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A shit ton of porn blogs are following me...

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"You smell like butt."

@prkdee

"whoever owned that butt must be wearing a perfume then and they probably smell better than you." he uttered in response to the female's words, a hint of amusement audible in his tone of voice while a cheshire grin pulled his lips. "are you trying to make fun of me noona? because that was a totally failed attempt" and in a playful gesture, youngbae loops an arm around her neck, making sure it was tight enough to tease her even more but not too tightly that it would suffocate her. "or is this your way of saying you missed me?"

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Random sentence starters

"Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"

"So you're a liar and a thief."

"So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"

"Can I touch your boob?"

"Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"

"So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."

"You smell like butt."

"Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."

"You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."

"What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"

"Please never call me by my full name ever again."

"Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"

"I think I need to lose ten pounds."

"Who do you love more, me or your mom?"

"Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."

"Were you aware that there is ice cream?"

"That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"

"It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."

"You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"

"Give me cake or give me death."

"I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."

"Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"

"I want candy."

"On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"

"Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."

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dropping threads and starting anew. gimme some ♥. :)

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YOU.

YOU-- what the hell man.. I have a name you know.

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Happy Valentines day! May you spend it with your love one! If you don’t have one, it’s okay! Just know that I love you and you’re the best! 

With a cute face like yours and a kind heart, you sure are one hell of a lady. Thank you, Suhyun.

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ohpppa!!!!!!

ㅡ why are you shouting? i’m not deaf, ma’am. but hey, yes that’s me. your.. oh-oppa–

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If it’s been good, be glad it’s been; / It won’t be.

W.D. Snodgrass, from Autumn Variations (via violentwavesofemotion)

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Give me some Christmas lovin'

my lovin' first before presents! where is it?

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you're ugly with that make up-- and what are you? an actor in a koreanovela? kekeke -chae

i look good in any make up. you blind or somethin' chae? (`shook his head) ya better get an eye check up. i worry about youㅡ ㅋ

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                  SEOULVIBIN’S FIRST FOLLOW FOREVER!!

i know a lot of people are doing these now, so i hope you don’t mind if i do one too. i mean. i’ve just hit 1k posts (haha lame right) so i thought.. why not have that 1k post be a special one!! i did make sure my 888th post was for GD’s bday, after all (hAHA CRIES ANOTHER LAME), and plus i’ve been around for over a year, so i suppose one is long overdue. wheezes. thank you all for making my RP experience as GD worthwhile. i was scared to RP someone as popular as him at first, but i’ve grown to love my muse and all those around him. he’s become my special baby!! hahaha. ‘ v ‘ )ノノ anyways, it’s been so much fun on this account, and i’d like you all to know that. without you guys, i wouldn’t be where i am today!! thank you again from the bottom of my heart!!  💕  💕  💕

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I'm back. y'all give me some love. ㅋㅋ

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⤷ 151106 Taeyang and Min Hyorin in a date in Seoul; spotted near their house. Source: globalcharmers

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❝ L E E C H A E R I N ♦ 2 N E 1 ♦ YG ENTERTAINMENT ♦ SB PROJECTS ❞

Leader, Rapper, Fashion Afficionado, Party Girl and Mommy of 3 beautiful kittens

General Muse - Multiverse - Semi-Literate - 18+

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