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May I request something where John purrs? He's so much of a cat to mee
Horrible low quality gif of John getting shmacked patted on the head
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*Antagonist exists*
Arthur Lester: Did your daddy not love you enough? You poor thing. (derogatory) (sexual)
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POV you killed this dickhead’s emotional support human
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It's already been a day without Arthur Lester...

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It's so funny to me that Kayne and Lilith have basically the same goals. Summon the father you hate with the help of the Blackstone, then destroy him. It's. It's really funny actually. We're basically listening to eldrich generational abuse drama
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malevlent au where arthur takes john to see the minecraft movie
"Orthor. ORTHER! people are throwing stuff at the screen! holy fucking shit there are people throwing CHICKENS AT THE SCREEN"
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IM LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING I WAS RIGGGGGGHT(i was right on twitter. okay) AAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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”Hey Kellin, your mother was a whore!” is still one of the funniest and most batshit lines in Malevolent because it comes directly out of left field. Whores are literally never referenced again (except as a callback to that line, which happens the very same episode). John nor Yellow nor the King ever make reference to any other hypothetical whores or slutshaming in any regard. The Entity just decided to be a bitch like that. It’s like a preteen who learned precisely one swear and is trying to shock you by saying it as loudly and as clearly as possible to get a reaction out of you. Who taught him those words. Where is his mother.
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The king in yellow
Also damn I didn’t mean to give him that much of an hourglass god damn
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