#// I swear I'm wheezing at this xD

[mr-stottlemonk]

Leland being Randall’s father that he never had 😭

Mr monk and his wife (I think that’s the name?) “cause Yknow…I’m the man”

Although he was talking to monk!

Oh and the hospital scene

“It’s not two and one, pull up your pant leg.”

Just how he was smiling then immediately stared him down.

Please they’re just a big family..not a happy one tho!

Natalie and randy in the fashion show episode: “this is how I stand” “this is how I dress” just like bickering siblings.

Oh and Adrian and Leland I could on for hours..and probably days.

I like Julie but I love benjy a bit more.

Benjy although would use monk as a toy was glad he was around. Not that Julie isn’t but she seems uncomfortable and annoyed. Benjy invited his friend over and showed him that monk could put a puzzle together!

I know Julie showed him the internet but in the episode Mr Monk goes to Mexico, benjy wanted to talk to Adrian.

Also i don’t know where I saw this but I swear there was a list for tv detectives and it went Sherlock Holmes then Adrian monk!! I was very impressed lol!

Still pretty sad that Kevin Dorfman died :(

Anyways how has your week been? It’s very hot where I am so reminding you to stay hydrated!!

I AM SO SOFT FOR STOTTLEMEYER BEING RANDY'S FATHER FIGURE. GAHHHHHHHHHHH. though, this makes me think, would he be Randy's best man at the disherona/flemsher (>.> i can never settle on one lol) wedding?

Mr. monk and Mrs. monk! yeah, that 'i'm the man' scene was so cute. it's so heartwarming seeing Leland being so soft even though it was meant for Adrian XD.

MR. MONK GOES TO THE HOSPITAL IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPS JUST BECAUSE OF THAT SCENE (and the "son of a preacher, man!") BUT WHEN HE STARTED UNBUCKLING HIS BELT. LELAND'S EXPRESSION SENT ME WHEEZING. SLDFJLSAJDL everyday is an adventure with Randall Disher <3.

THEY ARE SUCH A FAMILY. found family trope is written all over the main cast i swear. it makes me so happy - a few Benjy and Sharona cameos would have gone a long way, sighhh. lolol, Natalie and Randy are definitely like siblings. Randy himself called them "children of divorce" in Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend.

i like both Julie and Benjy. Maybe i like Julie a bit more cause i see her and her besties going "Stottlemeyer and Monk are definitely together" and trying to set them up lol. but that's just me.

Was that a poll? For the Sherlock and Adrian mention? Cause i think i saw a similar poll a while, whileee back? but Columbo and Sherlock were hitting higher numbers lolol.

KEVIN SHOULD HAVE STAYED AROUND I SWEAR? but then, he was used as a plot device. F for respects...

anyway, haha, thank you for this lovely ask!!! they make my day hehe. my week has been terribly busy!!! hopefully it winds down in the end of July i just want to dive back into Monk T.T. it's pretty damn windy and rainy here then sometimes it's SUNNY AS HELL. weather :). remember to hydrate as well, dear!!! stay safe!!! <3

[mocacheezy]

Moca watches: TF Earthspark

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(ep. 11 -14)

Ep. 11 - Hashtag: Oops

Hashtag pointing out that the barn is the only spot that has WiFi before running after Twitch made me chuckle. Nice to see the problems from the first first episode with Robby remains the same XD

Once again FOOD IN THE VEHICLE

I love the way the root mode changes, she looks so pretty!

The memes. *WHEEZE* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, the HACKER VOICE I AM LAUGHING, SHE IS GREAT

NIGHTSHADE SWEETIE 😭 They did great they are so awesome just *screams*

The size difference between big sis Twitch, big bro Thrash and the other Terrans is just so cute and cool. Twitch is barely the size of Hashtag's torso 😭

I also expected Dot to freak out more over the altmode.

Also WHAT THE FUCK?!?! IS THAT STARSCREAM?! IS IT SOUNDWAVE?!?! Do these G.H.O.S.T. bitches not keep track over who got detained?!

I am pretty sure there would be BIG CAUSE FOR ALARM IF THEY SUDDENLY HAVE STARSCREAM JAILED WHEN THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOUNDWAVE THERE

I am just really fucking confused like WHAT IS THIS?!?!????

Ep. 12 - Outtakes

The amount of second hand embarrasment. Camera footage is hell and I stand by that.

Also Jawbreaker is... So cute and so dense and just wants a straightforward answer

Still tho he didn't have to insult Bee like that (even if he didn't mean to). His social skills will require some work

I appreciate Hashtag's enhusiasm but the second hand embarrasment for Jawbreaker is killing me

Also I am p sure that camera is either getting broken by Megs, or Elita and he will escort these two back home.

Also Optimus avoiding cleaning duty is just hilarious and I love it

"EXCUSE ME? RESPECTED ELI-" NO I CANNOT LISTEN I CANNOT WATCH THIS I AM NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS, POOR JAWBREAKER

WE GET TO HEAR HOW MEGS GOT HIS ALTMODE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Were it not for the fact it would make him sad I would die for Jawbreaker.

Elita-1 had workout routines that are too intense for Optimus. I fucking love this.

T-Cog 101 : CLASSIFIED

"When I feel it in my spark you'll be the first to know"

I swear this show gieves me the warm fuzzies, like there really isn't a need to choose something right away. It's just such a nice message

Ep. 13 - Missed Connection

Nightshade is a mad scientist in making

YO TARANTULASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Very different interaction than what I expected but honestly? I like it. I'm all here for Dad 2.0 Wheeljack and Science Uncle Tarantulas

ALSO NIGHTSHADE HAS AN ALTMODE NOW AND IT LOOKS SO COOL AAAAAAA

I also really adore the way Tarantulas is animated. His mouthpiece especially, and just movement in general is so cool

I ALSO adored the fact that I was waiting for a betrayal but there was none!

There was no "You foolish protoform I used you for my gain!". Nope, this spider is just tired and wants to live a different life. And he enjoys Nightshade's company and wants to protect them.

And he does end up protecting all of them!

Again, I did not expect this at all, but I enjoyed it immensly

Ep. 14 - Security Protocols

Twitch is so, so worried it breaks my heart

Breakdown and Bee were buddies

Breakdown SACRIFICED HIMSELF SO BEE COULD ESCAPE AND GO INTO HIDING

Also the two of them are like bros, like siblings and BREAKDOWN DID-

Goth dammit THE GUY WAS ON SCREEN FOR ONLY A FEW MOMENTS AND YET I HAVE SO MANY FEELS

And the reaction of the Malto family is just heartbreaking

[nighttimepixels]

what does otl mean? i've seen you use it a few times

*wheezing-*

oTL

-is older internet-emoticon that literally is a ‘picture�� of a person on their hands and knees hanging their head!

It’s basically... comical defeat, in emoticon form, lol.

You might also see oTL||||| or |||||oTL (and so on) which mimics the ‘gloom’ lines you see in comics, especially manga.

... I’ve been bumping into fewer and fewer people who seem to know what it means though. TvT Only people who’ve been intensively on the internet since at least the early ‘00s... Maybe I should retire using it, but,, also...

...the most accurate summary of my feeling at the thought is indeed..... oTL

[determxned-archive]

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i sure hope i don’t get threats.... but thank you omg.......

[butterfluffy]

hello! can i request a platonic Ace little story? ty and take as much time as you need ! <3

“study? no thanks!”

⠀⠀ੈ♡˳· asking ace to study with you, which he agreed on.. you now ended up sitting on the couch with ace in his apartment's living room, chatting and bickering with him..

⠀⠀➧ platonic fluff | modern!portgas d. ace × gn!reader | oneshot

⠀⠀➧ warnings —  none, other than swearing...! mistakes may be present, though.. so do ignore them, thanks!

⠀⠀➧ requests are open! do send some requests for me to write!

⠀⠀꒰ 🍨 ꒱ notes: i just know that when you study with ace (🍩), you won't get anything done. (◔‿◔) @ragnvindrsstuff

   Knocking on the door of Ace's apartment, you stood outside, waiting for the freckled male to open the door..

“Ace! Open the door, you dumbass! We're gonna study, remember?” You shout, knocking on the door again that didn't open—seeming like nobody's home.

“Huh, is he not here? Tch, that guy..!” Grumbling your words, you then turned around—greeted by a tall figure standing in front of you with a smile on their face.

“Yo, Y/n!” “HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHDHEJDNSBA—!!!??” Ace greets, while you, on the other hand was shocked by his sudden appearance, stumbling backwards to his door.

“Pfft—AHAHAHAHA, you good there!?” Ace asks, a loud booming laughter leaving his mouth as he looked at you who's now on the ground from hitting your head on the door.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, ACE!” You hissed, hitting Ace's leg as a bright red blush took over your face from the embarrassment you've experienced.

“HAHAHA, I'm—I'm sorry, wheezing, l-let's just get inside already..” The raven-haired male wheezed out, still laughing as you two entered his apartment..

Setting your school materials and activities down as Ace got his prepared, you huffed, glaring at the freckle faced man who was still snickering from what happened previously.

“Ace, can you not?” You plead, taking out your books while Ace's laughter died out, like him lol shshdhshdhdhs xd taking some snacks out of his fridge.

“Sorry, sorry, anyway.. Shall we begin?” Placing the snacks down, Ace began flipping over his book like a good student—shocking you.

“Oh wow, you actually study? This is new..!” You sarcastically commented, catching Ace frown like a child.

“SHUT IT, Y/N—and of course I do! I have to be a great example to my brother..!” He defends, going on how he's being such a role model to Luffy, his younger brother.

“Mhm-mhm, what a great brother you are, Ace.” You admit, taking opening the bag of chips Ace bought and eating it as you studied a lesson with Ace...

...Having a good twenty minutes pass, Ace plopped down the floor, looking so drained from studying.

“God, this shit is annoying, I don't wanna study anymoooree...!” He groaned, rolling left and right from the floor as he suffocated himself with a pillow.

“Pfft..! Ace, what happened to you being a role model to your brother?” You laughed, throwing his book to his face.

“Trash that! We both don't like studying anyway..” Ace grumbled, taking a break by eating and blabbing about Luffy as per usual...

“..And then... Zzzzz..” “DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING BY GOING TO SLEEP, ACE!!” Face dropping to the table, Ace stopped his story and fell asleep for a solid ten seconds while you shouted at him, waking him up.

“U-Uhh, where was I...?” The male sniffled, waking up and continuing his story as an hour passed—both of you forgetting what you two were originally gonna do..

“..Wait, you hit Luffy back then? You're such an awful brother!!” You sobbed out to Ace who was stoned, agreeing with you.

“I know.. I was such an awful brother to him when I was a kid, I always bullied Luffy back then..” Cried Ace, wiping his tears and snot to your clothes—“UGH, DISGUSTING! DON'T WIPE IT ON MEEE!”

Having a childish fight with the raven-haired male for a moment, your phone dinged—catching your attention and Ace's.

“Ah...? It's already 5 PM? Oh my, we lost track of time and forgot to study, Ace!” You stated as Ace shrugged, not giving a damn.

“Who cares? What we're doing now is more fun than studying, right?” He says with a smirk on his face, taking your phone and turning it off..

“Mhhmm.. Yeah, now, please continue~” Also ignoring the supposed study session with your friend, you continued to chat with him instead, a smile plastered on both of your faces...

© butterfluffy 2022

[jujutsu-headcanons]

I was giving myself a haircut (don't worry I'm an actual a hairstylist so it's not like I'm losing my mind) And thought to myself: Yuji clearly has an undercut. As well as Nobara having a short bob. These are both high up keep styles. And so it came to me: In Dorm Haircuts

At it's root it's pure impulsiveness. Megumi tells them not to do it this will end poorly. Nobara tells him he has no say bc Meg's gets a haircut maybe once every 6 months so he doesn't understand the pain of a grown out style.

Yuji agrees.

But Yuji was also scrolling pinterest when Megumi was talking so he only half heard nothing he said. What he did hear was Nobara saying she'll trim up Yuji's undercut if he returns the favor.

For some reason Yuji thinks that means she knows what she's doing. She doesn't. So Yuji wants to try a hair design! Those cool geometric patterns in hair seem dope! And Nobara is so confident!

Megumi, downright knows this is disastrous. If he knew this was how his Tuesday would go he'd never agreed to come over.

Again vetoed bc lets face it Megumi just doesn't get haircuts.

Nobara and Yuji on the other hand? Oh shit yeah they'd seen professionals do it! How hard could it be?!

Answer: Extremely

The first screw up ultimately is like the fall of the Roman empire.

Nobara shaves the back of his neck up too high. Its ok, Yuji is optimistic the design will distract from the fact it looks like his hair like starts half way up his head.

Now the lines are crooked.

Oh god they're uneven and too fat.

God they're blending in together nothing is looking geometrical at all.

Megumi can't look away in horror.

Nobara no no no this isn't right. Nothing looks like the pictures. Yuji's head looks like a weird hairy potato now. Maybe if she just- oh lord no.

Finally it's over.

Did Yuji get a haircut? You bet your buns he did. Is Nobara letting him borrow her mirror to look at it so he can- Annnnd she broke her mirror.

Yuji says it feels good. Megumi rubs his face just tired. He leaves before any of this becomes bigger than it is. Yuji still offers to cut Nobara's hair.

No way.

But Yuji should really go back to his dorm to check his hair out. Like immediately. He needs to leave. Nobara needs to hide the evidence.

Yuji is optimistic until he gets to his dorm. And proceeds to beg Gojo to help save him from looking like he has mange 😂

Yeah anyways sorry that was long it snowballed just like I know dorm haircuts would 😂

💛anon

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE HC I HAD

AND IT'S FUNNY I WAS JUST IMAGING THIS YESTERDAY

So my hair is getting too long and it's pissing me off so I was doing weird shit with it and I imagined my oc running into Nobara's dorm going "babe you gotta hook me with with your hair sty-" and she stops bc Nobara is full on shaving Yuji's undercut and he's covered in sparkles like some Shojo character

It cuts to Inumaki who's blow-drying his hair and he's being all elegant and also shojo

Megumi is sitting in a salon chair with curlers in his hair (Nobara is experimenting) reading a magazine and he looks so unamused but he also looks shojo

Ajdksnndd idk why I thought of this bc yours makes so much more sense??

Nobara thinks she's good at EVERYTHING when she really isn't xD also? Yuji makes a GREAT guinea pig. Poor Megumi I swear I just-

Please read this I'm running out of time to make comments on I just fucking read it I'm wheezing

[stix-n-bread]

good sir I'm petty sure you killed my wife a little with that bungus comic, I swear to the heavens i've never seen her WHEEZE that loud before, me and the cats were getting very concerned!

VLFKKFKKDKKD HAHA i would’ve paid to see that reaction XD the idea killed me the moment i saw the original post for the inspiratiob lolol

[crystu-cii]

XDD

I f e e l that pain in my soul-- my older sister uses cologne sometimes and it is sO STRONG AND WILL NOT STAY CONFINED TO HER ROOM-- AMD SOMETIMES SHED DO IT IN THE DOORWAY LIKE HELLO-- XDD

YEAH WH GET SOME SLEEP LEAVE THE STAYING UP TO US-- XDD

YES BABY JAIL, INTO THE UPSIDE DOWN LAUNDRY BASKET YOU KNIFE-WIELDING HEATHEN-- XDD oms XDD well I don't know them but I love them- YESSS THEYRE SO FLUFFY-- I'm actually curious what images pop up first imma check-- FLUFFY PUPPIES-- we've actually never owned ones that fluffy(those actually look more similar to shetland sheepdogs than the shelties we've had so far?? Very similar/similar enough where if someone doesn't know a sheltie we mention shetland sheepdogs), our current one is a purebred that we got for free(she was being given away bc her family never came back for her and the lady taking care of her couldn't afford the time to take care of a second dog long-term think) and she's got pretty short fur in comparison- still fluffy enough, but not quite so long of fur-- she's a blue merle(absolutely gorgeous fur, she's like 8 now with a lot of health problems but she's super loving still 💕💞) anyways about the fur, so long as you brush regularly you should mitigate most of that, and it mostly collects in corners- but like.. be prepared to eat and wear dog fur for the rest of your life-- (actually there's a thing called a fur zapper we bought recent that you put in with your clothes when you wash/dry them(I think it's dry but idk??) that's supposed to get a lot of hair off your clothes in that process? Also lint rollers are your best friend--) AND roombas are really helpful(we bought a knockoff one and rarely have to sweep ever so 👀) XDD WHEEZE I can't even imagine what you did-- but like you could ask for a budgie/parakeet /hj I mean, they aren't very expensive (actually they're pretty cheap) but they're very loud, need a lot of attention(especially if you want them to bond to you!) and you need to research into them a lot to make sure you're doing things right-- loads of vids online!! Loads of websites too!!! I'd know I have one- JUST A WARNING, FEATHERS AND SEED HULLS GET ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR XD p l u s like you have a friend who knows stuff about birbs :3 anyways ENOUGH RAMBLING FROM ME WOW THAT GOT LONG--

💕💕 I feel that XD OMS-- I WISH-- WHAT A D R E A M - s n a k - Awww but what a mood XD

XDDD oms YES-- EXACTLY-- XDDDD another good thing you should try eventually is SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE WHICH IS APPARENTLY DELICIOUS??? I TRIED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME(AT LEAST IN A WHILE) TODAY AND IT WAS SO FUCKIN TASTY????

H E A THEN-- XDD how cool of them to try tho :3 whEEZE Y 'A LL-- XDD

WHEEZE I SUCK WITH INSTRUMENTS SOOOO-- DAMN THA'S SOME BAD LUCK MY DUDE-- MAYBE YOU'RE CURSED DAMN-- oms wOWW--

Yesss-- ooh I've never played 👀 seen some stuff but never played-- (see: my computer sucks XD) I h a v e played Portal 1 and it is SO GOOD and SO SHORT and I WISH I HAD GOTTEN PORTAL 2 INSTEAD BUT THATS OKAY CRIES-- YESSSS THE SONGS SLAP--- ALSO THERE ARE ACTUALLY TWO WHOLE MORE CANON(PROBABLY KINDA MAYBE NOT?? IDK) SONGS, ONE FROM A LEG DIMENSIONS GAME("You Wouldn't Know") AND ONE THAT WAS CUT FROM PORT TWO("Don't Say Goodbye"(Harry101UK made an edit to make it Glados' voice!!)) THERE ARE ALSO A BUNCH OF GOOD FAN SONGS SO YEAH-- ALSO NOT TO BE A SIMP BUT GLADOS' VOICE? PERFECTION. I LOVE HER. ALSO I COULD LITERALLY DETAIL THE PORTAL LORE I AM INCREDIBLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS GAME-- ALSO THERES A CLIP THAT SOMEONE MADE USING A (VERY GOOD) GLADOS TTS TO HAVE GLADOS SAY TRANS RIGHTS AND ENBY RIGHTS AND IF I FIND IT AGAIN ILL SEND IT TO YOU-- YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND IT IF YOU LOOM UP GLADOS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS? IT HAS A VIDEO WITH TRANS FLAG COMPANION CUBES ACCOMPANYING IT-- ALSO YES THE PORT MODS(/ADD-ONS? MAYBE? THEY'RE COMMUNITY MADE I THINK BUT IDK ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEYRE COOL AF--) (also I apologize for all the screaming? XD it's like, four am and I was talking about portal so.. whoops?)

Right like wth???? I???? Okay but like December to February babies just fuckin DONT EXIST IN THIS GEN OR SOMETHIN-- CAUSE I FIND N O N E -- Maybe there are more December babies but there are definitely like NO January to February babies it is So Weird--

NEJFQOBGKW WOWW d an g like-p l e a se s t op over sp r aying-- xD and LEGITTTT LIKE- THAT WAS M Y ROLE TO STAY UP LATE- XDD

WHEHEHEZE- LAUNDRY BASKET TIME- G E T I N XDD anD YESS- any doggo is just such a cute doggo 😭💞💞 but for me- fLUFFY ONES ARE WHERE ITS A T- and ohhhh i see- FOR FREE?? W H A T A S T E A L XDD but awwww the poor doggg at least she's with you now ! ;0;; 💞💞😭 aaw such a lovable puppup 😭😭💞 and oHHH i see :00 but oh no- xD i also have a friend that has two dogs and whenever he would give me gifts- there would be dog hair on them no matter what- XDD and ooOhhh those sound really helpful! omg- i swear i dont have to have a pet for the need of a roomba- i already shed so much hair myself its so crazy-- xDD and oH MAN loud animals are really gon get my mom fired up- and OO birds just look so cuteee i always fantasize of having one- but then again- with the noise and all xD the more i think about it i dont think we are prepared to have a pet at all xD but i still dream of at least having one pet in my lifetime!

and OO that sounds awesome!! i have no clue if i even tried casserole before- man- sometimes i just eat food without even knowing wth it is XDDD but THAT SOUNDS so gooodddd :O

and LEGITT LIKE- TF IS HAPPENING WITH MY SCHOOL LIFE- XDD and oh my god- IT GETS WORSE- that year there was a FREAKINGG FIREEEEEEE- it wasnt that dangerous thank god- but it had to get a whole ass room renovated because of it- and guess what room it was- THE ORCHESTRA ROOM- AND GUESS WHAT M A D E I T W OR SE- that year- it was the first time the school replaced those 10+ year old instruments with new ones- NOW THEYRE B U R N T- and mind you that the school's budget isnt so- gr e a t- like oh my god i am still so bewildered over HOW MUCH chaos HAPPENED that year- and i thought that year was gon be the year- yknow? like UGH

and OHH MANN playing portal sounds awesome! but i just dont think the game would be worth my money cause i know the plot- and even with the mods and all my brain would be broken as i would possibly have no clue what to do- xDDD

and HOOOO MANNN game fan songs are just so AWESOMEEE- and those sound pretty cool! :OO and HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH- GLADOS SAYS TRANS AND ENBY RIGHTS Y A LL- now im gonna look that up and let my ears be blessed by such words- XDDD and DONT WORRY BOUT SCREAMING ALOT- i scream a whole dam lot too XDD

and LEGITTT- finding someone's b-day in january and feb is so rare all of a sudden like wh a t - XDD

[lazehpotataes]

[ L I N E S ]

BEN : YØu MøTh3R FucK3R!!! YOU F*CKING LEFT HIM!

Jeff : *scoffs* Huh? That's pretty Funny. I don't remember saying I would make that F*CKER tag along.

[ J U S T M E ]

Ey XD another fanart! XD *WhEeZe* God, what's with that coloring. Its terrible, I know :') but pls bear with me, I've only had my watercolor shit for like, 6 days XD

This is another part of the story that I've been reading for a while now, which is called "Flower", by illfunkyouup in quotev. I swear to you, its EXTREMELY Good :') Unless you're not into "X reader" shit. Funfact, this is spoilers XD but then again, I've been spoiling y'all for a while now, anyways--

Don't get me wrong, again, like I said in the PREVIOUS posts, I'm only in it for the story. Bwzhkhabxhe I'm still a little upset about the one part where *cough*spoilersifyoudidntreadthestoryorseenmyotherposts*cough*. You dont know how much I grieved when i read that part XD. HHHHHHH

By the way, you also don't know how much I suffered with the angle of the two before I said "f*ck it, that's good enough" XD hahahahaha

[empresskaze]

I know you've done something like it with Fessor before, but I'm imagining Noll & Ren stuck at the bottom of some flights of stairs with Ren's asthma and Noll's hip acting up. Then they're forced to lean on each other and help each other up the stairs arguing ferociously the whole way. (Jas is well out of it because the poor man deserves a break from their nonsense XD )

This has been sitting in my inbox for a while, sorry anon. Here's the duo being well...themselves.

Also I'll be on vacation next week with a lot of traveling so feel free to send more prompts for either my OCs or Good Omens. And I'll work on the ones currently in my box.

(Bronchitis Crowley anon and sick Retty anon, I see both of you 👍)

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"Damnit Ren, hold on." Noll barked at the coordinator who had taken a step up. Ignoring the screaming pain in his hip, Noll gritted his teeth and hiked Ren's arm over his shoulder. "Ok on three."

Ren nodded desperately as his pale face sucked in a wheezing breath.

"One, two, three." Noll grunted as he basically pulled the severally asthmatic man up the basement stairs. Ren needed his inhaler. Noll knew that but the coordinator's office wasn't anywhere near them.

"Don't you..." Noll winced, "Carry one?"

"Don't...you...dare..." Ren's breathy voice cut, he bent over nearly dislodging himself from Noll as a dry desperate cough wrecked him.

Steadying himself against the wall, swearing internally and biting down on his lip, Noll somehow managed to keep Ren from toppling over.

Another hard wheezing breath came from Ren. Noll could see sweat beads around the coordinator's feathery brown hair.

"Almost there." Noll grimaced hoping to God there was a bottle of bourbon in his work area.

When Noll and Ren made it to the top, Ren collapsed into another barking fit, gulping for any breath he could muster.

Noll hobbled down the hall to Ren's office, throwing the drawer open. Grabbing the inhaler he made his way back just as Ren's face was turning bright red. Noll put the inhaler to Ren's mouth and pressed.

Ren squeaked a breath. Noll repeated this until Ren was able to take the inhaler himself.

Both sat against the wall next to the stairs. Ren slowly regained his breath while Noll massaged his sore hip.

Flipping open his phone, Noll texted Jasper.

"Thank...you..." Ren said quietly looking away from the artist.

Noll simply waved him off.

[19thsentry-blog]

I AM ABSOLUTELY USING THAT TAG AND RUINING THE LORE WITH HORRIFYING CONSEQUENCES WITH OVERLY-DETAILED EXPLANATIONS (mainly through Ladybug’s restoration power having unintended consequences) - honestly though the comic potential of Chloe experiencing professional mess, long hours and feedback for the first time - although all of these food and romcom ideas are now making me want to try and Nora Ephron-up the dialogue xD

Alright full honestly here--I did not know Nora Ephron by name until this ask, so I went, as one does, to the Google. I'm sorry, but this quote from her has me wheezing:

"A successful parent is one who raises their child to be able to pay for their own psychoanalysis."

liKE if that doesn't just scream Audrey/Chloe vibes, I SWEAR. I lost it a bit there. But yeeeessss I am here for all of this, I am so sold!

[axewchao]

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! This weeks Munday asks… What are some things that tickle your funny bone? In other words, what never fails to make you laugh?

My internet's out and I can only rely on cellular data at the moment, so I need a good laugh rn :'D

So here's some stuff that never fails!

Direct eye contact — Dunno why, but making direct eye contact for about five seconds is enough to make me have a giggle fit. Even more so if it's absolutely silent and partially awkward.

Taking family photos — I always remember smiling uncontrollably for them, though the downside is that I always end up squinting and looking weird. Other people say it's fine, but I still notice it, dammit >:T

Unusual censor bleeps — Don't get me wrong, the normal bleep makes me laugh too, but it's the more creative ones that get me every time. I'm talking quacks, video game beeps, dubbing a normal word over the swear (and making it VERY clear that it's meant as a censor), the list goes on. And I'm more likely to start cackling if these bleeps are used multiple times as fast as possible XD

Hearing someone else laugh their ass off — Laughter is contagious, and I am nowhere near immune. You know that one laugh where it sounds more like a long wheeze/horse impression than... well, a laugh? That's guaranteed to make me start snickering. And also ask if you're okay because damn that sounded like it took the wind outta you owo"

[nighttimepixels]

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Finished commission for the incomparable @thighsofthistle, who has excellent taste - she loves @tyranttortoise‘s Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady, and so requested a little side-bit where Pap and the Lady were talking about her first night in the lodge… and Edge, being the tsundere that he is, was simply too close by to pass up the opportunity to heckle tease.

Bonus version in-text line with parts broken up below the cut, just in case Tumbls decides it doesn’t want to play the above gif:

[sakuroo]

I know, that thump *chef's kiss

swear I'm usually not the person to point out typos, but the thought of an indoors car staring at you for food has me wheezing. I'm sorry.

please do take care of yourself T-T you don't wanna end up the scrub who has chips and monster drinks for every meal (ಥ﹏ಥ)

the snippet thing asfgsfadya pleeeease T-T it's too early in the morning to be making me run laps!! Dx

yeah it's supposed to be something like that. looking back I probably shouldn't have posted it, but eh. was pretty frustrated/unhappy with what I'm currently working on, so kinda just... put it out there to spite myself ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what the..oh damn i usually check my stuff before i post and afterwards but the one time i don't...gosh i'm so embarrassed lmao

chips and monster drinks? urk, never. yeah don't worry i'll go grocery shopping right after classes xd

ohhhh why?? ah i guess i know the feeling.. what i often do is just rewrite the whole thing again because it's easier to change the bits i didn't like so much that way while also feeling like i'm actually making progress lol idk maybe it's just me. but pls i liked it so much please be sure to tag me or something when you do finish and upload it because *sigh* i'm sure it'll be good (but ofc no pressure omg)

[crystu-cii]

WOLF EARSSSS

Oms XDD Y'know what-- p r o b a bly better he doesn't know- no need to break his heart y'know XD or, alternatively, shatter good heart into pieces! Your pick :3 ah, it's simple- ✨ crime gays ✨

OMS mood- in working on another sons that I might use on my blog and they'll probably be a better representation of me XD their have ears, a mask(covid has made me realize masks are cool and people don't look at me as much so, neat :3) it d o e s feel incomplete- I thought I was just weird XD

FLOWER CROWNS!!! POM POMS!!!! YALL ARE GREAT???? Oms that would be so softtttt cryysss that would be so wholesome???

ASL HENRY ASL HENRY 💞💕💝💕❤️💖💕 oooohhh yes love them-- whEEze mood XD

OOOOH I SEEE- I felt thattttttt-- oms yessss XD what a mood--

Awwww!!! That sounds precious-- :0 bonding yessssss!! 💕❤️💝❤️💕💝💖

I'm relatively okay thank you!! My foot just hurts and the cat makes me nervous ;w;

yeah- im not ready for him to cry over a stickfigure- XDDD

and OOOO im highly excited to see what they'll look like! :OO and omg LEGITTT masks are just hella stylist- oh my gosh that also reminds me of something that drived me cRAZY:

so before even covid existed- whenever i am sick i would wear a mask to cover my mouth- normal right?? WELL TO THE STUDENTS- APPARENTLY NOT- people looked at me like im insane- even the teachers were like " w h a t" like all these people act like they have never seen a face mask before their WHOLE LIFE- some people would even make fun of me wearing a mask- LIKE EXCUSEE?? i thought wearing a face mask is a general thing worldwide- now i feel like it's just an asian thing- XDD

and now there's covid- and here i am finding it funny that most likely the people who think wearing masks are weird are now seeing where wearing a mask is an everyday thing- MAN i wish i could have seen the reactions on their faces XDD but they possibly have become karens and refuse to wear masks- gosh i get angry whenever i see someone not having a mask on- or even worse- have a their masks DOWN when they are outside- LIKE WJFJOWHF- J UST P UT I T ON ITS NOT HARDDD DINGUSES- but that shall end my rant- xD

and YESSS i love the flower crowns and headbands we had! It kinda started with me and then tree became obsessed with my headbands that they would always ask me to bring both of mine for us to wear- omg they are so cute i swear i adore them- and then tree had a flower crown but then decided to buy me and larie a flower crown SO BLESS THEM like ogmgmgm

and IT WOULDDD WOULDNT IT?? like for the nonki au they jus gon mess around and bond more with reg and right cause in this au- the triple threat isnt that close with the toppat duo- but they want to and the toppat duo does too- EEEEEE 😭💞💞

AND YESSS ASLLL HENRYYYY its just like- omg- so far the phrases i have made him say were phrases i know how to do ASL on- and i think its just AWESOME- so far in the school au- charles knows asl the best out of everyone but he says that he is still learning- and i wrote when henry met ellie and henry tried to sign with her by habit- she was just like "wat" XDDD i havent written in a while due to school work and all that horrible shiTT- and also the blog- gahhhh its getting hard for me to draw each day the progresses- somehow whats motivating me is listening to nichijou songs and looking back at old post- and of course MY FRIENDS WHO STILL SUPPORT THE BLOG (INCLUDING YOU XD) like omgg 😭😭💞❤💞❤💞❤❤💞

and thats good to hear you're alright! man i wish i can go to that cat and just be like "shOO gO awAY" XDD