t-andemonium

[t-andemonium]

it’s come to my attention you guys don’t know the most iconic no kings day song ever and its “you didn’t ask for this” by the trash bag ponchos

[t-andemonium]

just realized how similar cloudword, ho! is to the vibes i like to think the IPRE would have had if we actually dove into their century for longer and i knew there was a reason i felt such an instant connection to them

[t-andemonium]

best response is to go “okay NERD” and ignore all future corespondents

on this website you'll be like "why'd the chicken cross the road? to 'get to the other side' haha" and someone will be like "actually, chickens have no concept of an afterlife- in fact, it has no concept of a 'road.' it does not see itself crossing anything, it is simply going somewhere it feels the need to go, likely searching for food, or-" and it will be completely unironic and there's nothing you can do to stop them short of blocking them

[t-andemonium]

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

[t-andemonium]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[t-andemonium]

[t-andemonium]

head cannon on how each ipre member would sign their name