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has this been done yet

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always that one crazy coworker am i right

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Was it different with me?

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005, dir. Joe Wright

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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i’ll never get over how helen fielding saw the 1995 series of pride and prejudice and fangirled over colin firth as mr darcy so hard that she decided to write bridget jones’s diary loosely based on the plot of p&p and make the love interest named mark darcy and describe him exactly like colin firth and then he found out about it and agreed to play that character in the movies

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self indulgent severance paintings inspired by René Magritte

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one month since this happened. wonder what they’re up to now

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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seth milchick

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go down, hannah, go down, and stay down

SEVERANCE 2.01 / 2.10

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Kiera Knightley & Matthew Macfadyen as Elizabeth Bennet & Mr. Darcy

Pride & Prejudice (2005)

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the way p&p 2005 said: here's one of the most beloved enemies to lovers romances of all time, we don't need to change anything but here's keira knightley and the most socially awkward mr darcy you have ever seen. we're going to sprinkle in a hand touch and an almost kiss during an argument following a love confession in the pouring rain. what excellent boiled potatoes. yearn. you will think about this movie every day for the rest of your life.

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just watched this movie for the first time. why did it take me 20 years oh my godddd

Forgive me madam, for taking up so much of your time.