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So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

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pout → min yoongi (happy yoongi day!!)

pout → min yoongi (happy yoongi day!!) in which yoongi gets a little jealous

yoongi fluff!!! (bc yoongi is a fluff)

ah i miss writing,,,, 

In the living room where chaos ensues nearly 24/7, Yoongi sat across the room, legs and arms crossed, a small pout forming on his face.

One might ask - why is Yoongi pouting?

Well, across him, was his significant other, all huddled up against his best friend, Jung Hoseok, giving him all of their attention. They were playing some sort of game on Hobi’s phone, and they weren’t exactly quiet or calm about it.

“You’re gonna make me lose!” Hobi yelled, to which you responded with a laugh.

“Shut up, it’s your fault!”

Yoongi let out a small huff, trying to distract himself with his mobile phone. But the laughter and noise coming from your side of the living room was just too much for him to ignore.

Especially since his partner and best friend are a little too close.

Yoongi considered getting his headphones, or just leaving the room completely, but he wasn’t going to let you or his bandmates know that he was jealous. No way.

So, he decided to grab a snack from the kitchen - anything to get away from the noisy duo.

Yoongi was about to stand when dramatic music started playing from Hobi’s phone, and a robot voice called out “GAME OVER!” repeatedly and the two of you only got noisier.

“See, you should’ve gone through the other way! You should’ve trusted me,” you complained.

“How was I supposed to know the evil robots were waiting on the other side? It’s the game’s fault,” Hobi defended himself.

“I should’ve controlled, maybe we could have overcome the level,” you muttered under your breath.

Hobi pulled a face at you, “I heard that, you suck.”

The two of you were engrossed in that stupid game (as Yoongi would describe it) and in each other that neither of you realised that a very jealous Yoongi was staring at the two of you, with a half-scowl-half-pout.

---

The very same night, after dinner, you and Yoongi were back at your shared apartment.

And Yoongi wouldn’t give you a single speck of his attention. He wouldn’t even respond when you ask a question, and he had his back turned against you when it was time to sleep.

You figured there was something wrong.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” you placed a hand on his shoulder, to which he shrugged off.

Yoongi didn’t want to admit it, especially to you. He knows he’s being hung over by petty jealousy but he also knows that he’s too whipped to stay “mad” at you. 

“Come on, babe, talk to me,” you snuggled behind him, wrapping your arms around his torso, placing soft kisses on the back of his neck, which you knew he’s a sucker for.

Yoongi could feel his resolve melting and he chewed on his inner cheek as he turned around to face you.

Wow, he’s beautiful - you thought.

“Are you jealous? You only act like this when you’re jealous,” you flashed him a cheeky smile.

Yoongi felt his lips pout, a non verbal agreement to your statement.

“Oh my God, you’re jealous. Of who?” you probed, squeezing his cheeks, to which he pulled a face at you.

“You and Hoseok seem to be extremely close,” he mumbled, “The both of you were having a lot of fun earlier.”

Ah. Your thoughts fly to earlier this afternoon to when you and Hobi were playing and bickering. Now that you think of it, you recall Yoongi looking awkward and all “pouty” across the room.

“Aww, babe, you know we’re just friends. You know you’re the only one I love. You shouldn’t worry too much, I just wanted to show him that I’m better at the game. Anyway you have all my attention now. Stop being mad,” you buried your face against his chest.

“Maybe I’m still a little mad,” he decided to tease you a little.

You immediately pulled away from Yoongi, and now it was you with a pout on your face. Yoongi had a sort of triumphant smirk on his face. He knew you hated him being mad at you.

But two can play at that game.

“Okay, I’m calling Hobi oppa~~~~,” you said in the sweetest voice you could muster (but you were totally cringing internally), “I’m gonna tell him I’m gonna come over a-”

But before you could even finish your sentence, Yoongi pulls you to his chest from your waist.

“Don’t. You. Dare,” he whispers, angrily in your ear.

“What are you going to do about it?” you batted your eyelash at him, provocatively.

Yoongi eyes raged with jealousy and fury.

Oh, you were in for it now.

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omg its been so long since i posted.... i should start writing again SBDHJSBDJHBS

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happy yoongi day!!

it’s march 9 and y’all know what that means...........

iTS MY BOI YOONGI’S BIRTHDAY!!! 

to the man who has done so much for me,

to the man who fills my life with incredible amounts of joy,

to the man who helped me overcome so much difficulty in my life,

to the man who works so so so hard,

(you’re doing so well, sweetie and i love seeing you smile)

to the man who is so incredibly talented,

and to the man i love so much,

happy birthday, baby. you mean so much to me and to thousands and thousands of armys in the world. 

thank you for your hard work! please rest well <3

thank you for everything. you deserve the whole world and everything good and fluffy and wonderful in life. 

i love you. so much. 

ANDDDD for his birthday i mayhaps wrote a short song (HSDFNBJDHF shameless plug); it would mean the world if you could listen to it HEHEHE 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU-YK5Qj2Q4 

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these little shits were so salty after their loss that they spiked yoongi’s drink with salt

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jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”

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rb for a cute picture of jungguk in your inbox ♡

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partners → jeon jungkook

partners → jeon jungkook  police officer!au (LOWKEY INSPIRED BY B99/BUSTED UWU) wc: 1.3k+

angst + fluff - y’know, the regular mari mix HEHE

for my previous work (also on jk): catch me → jeon jungkook (spiderman!guk au) for my other works: masterlist

hello!! this is part one of my new series, i hope you enjoy! xoxo

“Oh my God, Jeon,” you groaned, leaning your head back, “I am so sick of this stupid case.” You flung the case file back on the table and that was probably the millionth time you’ve read that case file.

“Come on, Y/L/N, you know reading that again and again won’t give you anything new,” Jungkook tutted you, taking a sip out of his favourite banana milk.

“This case is impossible,” you let out another groan as you closed your eyes, wanting to escape, mentally, from the case and your job and your annoying partner.

You were about to doze off when you felt a pair of hands grab your shoulders and massage them. Oh, it felt good. The circular motion of Jungkook’s hands on your shoulders were very effective in releasing some tension.

Jungkook and you were Business Partners™ - the two of you were the top police officers in the precinct. The competitive nature of you and Jungkook made the two of you, originally, competitors, but the two of you have matured from those playful days and are now working together for the good of the country.

Besides being Business Partners™, feelings somehow got entangled in the mess that was you and Jungkook, and after a lot of pining (because some people love pineapples, others love pine trees, and Jeon Jungkook loves pining), he mustered the courage to ask you out.

And that was almost two years ago.

The two of you have gone through a lot together - from petty fights, to lovely dates, and challenging cases. But there was no case as difficult as the one you and Jungkook were handling currently. A few months ago, Captain Kim has entrusted the case to the both of you to handle the case. And the case is still unsolved to this very day.

Dead leads, no witnesses, barely any evidence - how could you even begin to move forward if there wasn’t anything to move forward from?

Basically, the case involved this unnamed criminal - who Jungkook insisted on naming ‘The Unknown’ -  who has been going around trafficking drugs and has been known to assault anyone who gets in their way. All you have is the address of their last known hideout, and surprise, it was clear of any trace of The Unknown.

In spite of you being against the nickname, Jungkook managed to convince you to go along with it. And thus, all the WANTED posters, and ‘looking-for-information’ posters all used the alias “The Unknown”.

This case is like no other, and it makes you want to pull all of your hair out and jump off a cliff from how lead-less it is. Despite having taking charge and care of other miniscule cases, you somehow kept drifting back to The Unknown’s case. You do despite leaving work undone and the thought of unsolved cases irks you.

“Relax, baby, we’ll catch The Unknown one day,” Jungkook reassured you, continuing to rub circles on your back.

“I still hate how you named him,” you criticised, “It’s stupid.”

“Do you have a better nickname? We don’t even know his identity except for a very rough description of the crook,” Jungkook challenged.

You sighed, not responding to which Jungkook regarded as your defeat and his win.

“Thought so, babe,” your immature boyfrie-, partner teased.  

“Shut up, Jeon.”

---

“Y/N!! BABY!!” you were jolted awake, and you were ready to fight whoever came at you, when you realised it was just Jungkook. You took a second to adjust your eyesight and your mindset, and you realised that you were still in your office. With a half empty coffee cup in front of you and an open case file, it was safe to assume that you stayed back to do some work. And it appears that Jungkook stayed behind with you too. How thoughtful of him.

“What is it?” you said through gritted teeth and a forced smile. If Jungkook woke you up for no reason, you would have his head.

He pouted at your harsh response, which made your negative thoughts disappear in a second, and your heart melted at the adorable sight right in front of you.

“What is it?” you cooed, and pinched his cheeks; your forced smile replaced by a genuine smile.

“Gotcha,” he smirked.

His duality always got to you and you have no idea if you want to hate or love him more for it.

“Screw you, Jeon,” you huffed, folding your arms.

He giggled, which made you even more confused, before stating, “I have some amazing news and you’re going to love me for it.”

“I get a new partner who’s more mature and serious?” you gasped in faux surprise.

Jungkook frowned, but before he could say anything, you defended yourself, “I’m joking, babe, what is it?”

“We have a breakthrough on The Unknown! An hour or so ago, this man named Mingyu came by. He said he has some dirt on The Unknown!” Jungkook answered excitedly. You took a while to process the information Jungkook provided, before jumping up in excitement.

“Oh my God, Jeon! Are you serious? This is our first big break! Oh my God, I love you!” you jumped in his arms, ecstatic and in disbelief.

The two of you were in that position for a while, before a pretty loud cough interrupted your sappy moment.

It was Captain Kim Namjoon, chief of the precinct, and also a good companion when needed. He was intelligent, and took great care of his squad members. He’s an amazing leader who takes his role very seriously and carries out his duties meticulously.

“Oh, Captain! Hello!” the two of you were clearly flustered.

“As much as I hate interrupting the two lovebirds of this precinct, which also happen to be the best detectives I’ve got, you have an informant who’s waiting to be interviewed. Don’t keep him waiting for too long - this is the opportunity you’ve been working hard for,” he reminded you two with a firm tone.

“Yes, sir! We’ll get on it, sir!” Jungkook and you replied in unison, bowing to your superior.

---

“State your name, age and occupation.”

“I’m Kim Mingyu, 21, and I’m in university but I work part-time at a convenience store.”

Jungkook was clicking away on his laptop as you were asking the questions.

“How do you know about The Unknown?”

Mingyu’s eyes darted left and right before he answered. It was evident that he was nervous. “I used to work for him. A year or so ago, he scouted me as I was walking home from school. Me being broke and desperate for money to pay off my student loans, I took his offer. I was his ...delivery man, and I also posed ...threats to those who owed him money.”

“Threats? What did you do?” Jungkook looked up from his laptop.

“Uh, usually the people I threaten are those of other gangs who cause trouble to The whatyou’dcallhim?..Unknown. I’d go to their bases and leave messages behind or I’d cause trouble in their bases. For those who owe him money, I’d, uh, force the money out of them. But of course, I’ve stopped. I don’t behave that way anymore.”

You observed Mingyu, he seemed to be pretty calm, except for the occasional foot fidget. His eyes seemed to be wandering around the room, which was a pretty obvious sign of either nervousness or lying.

He was also lanky; tall - definitely taller than Jungkook, and slim.

“What made you come down and for lack of a better word, snitch on your old boss?”

“He treated me like shit. He would order me around with complete disregard for my well-being. That’s why I quit. He only cares about himself and I want that selfish bastard to crash and burn,” Mingyu’s hand curled into a fist, his eyebrow arched.

Jungkook nodded in response, capturing his words on his laptop.

“So, what do you know of him? What information do you have that would help put a stop to his operations?”

“I know what his plans are, where his main base is,” Mingyu looked you dead in the eye, his tone dark, 

“And I know where he is.”

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sharing is caring → you zhangjing

sharing is caring → you zhangjing in which zhangjing only shares his food with you

not my best work but this was a fluff idea i got at like 2 in the morning i hope you enjoy!!

enjoy this (last) fluff post, bois, as after this, it’ll be angst-fest on my blog :

my previous work: pizza boi → lin yanjun for my other works: masterlist

so it’s dinner time 

and the nine percent boys are having dinner at this casual restaurant

they would go to a haidilao but ...

and you, being his girlfriend, was invited :)

everyone got their food and is ready to dig in yay

dinner time was such a heartwarming time - everyone’s dining and chatting and the table was full of laughs and chatter 

but (one of) the hot topics of the night was zhangjing’s meal

he got himself one of the most glorious, most aesthetic looking and also the most expensive meal set 

which honestly made everyone else’s dishes look mediocre

and it tasted so good

as exaggerated by zhangjing

and his dish made everyone’s mouth water 

aND THE WORSE PART IS

he. would. not. share. his. food. with. anyone.

he just wouldn’t

justin and chengcheng tried their aegyo - didn’t work

xukun and xiao gui tried stealing his food - didn’t work and got a slap

zhengting and ziyi just tried asking like normal people - but they got rejected even before they opened their mouth

it was like zhangjing KNEW

(like a fortune teller)

he actually considered giving yanjun a piece - but he played that prank where he pretended to give and at the last second, take the spoon back lmao

nongnong didn’t even dare/care (mood)

when they complained, he would simply, 

“i don’t care so i don’t share”

before taking a bite of his food

what a diva JDBFJKDBF

however, when it came to you

it was a different story

his personality would shift 

and he wouldn’t even hesitate a single bit

why?

because he loves you and care about you and would do anything for you (so the “i dont care so i don’t share excuse wouldn’t work)

“baobei, can i have a bite?”

“he wouldn’t, Y/N, he loves his food more than he loves you”

probably justin, who would earn a playful punch from you

but to everyone’s surprise (and non-surprise)

he actually

gave you his food??

your face lit up, smile was wide, and as you bit into the food,

you being a little brat,

looked justin in the eye, and made faces of pleasure and exaggerated noises to relay how good the food was 

justin glared at you and you smiled at him

“ge, Y/N’s being mean,” he would pout

and everyone would ignore him 

(jk)

you leaned your head on zhangjing’s shoulder, with a huge smile on your face

and not just because he shared his food,

but because him sharing his food was one of the little ways in how he showed you that he loves and cares

and hunny, that was just one one of the hot topics that night

soon later, zhangjing’s meal got forgotten as the boys and you gossiped and chattered and spilled some Good Hot TeaTM

ah, the night was still young

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pizza boi → lin yanjun

pizza boi → lin yanjun in which lin yanjun is the really cute pizza delivery boy that has successfully clouded your mind and heart

my previous work: boo → zhu zhengting for my other works: masterlist

be my friend!! i promise i don’t bite HAHA (i need more friends lmao)

(i used cpdb cuz i got lazy of writing the whole thing out oops)

you were craving pizza

because when and why would you not be craving pizza

you love pizza

so, with a really loud grunt, you stretched your arms and reached for your phone which was on the coffee table

you opted to order using the pizza store online website because you were too awkward to call the delivery hotline (true story :’))

ordering one large cheese pizza and an order of fries and chicken, fingers, your stomach grumbled at how hungry you were 

“YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN SENT” in bold words

“ESTIMATED WAITING TIME: 20 MINUTES”

this made you sigh and you decided to take a short nap while waiting for your food to arrive

you were jolted awake by the doorbell ringing and you were so ready to attack whomstever disturbed your slumber

then you remembered the pizza 

the doorbell rang again, causing you to go “oh shit” and scrambled to the door, completely unaware of your appearance

you were basically in your pjs and your hair was all over the place (you did just wake up)

“hi, your pizza is here, miss y/n,” the pizza delivery guy said.

and oh. my. god.

he was so NDBHBFJKDKNFJKD

ethereal? unreal? beautiful? handsome? cute? visuals on point?

“h..hi,” you managed out.

he was so good-looking, what the fuck?

you didn’t realise you were staring and that you were daydreaming (cancel) about pizza delivery boi

“miss, it’s 16 dollars,” his voice snapped you back into reality

and oh my god, even his voice seeps honey and all things sweet and nice-sounding

is he even human?

“right, um, let me get my wallet, wait a moment,” you stuttered before walking back to get your wallet

and of course, you had to trip on nothing and nearly fall

how. embarrassing.

pulling a face (half in embarrassment and pain), you took 20 dollars from your wallet, rushed back to the door

“here, keep the change,” you handed the cute delivery boy money and he handed you a bag full of food

“thank you!” you awkwardly thanked him for the food, and flashed him a smile and you closed the door before you could see his reaction or before he could say anything back

you didn’t know or see this, but cute pizza delivery boi left with a smile plastered on his face

you enjoyed your food a lot,  but you enjoyed the sight of cute pizza delivery boi a lot more

it’s been a few days, and the one thing that has been occupying your mind was cute!pizza!delivery!boy!

so you ordered a pepperoni pizza

primary reason: you were hungry

secondary reason: you wanted to see him again

(or is it the other way around? ;) )

now, you knew you were playing a gamble because you wouldn’t know if it was cpdb or not

you were on the edge of your sofa seat, fidgeting as you waited for the door to ring

this time, you were dressed up nicer than the other day

y’know to maybe impress cpdb HDSBJDHS

ding dong! ding dong!

“fuck he’s here already,” you thought

you opened the door, almost expecting a different delivery guy

BUT NO

IT WAS CUTE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY

you nearly died - somehow he was cuter as well

“one pepperoni pizza for ms y/n?”

ahh, you could drown in his voice uwu

“yeah, that’s me,” you smiled

and you really couldn’t stop smiling even after he left

neither could he, but you wouldn’t know that

you officially had it.

cpdb has been the main subject in your thoughts for days and he has successfully found his way in your heart

AND YOU BARELY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM

jesus, you didn’t even know his name

you were basically in love (no, not really)

so this was you acting on your heart and not your brain

you pulled up the pizza store website, ordered a sausage pizza and garlic bread

and because your mind was so clouded and you weren’t thinking straight,

on the ‘add comments’ section,

you added:

hey, send me that really cute delivery boy with the dark hair and cute dimples and really nice voice xoxo

it was like you were drunk when you were typing that

you were about to erase it when.

your dumbass clicked “enter”

it took you at least five seconds to process what you just did

and you started screaming, horrified

the weight of your decisions are piling on your shoulders and you felt like cancelling the order

but you were also hungry and you love pizza and you wanted to see him again uwu

for twenty minutes, you were a fidgeting, nervous mess. you didn’t know why or what you were doing.

and when your doorbell went off, you decided that death has finally come for you!!1!

oh shit, you were dreading this moment so much

rip y/l/n y/n, you will be missed

you opened the door, really slowly

and there he was, in his true form and beauty,

cute pizza delivery guy

and he was,,, smirking?? at you??

you didn’t even want to look him in the eye - you were that embarrassed

“hey,” his tone was mischievous, a little flirty, if you will

“hi,” you squeaked, still not looking him in the eye

actually, looking at his body figure/physique wasn’t a very good idea either

you were bright red

like a tomato

“sausage pizza for miss y/n?”

oh god, you loved how your name rolled out his tongue, it was almost sinful

“yep, that’s me!”

god, the entire situation was so awkward and cpdb seemed to be enjoying it

“for the record, i find you extremely cute too.”

wait, what???

error 404, file y/l/n y/n not working!!!

“what,” you were taken aback, completely.

“you’re adorable. I like you,” he said, nonchalantly, liKE IT WAS NOTHING

“what?” you repeated, not getting his words in your head, but you had this big smile on your face (a quarter due to embarrassment and three quarters on how life isn’t fucking you over!!)

it really seems like cpdb was enjoying this, seen in how he was nearly doubling over in a laughing/giggling fit

“you’re so cute, yknow what, this pizza and your bread is on me, as long as you let me take you out on a date.”

“okay, but at least let me know your name. you know mine and ‘cute pizza delivery guy’s too long.”

might as well right?

“it’s lin yanjun.”

what a perfect name for a perfect boy

how did you get so lucky?

and that, ladies and gents, was the start of something new

uwu

[taetortotss]

and the saga continues… 

[taetortotss]

i love this man more than i love myself

[taetortotss]

catch me → jeon jungkook (spiderman!guk au)

catch me → jeon jungkook (spiderman!guk au) chapter one  he was your peter parker and you were his mary jane. 

(or this has just been in my drafts for a year and a half and watching infinity war inspired this)

hi pls give me constructive feedback heh (i really dont know which direction this fic will head)

it’s pretty cliche and dry now but i promise it’ll get better!!

updates: usually every monday lol!

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“Move aside, nerd,” jock and baseball captain Jung Hoseok pushes past the school nerd and presumed “nobody” Jeon Jungkook, which causes Jungkook to trip and drop his belongings. A collective snicker was heard from the jock and his group of jock friends before they continue walking away.

Jungkook sighs as he tries to collect himself and collect his books. He hated feeling helpless against the popular kids, or people that felt superior over others.

Especially since he is the friendly neighbourhood’s Spider-Man.

Or “Spider-Guk”, as his best friend Kim Taehyung regarded him as.

Of course, very, very, very few people know about his actual identity. Taehyung knew, his aunt knew, his mentor and “idol” Iron Man knew. He even ‘fought’ Captain America once.

Now, Jungkook would very much want to brag about his experiences with the Avengers and the other superheroes, but he can’t. He would gladly share about his adventures and climb up the social tree in school, but he just can’t. The risks are too huge. Which was sad. It would expose his identity to antagonists and would cause a lot of damage to him and those he loves dear.

He does keep a private video diary which Mr Stark has made him swear not to show anyone. Okay, maybe he has shown it to Taehyung but what Iron Man doesn’t know won’t kill him, right?

So, as Jungkook pathetically picks up his books, subconsciously in a dream world where he isn’t just a “nerd” or a “nobody” in school, the corner of his eye catches something. Or should I say, someone.

Walking into class, arms linked with Park Jimin, the co-captain of the dance club in school, was Y/L/N Y/N.  

The apple of his eye. Jungkook’s eye-candy.

His crush, basically.

When he sees you, his mind immediately switches into a mess where nothing makes sense. And when he sees you unlink your arms with Jimin and start walking towards him, his heart starts palpitating. Why is she walking towards me? Why is she walking? Why is she?

“Hey, are you okay?” you knelt down to help him pick up the remaining papers scattered on the floor and handed it to him.

Not to be cliche, but Jungkook was sure your hand grazed his for 0.001 seconds. God, who would’ve pegged Jungkook as such a hopeless romantic?

“Y..yeah, I’m fine,” Jungkook managed out a small smile, “Just some really unkind jocks that wouldn’t let me live.”

“Oh, that sucks,” you answered, “I do know of some complete assholes in the sports team. Maybe try being firm against them? They only pick at those who look weak.”

If only you knew.

The bell rings, signalling the start of class. That was also a sign for you to stop blabbering and get your ass to class.

“Oh, I have to go, see you around, Jungkook!” you waved at the boy, who was still lovestruck and frozen.

He didn’t even realise that you knew his name. Jungkook was also late for class that day.

---

Every superhero has a man behind the screen and for Spider-guk, it was none other than Kim Taehyung.

“There was a hold up at the bank, and now the culprit’s getting away! The address is…”

“Got it!”

Jungkook shot out a web and swung, not forgetting to take a five second view of the city in a picturesque night setting. He caught sight of the thief, pointed, aimed, and shot.

“Next time, find better ways to get cash, oops, there wouldn’t be a next time because you’re spending ten years in prison!” Jungkook caught sight of the police officers making their way to the scene, which was his cue to leave.

He shot his spider web and was swinging en route to where he left his clothes. Then to the nearest McDonalds. Being a superhero takes a toll on your stomach and the  

“Nice job!” Taehyung phrased Jungkook through the earpiece and even though Jungkook couldn’t see Taehyung, he could see Tae’s boxy smile in his head.

“Thanks, hyung! Do you want some McDonalds? I’ll pick some on the way ho-,” Jungkook’s attention was diverted to a flash of bright light that came from this alleyway.

He stopped in his tracks and this curiosity sparked in him. Jungkook knew better than to investigate - God knows what caused that light ; aliens? weapons of mass destruction?

No one was around, which made the atmosphere a lot more ominous and every fibre of Jungkook’s being was telling him to leave and to just satisfy his double cheeseburger and banana milk cravings, but his senses were telling him the opposite. And I bet you can guess what Jungkook decided to do.

He walked towards the light, which was getting brighter by the second. He eventually found the source of the light, wedged in between two bricks on the wall.

“Jungkook? What are you doing?” Taehyung’s voice was laced with doubt and worry, which Spider-guk obviously chose to ignore.

Reaching for the source, which turns out to be a stone, Jungkook and Spider-guk and Taehyung and the machine in the costume didn’t see what was going to happen next.

The moment Jungkook placed a sole finger on the stone,

the stone exploded.

“Jeon Jungkook!”

Dumbass.

Taehyung would’ve told him “I told you so”, if his earpiece didn’t burn in the explosion.

---

You were walking home from a party, after getting ditched by your best friend, Park Jimin, who left you to get some. You sent him a message that you were leaving and asked him to message you back once he was done sinning.

It was quite late, so to get home quicker, you decided to use the shortcut that nobody uses.

So, you were just minding your own business, thinking about school, assignments, what to eat for breakfast the next day, when Jeon Jungkook (from nowhere) came to mind.

He is cute, you got to admit, but there was something about how he is so closed off to the world, how no one knows anything much about the boy. And obviously, his closed off-ness may make him seem vulnerable to jocks and assholes.

If you were to compare him to anyone, it probably would be Kuroko Tetsuya from Kuroko no Basket. 

You really were just minding your own thoughts, when you saw a flash of blinding light, and a tiny explosion only moments later.

Without thinking twice, you dashed to the place, thinking that there might be people who got trapped in the explosion.

But there wasn’t anyone there. Except for a guy in a suit that looked a lot like Spider-Man. You nearly screamed out of shock.

And it was Spider-Man, just that his mask wasn’t covering his face. His suit has also undergone some serious damage - there were spots on his suit that has been completely singed.

And under that rubble and burns, was

“Jeon Jungkook?!”

[taetortotss]

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Idol Producer/Nine percent fic recommendations

These are all of this fics I’ve found and loved so far. I’m a bit biased towards Zhu Zhengting/Xingjie as you can see lol. Will be updated. I need to fangirl with someone about idol producer so please drop something in my inbox!

Favorite authors are: @ipenthusiast , @ilynong , @yanjuniverse , @magic-jie, @alpxcamin

*** @baobei-xiaogui ‘s finding love series is so cute and amazing for every member. Check their works out! 

*** @svtgot7reactions: Their whole social media edits series is friggin amazing! So well done! Go check those out! I was too lazy to link every member’s here. 

Zhu Xingjie (HUBA):

Huba - @ipenthusiast: Family fluff! How can you resist a dad Huba and his mini son Huba? ft. Gramarie family 

I’m a Magician - @ipenthusiast: Where Xingjie uses what he’s best at to propose to you. 

Talk to you - @ilynong: Fluff! Where you are best friends with Xiao Gui and he finds out you have a crush on Xingjie. Ofc, Xiao Gui has a masterplot to bring you two together.

Precious Jem - @magic-jie: Where you comfort Xingjie after he doesn’t make it into nine percent.

For Life - @yanjuniverse: Angst…Where Xingjie gets into an accident and you don’t know if he’ll make it or not. Happy Ending!

Rock Paper Scissors - @ilynong: A cute morning fluff scenario with our favorite Xingjie. 

Undeniable - @nine-prcnt: A story that touches my heart with how Xingjie feels about you. 

Xiao Gui:

Got milk? - @yanjuniverse: Xiao gui is looking for milk for his cereal at 2:13 am. This made me laugh pretty hard lol. 

Interruptions - @bitxhfor10: You and Xiao Gui’s sexy time gets interrupted. Lmfao. Hilarity ensures!  

Fan Cheng Cheng: 

Yueha Groupchat - @yanjuniverse: Ding Zeren fails so hard at exposing Cheng’s crush on you

Jealous Fan Cheng Cheng - @yanjuniverse: When you’re a mentor on idol producer and also dating Cheng Cheng, protective Cheng Cheng ensues!

Assassin - @xukunstellation: There’s 2 parts. You are an agent tasked to take down Cheng Cheng, the mafia’s leader’s son. I wish this would become a series!

Long awaited - @alpxcamin: Soulmate Au! You find your soulmate once you turn 16. Cheng Cheng already knows who’s his since he’s one year older than you. 

Faking it - @dahyunmingyu: Cheng Cheng becomes your fake boyfriend to help you avoid your ex, Lin Yanjun. Fake becomes real and feelings are felt!

Mentor S/O - @baobei-xiaogui: Just a cute story where you are dating Cheng Cheng and is the surprise mentor during the evolution stage. 

Caught - @baobei-xiaogui: Zhengting catches you and Cheng Cheng’s make out session. 

Zhu Zhengting:

Mafia - @imagineproduce101: You and Zhengting are special agents working against the SVT gang thats wreaking havoc on your agency. Romance ensues…

Angel - @scriptura-adrepticius: Personally one of my favorites! So much angst, I almost cried. Its a war AU, that should be enough for you to read it lol!

This is probably a bad time but marry me? - @yanjuniverse: Where there’s actually speaking at the “speak now or hold your peace” segment of your wedding!

After Episode 12 - @ipenthusiast: One of my favorites! Zhengting’s thoughts and feeling after making it and how he feels about your unborn child. 

A Date for Us - @august-angel0802: Hopefully this is continued! Mentor reader grows close to Zhengting during training and Zhengting asks you out after making it to nine percent. 

Love like that - @ilynong: High school party leads to an accidental confession from Zhengting to you.

I like you a latte - @dahyunmingyu: College Au! Giving Zhengting answers to the lab report can lead to so many more things. 

Fate - @xukunstellation: Your soulmates’ name appears on your arm once you turn sixteen. You meet Zhengting by chance with the help of. cute little piggy. 

Selfless - @scriptura-adrepticius: You’re the selfless best friend that helps Zhengting get the girl he wants even if she isn’t you. 

Top pick - @dearlinong: You’re Zhengting’s idol sister and a surprise judge on idol producer. You encourage Zhengting on the show. 

One more night - @xukunstellation: Angst! This hurts me. A fight leads to you and Zhengting breaking up but not until you have one final night together.

Awkward - @taetortotss: Where Justin, your younger brother, and Cheng Cheng don’t realize you and Zhengting are dating until they walk in on your morning after moment. One of my favorites!

Justin (Huang Minghao): 

Whipped - @alpxcamin: Justin fanboys over you wearing his sweater and gets teased by the Yuehua squad. So friggin cute!

Best friends to lover - @yanjuniverse: It’s literally what the title says. A strained wrists leads to an unexpected confession!

Truth or Dare - @alpxcamin: A game of truth or dare leads to Justin getting a girlfriend. Zhengting is shook lol!

By your side - @alpxcamin: Justin comforts you after you have an extremely bad day. 

Wang Yilong:

Celebrity Crush - @ilynong: Where you’re most of the trainees crush and you have a surprise appearance.

Lin Yanjun:

Banana Entertainment Groupchat - @yanjuniverse: Where Yanjun is definitely whipped for you and the Banana family teases him for that 

Get Over It - @magic-jie: Where you have a lame boyfriend and Yanjun uses his bad puns to win you over. 

Jealousy - @idolproducerwriting: Cai Xukun hits on you and Yanjun can’t exactly handle that well. 

Stay - @xukunstellation: You’re the only one who really knows what Yanjun is like. Rumors threaten to tear you two apart!

Bitter - @baobei-xiaogui: You’re a barista that hates all the additives people add to their coffee. Lin yanjun’s order surprises you in a good way. 

Big Bro - @xukunstellation: “What did you do to my ex’s car?” “Nothing you can prove”. You and Yanjun may fight often but your brother will always pull through for you.

Cai Xukun:

Oops - @singsangseungmin: Oh Snaps! Zhengting lets it slip that Xukun is dating someone. 

Idol Crush - @femikpop: Where you are the 10th member of EXO and Xukun lowkey fanboys over you.

Idol Surprise - @femikpop: The sequel to idol crush! Performance with the boys!

A Daydream Away - @dahyunmingyu: You’re the best friend at Xukun’s wedding. The problem? You’re secretly in love with the groom. The angst in this one hurt me.

A Daydream Away Pt. 2 - @dahyunmingyu: The ending that I needed to part 1!

Crush - @baobei-xiaogui: When you’re a mentor and you and Xukun have a mutual crush on each other. 

Wang Ziyi:

I owe you - @ilynong: Qin Fen pays Ziyi back in the best way. Which is getting you and him together! 

After episode 12 - @ipenthusiast: How Ziyi feels after making it to nine percent. 

Chen Linong

Best Friends to Lovers - @yanjuniverse: Lin Yanjun and coffee help you and Linong come together!

Ding Zeren

The Way You Move - @xukunstellation: You’re a famous youtuber and a collaboration with Zeren is the start of a beautiful relationship. 

Zhang yixing (I know lay is not an idol producer member, dedicated to scenarios including him with idol producer)

Anniversary  - @maknaes-and-hyungs: Yixing gets jealous when you fangirl over Lin Yanjun

Yixing’s Girlfriend Visits - @baobei-xiaogui: You are Yixing’s idol girlfriend and you come to visit him on the set of idol producer. Trainee fanboying ensues.

Updated 4/29/18

[taetortotss]

boo → zhu zhengting

boo → zhu zhengting the boyfriend!zhengting chronicles (bc i am absolute TRASH for this man) scaring your (coward) boyfriend, because why not

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my previous work: awkward → zhu zhengting

(i love this man so much)

so we all know how much of a scaredy-cat bottom zhu zhengting is (wink)

as y’all have seen how he reacted to the ghost prank

and even got scared of a wall.

A WALL

(no lie i would’ve probably died too but still)

so you, being the asshat significant other you are,

decided to test his reaction

and scare the living shit out of him

:)

honestly, it was a spur on the moment kind of decision

one moment you were watching tv, and the next, you had a great idea to scare your boyfriend

you heard the jingle of keys, indicating that zhengting was home

so you turned off the tv, turned off the lights, and ran to the bedroom and hid in the corner

you threw a white blanket over yourself and positioned yourself

“宝, where are you? why are the lights off?”

zhengting puts down his things and switches on the lights in the living room

and you weren’t there?

“hmm, usually they would text me if they’re home or not, this is weird, what if something happened to them, what if-”

his rambles almost made you giggle

“oh my god, their phone is here”

and zhengting proceeds to check out every room, but for some reason decides to leave the bedroom as last

and when he finally opened the door

that was the signal for you to start filming 

zhengting switches on the lights and

“BOO!”

you came at him like a wrecking ball

zhengting starts screaming 

actually he starts screeching (but not as high pitched as chaoze’s lol!) 

and daSHES out of the room 

you decided that you haven’t had enough fun yet 

so you chased him, and jumped on his back

“boo.”

you whispered in his ear and he practically broke down

that’s enough fun for today, folks! you got down from his back and started laughing till you cried

“Y/L/N Y/N!!”

zhengting had this huge frown and he crossed his arms 

basically he tried to act tough to cover up his screams but you really couldn’t stop laughing

“oh my god, i hate you.”

his frown was slowly forming into a pout

and he looked so pure, you almost felt bad for pranking him like that

“aww, 宝, i’m sorry,”

except you weren’t and you were still dying from laughing

okay so remember the tone zhengting uses when he’s frustrated and annoyed? 

yeah, that’s his current tone

“whY? do you hate me THAT much? what did I ever do to you?”

“i looooOOooove you,” you back-hugged him as you know his weakness for your hugs

zhengting wasn’t budging - petty 

“宝,” you dragged the ‘o’, “i’m soOOORRRYYYY.”

you were practically doing aegyo at this point

which you found VERY cringy

“wHY IS IT SO HARD TO STAY MAD AT YOU, you’re lucky you’re cute and that i love you,”

he then proceeds to pinch your cheeks

then he tries to brush everything off - keyword: try

“psh, i wasn’t even scared, i was just trying to play along, pshh,”

the video - which you replayed probably a hundred times - proved otherwise

you also sent that video to his yuehua buddies, to which

1) chengcheng and justin have never let him live for (like any chance they get, they will MOCK him)

2) wenjun and zeren have never stopped teasing him for it

3) quanzhe and xinchun are angels so he never did anything bad uwu

4) zhengting still hates you for sending that video

honestly, you bonded with the boys with that video

and to this day, zhengting still hates you for releasing that video

and has this unspoken promise (to himself)

that he WILL get back at you one day