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Django and Dr. King Schultz because they're badass

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Two of my favorite roles of christoph waltz

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🦷🍻|| 𝐃𝐫. 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐳 & 𝑪𝒐𝒍. 𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 || 🍰💀 #DjangoUnchained #IngloriousBasterds _________________________________________ “Normally I would say ‘Auf wiedersehen’, but since what ‘Auf wiedersehen’ actually means is ‘till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye.” __________________________________________Don’t you ever just experience a character and then just realized your whole life is meaningless until you met someone like THAT? Yeah that’s Dr. King Schultz for me… PLS DR. SCHULTZ THE ADMISSION TO BE MY FATHER IS OPEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL PLS SIGN UP 😭🤲🏻 Hans Landa (the notoriously charismatic Standartenführer ✨) isn’t planned because I’m afraid I’ll botch him but honestly… WHY NOT?! Christoph Waltz is one of the most astonishing actor there is in this earth so I committed… I HAVE TO 🔥

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imagine all the characters in the tarantinoverse battling it out i just know dr. king schultz would wreck hans landa’s shit up

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AU in which Hans Landa was a part of operation kino from the beginning

My ramblings from twitter: -I thought this up because when I first read the inglourious basterds movie description, it mentioned an undercover agent (who I thought to be Landa rather than von Hammersmark at the very beginning before the scene with Shosanna) -I just wanted Shosanna to work with the basterds -I have no idea how she gets on board. Maybe Landa mentions her to the basterds and they get her on board. Maybe he doesn’t get her family killed here. -Landa is still known as the jew hunter because he still gets on board only after the basterds are formed (1944) -Idk details -I would assume the german basterds survive, and so does Hicox and Von Hammersmark. So Aldo is in his usual getup instead of his Italian cover -Marcel also survives. I need Shosanna and him to be happy together -Landa doesn’t get swastika carved in his forehead -in this AU quite obviously the basterds and landa met much earlier than in the movie

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post movie shenanigans

Also, Tarantino confirmed Aldo becomes a movie star like Audie Murphy after the war, and that Hans solves a bunch of murders and becomes an amateur detective on Nantucket haha. I headcanon Aldo as Hans’ handler after as well

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This is my favorite scene ♡

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landa u done fucked up bro 😭

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unfortunately we can’t all shed our skin

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Hehe, here’s younger Istvan 🥰 probably around the time when he found Erik 🤍

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5 💀

at first, this picture was very cozy. then something went reeeeealy wrong

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checking emails at 5 am

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apple of my eye

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genderbendr Toth, Istvanka? momistvan.

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