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2023 post n i wrote like 5k words of this before dropping this but i remembered the wip randomly n reread it n im now continuing it but the 2023 wip was too good so ur gonna see a weird writing style change because of it...... sorry Aurgh but i still very much love this concept
during the whole post s2 montage or whatever, it's revealed that gabriel and beelzebub actually live in a cottage in North Downs, being their resident cryptids and functioning in worse ways than crowley and aziraphale could ever manage, and that's just them not trying
their entire house has rooms that are either completely empty or fully thrashed. these two idiots didn't even bother with trying to seem human. the house just spawned out of nowhere and they don't even bother with humans' memories they literally do not give a fuck. there's no bathroom, no bedroom. however there is a dungeon. neither of them ever sleep so they're just walking around at night for funsies. they're awful. their neighbors at least are grateful because flies refuse to enter anywhere else aside from the bureaucracy house (house is a strong word) just bc beelzebub is nearby. fuck it. they have several floors which can only be accessed from the inside, meaning it looks like it only has one floor from the outside. they have a garden and for some reason it's full of the worst smelling plants to attract flies but also they don't smell at all because gabriel was like nah n beelzebub was like fair enough
do u guys see my vision. do u
#good omens#ineffable bureaucracy#time passes weirdly when ur older ive realized#this fic to me is like. from a couple months ago. was extremely shocked to see itd been 2 yrs#regardless i very much do love them. reread some fics of them the other day. my beloveds mwah mwah
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hiiii can anyone rec me horror movies similar to The Human Centipede ?? preferably a good gory torture porn type :3
#one with like a fairly decent plot ? Saw 1-3 pmo so bad that i couldnt continue watching it LOL#n i like the Collector movies obvs so something like that#i love the look of gore.....#but also dont rec Terrifier i genuinely hate movies where its clearly the director's misogynistic wet dream#i may be picky. shrug#drop anything n ill try to watch !#mwah#kiln talks
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enjoy your meal ! ♡
#my art xoxo#black christmas#black christmas 1974#billy lenz#gore#blood#cannibalism#horror#fanart#this is genuinely one of my fav works ive done#its kinda old n i just put off posting it LOL but either way its here nooowwwww#mwah mwah. feast well on my art lovelies
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fem ! arkin & asa designs ^___^ ( 4 my old woman yuri )


#my art xoxo#the collector 2009#the collection 2012#the collector#the collection#asa emory#arkin o'brien#collectkin#oh i miss u so muccchhhchh collectkin i love u i love u#this is 2023 art again btw ! i still like it a lot#anyways now i nap . goodnight
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sangsoo....! + others or whatever LOL
idk what i'm cooking but im definitely cookign
#my art xoxo#sorryyy i totally forgot to upload this </333 this page specifically has been up on my twt for.... 4 days#scratches ass. u guys are my favs dw#i'll do better next time#ANYWAYS#non horror / slasher#orv#omniscent reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#joongdok#yoo sangah#han sooyoung#lee jihye#kim namwoon#secretive plotter#hes there if u squint. hes the ??? dono lol#also for the record i do in fact think im fucking hilarious for the killing stalking reference#like thats funny as fuck idc#goodnight my loves
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lay it on thick (n pray nothing more happens)
#saw 2004#saw 2006#saw 3#amanda young#lynn denlon#lynnmanda#shotgunshipping#my art xoxo#reupload bc it flopped lol im trying again#i miss these lesbians so bad#saw movies#saw franchise
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tumblr took down my t4t adamamanda porn BOOOOO
#kiln talks#thumbs down 0 stars i worked hard on that shit BOOOOOO#whatever i'll reupload the rest later. i had some sfw stuff attached w it#saw 2004#adam faulkner stanheight#amanda young
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HAND FLEW TO MY MOUTH OH MY GOD PREV SO TRUE HOLY SHITTTTT
thinkjng abt Scream 1996 again n tatum was definitely a lesbian bc what self respecting straight woman would date stu
#followed IMMEDIATELY i love u prev#kiln talks#scream 1996#tatum riley#stu macher#sidney prescott#billy loomis#tatney
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This life inside me is ours. No matter what you say. No matter what you think.
It’s always going to be ours.
#things have gotten worse since we last spoke#thgwswls#agnes petrella#zoe cross#eric larocca#my art xoxo#this book holds such a special place in my heart#but i genuinely would not recommend it to anyone LOL#regardless. i do very much love it. its a part of me. it was a turning point in my life. i think abt it a lot#my beloveds
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thinkjng abt Scream 1996 again n tatum was definitely a lesbian bc what self respecting straight woman would date stu
#kiln talks#scream 1996#scream movies#tatum riley#stu macher#like hes cool but hes. soooo#hes so. idk . hes so#tatum sweetheart u r too beautiful to be with. that gayboy u can do better
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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever
#the collector 2009#shut up its fundamentally changed me forever#just checked letterboxd it is indeed rated 3 stars lmfao......
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚
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Collector art in the big 2025?!?!(GIFT FOR SOMEONE ON INSTA)
#WOWOWOWOOWOWWW#OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD !!!!!!!#I LOVE UR ART OP#the collector 2009#the collection 2012#asa emory
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secret identity . (that stupid fucking fudanshi)
idk what i'm cooking but im definitely cookign
#my art xoxo#orv#omniscent reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#jang hayoung#uriel orv#abyssal black flame dragon#last 2 r ultra minor mentions in dono+chat LOL#jhy is the realest in this au....... wish nothing but the best for my idgafing queen#happy pride month to u all n especially to yjh#id say kdj too but the dumbass doesnt even know hes gay hes just kdjing it out#goodnight my lovelies..... mwah !
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The Collector's House Floorplans
Hey everyone, sorry the floor plans took so long, I was finishing up my semester at graduate school for electrical/computer engineering and then got sick for most of last week. If you like my work, check out some of my writing! I'm currently focused on writing for The War of the Rohirrim.
Anyways, here they are! They were originally 36x28 inches so I really had to crunch them down to fit on here. If you want the full images just DM so I can send them to you.




The images were from @hong--zhi--zhu's post here and I got the idea from @darklylucid!
Feel free to repost/reshare, whatever you want, you don't have to ask! Also let me know if I should make any changes!
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everyday i crave for more house of wax content like wdym that movie is a campy 2005 fever dream
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i lied actually i Will say which one

surprised someone caught it immediately actually ?? but ya this is the one :3

idk what i'm cooking but im definitely cookign
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