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We have a dabi fictive and a hawks fictive in our system who has done NOTHING but flirt the last couple of days, and we're all pretending not to notice but everybody knows. I know what you are. [Slur] /j
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#op-ed#under pseudonym#text#editor's note: HELP???#editor's note: fucking hilarious i hope they have a uhaul wedding.
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our littlest little (as in generally a toddler) has been... big lately? in mind but not in body and we arent sure what to do about it exactly. because he cant just be treated like a kid during that time but he is like honey from ohshc. and also he hits on his caretaker. what do
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#op-ed#under pseudonym#text#editor's note: PLEASE??? HELLO????#editor's note: this is so fucking funny. real.
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so this guy is like sworn enemies with this other guy and guy a hates guy b so much that its literally his villain origin story but everyone sees guy b flirting with guy a when hes running for his life and we cant tell if guy a is ignoring it or really doesnt know also theyre brothers and its really strange to watch
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We split a new guy recently and he has literally only been committing violence. He hates it here. He hates everyone. He hates everything. He is a terror. I don't know what to do about him.
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Four of my alters wants to throw fists to my ex, recently a new alter born and now there are five alters who wants to throw fists to my ex. 👍
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF CINNA IN THE PUBLISHING HOUSE!
last updated: 08-01-25 @ 14:15 [ MM-DD-YY ] UTC
Hello! I'm Cinna, I'm the one running this place.
This humble newspaper will be as unprecedented as the moon itself.
Run completely mostly off of submissions, this newspaper will be an astounding marvel of anything and everything!
That's right! From whoever and all! Endogenics, traumagenics, quoigenics—I don’t care! Censorship will be unheard of here ( except slurs, even the big bosses won’t publish those... ), so come bravely faced with your tea!
This newspaper will be aiming first and foremost to be indulging in in-system tea, the intermingling of ourselves, exomemories, that which occurs within headspace, etc. etc.! I'm not here for you to call-out post anyone! Tell me about how your evil ex split in your system! How the bane of your existence and object of all your desire walked in! How that sysmate traumatized you! Confess,
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Translation:
No DNI regarding system origins.
Pro endo <3
"Problematic" content is more than allowed. This includes things that fall under paraphilia, fetishistic, kink related, pushing and breaking legal or "moral" boundary, etc. etc.
That being said, minors dni please.
That being said, sensitive content will be tagged as it is. Example: "murder" would be tagged as #murder.
ONLY in-sys related items. I don’t want to traipse into the very dangerous territory of system-to-system things. Maybe later.
Confessions / Gossiping / Etc etc is allowed
Now that THAT is out of the way:
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#publishing house — non-tea posts, blog related maintenance
#editorial — submissions
#op-ed — asks
#under pseudonym — anonymous asks ➝ any specific anons who request to be emoji or terms would be, for example: #under pseudonym 🔥
#advice column — asks / submissions pertaining to those asking for advice
#Nightlife — Sexual content.
#text / #image / #art / #video / #gif / #audio — media types....
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