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ok but aside from me being your undercover aunty yOUR SO CUTE YOUR EYEBROWS ARE EVERY THING TO ME

You mean these eyebrows? 😏

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KSKKS NIECE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND TELL YOUR MOTHER AKA MY SISTER IM VEY GLAD SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL NIECE LIKE YOU

Thank you~ 🤭 I'll let her know 😂✌️

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hello this is your aunty calling. how are you my dear? tell your mother, my sister, that i said hello ~ take care deary!!!

who u callin aunty

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what temperature do u consider cold and where do u live? 👀

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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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I went through my blog out of boredom and bc I can't sleep at 2am.

I gotta say: I wrote this post sometime end of January or beginning February 2019, and I was definitely right about the burnout part and the part about dying (and I also completely fucking ruined my immune system from the stress over a loooooong time without ever feeling like I am getting rewarded for doing so), but I was also definitely wrong about the degree part in May lmao aaaayyyyyy, gotta get that degree as a non-student now lol

I literally just want to go back in time to scream at myself to take care of my health.

Because apart from time, that is also something I will never get back now.

So in these times now, with already so many deaths worldwide because of this virus, I just want to tell you all that you should really, really take care of your health. Physically, as well as mentally.

Because once it's taken from you, it won't ever return to its former state.

If you’ve been wondering why I’ve been so inactive for a while:

Bigger Math exam on Monday, presentation in Socio-Economics and smaller exam in Biology on Tuesday, smaller exam in Religion on Wednesday, smaller exam in Spanish on Thursday, seminar presentation on Friday and another bigger exam in Health Science on Saturday bc I missed the actual exam for that one…. Yeah, I am definitely going to die sometime next week.

This has literally been my College life since some time in November - and I totally can’t handle it anymore.

I will be holding the degree in my hands after May, but I’ll have suffered from burnout by then already anyway. It was nice to have known y'all.

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y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

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@xilverxtar0423 I DIDN'T NEED TO BE ATTACKED TODAY, THANKS MEG

all time legend // jaehyun

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Hello beautiful, Just dropping by to say I love you and miss you and hope you have an amazing day 😘

OOOOOOOOIIIIIII LAUREL THERE YOU ARE AGAIN

HOW ARE YOU HOW HAVE YOU BEEN WHAT'S UP ARE YOU GOOD ARE YOU HEALTHY HAVE YOU BEEN EATING ENOUGH

And I love you too 💜💜

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I did one in a hurry. It represents me pretty well, though. (Yes, that is my smiling face and my happy color.)

Tagged by @forever-rain-mp3 to make a chibi version of myself! Couldn’t find a red-brown color for my hair so I settled for red instead lol. Also, that’s my typical facial expression so…

Tagging @anxiousbutprecious @meiiyue @dahyunmingyu @akaimps @xiaojuxiyou @bevanjun @emmaraelu @dokidokihuh​ @jaeceetea @tacendaletter and anyone who wants to do this, feel free!

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I felt this post on a spiritual level

fucks sake

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For Android, Funsta - Fake Chat works pretty well. You can do fake post with replies + likes and time stamps, you can fake insta stories, fake dms by adding "contacts", etc.

In the beginning you'd need to get a bit familiar with it at first because it can be a little confusing, but it works sooo well once you've figured it out.

Have fun, anon! :) (the other ones in the screenshot are good apps for Android as well!) Well, that is, as long as you don't have an iPhone, otherwise ignore this and just use social dummy 😂

Funsta will look like this: (those are mine)

It's pretty good

(hope this is helpful for you, anon)

Hi! I was wondering what app you use to make fake insta profiles? Like the ones that show uploaded pictures? I have to do a project and it would help a lot

I use social dummy but it’s only for iPhone. If you have an Android then I don’t know if there are similar apps but you can also do an instagram account and post the things you need and then with PicsArt app you can photoshop the likes and comments and things like that

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Laura, Aries, INTJ(-A)

RB with your name, zodiac sign & 16 personality type & I’ll give you a short hc/thought/aesthetic with a member of SKZ~

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There's ZE:A and ZPZG but both groups are inactive. ^^y

OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET ZE:A AGSKQGWHSIAGDJWKQBS

Thanks for telling me though 😂🙆‍♀️

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I work in a cinema as well. And honestly, I never really needed the folder for the food ingredients except for one time.

This little boy (he was like maximum 10 years old) came up to the counter with his mom, his first question being "is [ingredient] in your popcorn?" I was confused for a second and asked him why - he told me he was highly allergic to it and could die. As someone with seafood allergy (of which I also have some asshole waiter stories ☺️) I know how much it sucks and I told him honestly I didn't know the exact ingredients, so I rushed to find the folder and find the document for the popcorn. I didn't even just read it and tell him it was fine, that the ingredient was not in there, but instead I brought him the paper and let him read it for himself, so that he could assure himself that I wasn't one of those people who had fun messing with other's health like this and so that he had the assurance he'd be fine. And all was fine and the little boy walked away happily munching on his popcorn. The costumers behind him seemed slightly annoyed, but I didn't care about them at all in that moment.

Someone's well-being and safety is more important to me than those 20 seconds you had to wait longer, Karen.

Also, for the same reasons as listed above in earlier posts, I double check whether I heard the costumer say the right order for their drinks (especially if it's multiple ones). I repeat their order before putting the cups below the towers and I say "this is your diet coke and this one the regular one" when handing them, just to triple check.

I know it makes me look like I have the attention span of a goldfish, but I once actually accidentally would've given a regular coke to someone who NEEDED the diet coke if I hadn't done that.

So I'll keep doing it, even if I look stupid to you.

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

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@evanismyking yuta encountered han jisung in his natural habitat

yuta enjoying the phoenix desert 🏜

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YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS PATRIZIA WAIT WUT 😲😲

Umm yeah? But you already knew that? 😂 (from the last tag game with songs instead)