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Golden Ratio

Even though the Golden Ratio is mathematical beauty, doesn't mean your back needs to be shaped as such. Straighten up!

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hey random ass post but in the tags can you tell me what’s your number one safe food. like not necessarily your favorite food, but just thee most quintessential “ol’ reliable” that you can always manage to eat no matter how bad your sensory issues or mental illness is acting up.

mine is microwave popcorn (and bonus points for a chocolate milk to go with it)

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This could be a Dan Howell WAD merch

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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wHAT THAT DENT IN MY WALL ISNT EVEN MY FAULT

But fair.

Bitches will just rip a whole ass shelf out the wall on accident and then walk away like nothing happened

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Still thinking about this and the sheer hilarity of three drunk adults standing in a circle praising asexuality as the best thing ever

Im still not over how my drunk-ass friends asked me if Im still asexual and when I said yes they started arguing that maybe I am just the next evolutionary step of humanity because my lack of sexdrive and sexual attraction obviously leaves me with more time spend on other things.

And its just.

It was so wholesome.

Yes bud I am the next level of human evolution thank you

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Bitches will just rip a whole ass shelf out the wall on accident and then walk away like nothing happened

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my parents are in london right now and i told them so many times to look out for dan and phil but i lowkey dont think theyre spending every waking moment doing that like i asked……………..

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Yeah like some big loud heard-across-several-grass-fields whistle if my sister and I were out and about, my Mom's great at them

I wish I could do it too

Oh dang now I have nostalgia about hearing that whistle from afar and knowing dinner is ready

Anon made this observation recently where everyone they know who was summoned by whistling was German, and their non-German friends were confused about this. They'd like to get some international insight.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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My gender is the color orange.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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a sitting platypus

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Hi! Happy pride! I made a flag!

This is actually the first pride flag I've had in my possession, and i thought it would be fun and artsy to make it out of patterned fabric.

It was fun finding fabrics that overall fit the color of each stripe, while also having a pattern i liked. [The white stripe might be my favorite :) mushrooms]

To me, it's just really nice to finally have a flag of my own, especially one i made, and i can't wait until the day i can actually hang it up.

🧡💛🤍🩵💙

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Did this quiz just clock me as a phannie??

which ao3 tag are you?

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Happy pride from me to my younger self