#// i just LUV the cruel humor of 2

[aziraphales-library]

Lost Fic #152

Not specific lost fics, but I’ve spent weeks looking for fics likes these and haven’t really managed to find any, so we’re throwing them out in the hope our followers know of some!…

1. hi! stupid ask here but I need to know. Are you aware of a cars AU ever having been written? As in Pixar 2006 cars - anon

2.  hello! are there any fics where aziraphale smites or enacts angelic vengeance on abusive people? some satisfying revenge on cruel people with some comforting afterwards? I love it when aziraphale goes Protective Principality on someone. especially if it involves aziraphale protecting kids. do you know any ones like that? - @give-soup-please

3. F!Crowley and house husband!Aziraphale please🙏🙏 Is that a thing? I pray its a thing.😆 This blog is a bless! Luv U💕💕💕 - anon

4. Hi! I'm usually very careful with angsty fics, because I don't like pain and can bear it only with sprinkles of humor and hope, but I'd really like to read a fic that would make me laugh and cry at the same time. Can you recommend something like that? Soul crushing and hilarious Thank you! - @greendrawer

5. hey hey hey !!! would you happen to have seen any fics where beelzebub and aziraphale are friends or smth ? or or,, any fic which has a- um, positive portrayal of hell or lucifer-? as in, if not positive, atleast better than that of heaven (and gabriel bcs to hell with him) ? idk it rubs wrong that the evil ones just asked questions 😭 anyways tysmm - anon

If you know any fics that fit the bill please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

[reaperheir]

3 is my fav one gameplay wise, but 2 is my fav humor & lore wise ( as well as details - it has amazing details in the game. if that makes sense )

[aliciavspinnet]

💫 🌻 🐝 ✨ (natalie) (lol) 💛 (okay so i was greedy & i want them all) (also ur choice of emojis made me giggle) (wtf is the middle one omg omgmgmgmg) (also pls forgive me pls for being the worst person in the world on kik) (i stg my love for you has not changed one bit i'm just The Antisocial Queen) (also i love you did i mention that?)

(natalie? rly? i never knew?)(lol it’s not like i have a tag dedicated 2 ur beautiful existence or anything)(also it’s a bee!!)(i luv bees)(and ahhhh i love u no matter what (also messaging can be stressful so plz never do it when ya don’t wanna do it))(also so sorrry this took 5eva u were literally the last one in my inbox and also i had to do it right) 

it’s all under the cut (cause i mean it’s long) 

trash aesthetic ratehumor category thing: memes / dad jokes / sarcasm / awkward pauses and rambles one of these: …wtf / *cries* / m8 / fight me a piece of kiwi slang (this is mia’s fault): chur / shot gee / yeah nah / cuzzies / GC one line of trash: when ur on a road trip with ur friends and the music is blasting really loud like super loud and ur singing to each other and the windows are down adn ur having a rocking time and the music isn’t exactly main stream it’s more like this is a fun lol (like mamma mia or something idk) and then u pull up to a traffic light and ur keeping on at it and then someone comes up next to u and they stare at u for a bit cause they r like who are these crazy people? and u don’t realise it but then one of u points it out to the others and ur all like oh my heck nooooOoo and it seems like forever until the traffic light turns green ur super embarrassed but also dying of laughter aesthetic rate water / fire / earth / wind silver / gold / rose gold / bronze merfolk / faries (well pixies but yeah) / dragons / witch or wizard stars / moon / galaxies / constellations dawn / noon / dusk / midnight natalie: fruit ciders, road trips, seeking adventure, beanies and blankets, the embodiment of the word cozy, over-sized pajama tops, tipsy giggles, secluded pieces of nature that look like pixie hollows, well worn favourite pieces of clothing, quirky doodles, tipsy giggles, the soothing warmth of the sun on your back, clowning around in public with friends (because when your with them you feel like you’re in a movie and everything is magical) compliment: w o w where do i start? natalie honestlyyyyyY ur amazing and i have said it a zillion times and i will 4eva say it over & over cause u r first off ur blog is increasingly and forever stunning honestly (i love) it’s just too damned beaut for it’s own good (so i visit it a lot)(hehe) and i just love all the effort and the unique themes and the pleasing aesthetic (and i will forever love the little emoji u have by wonderstruck)(they make me happi!!) and ur creations r OH MY heckity heckheckheck how do u hecking do it? (always makes me emit a woahhh) (sooo good) also ur always doing soemthing always interacting (how?)(it’s amazing)(i cry) and then UR personalityyyyy is honestly the bestt (i love) ur like the embodiment of soft & cozy but also with bubbly & giggly and probably the right amount of (i’m trying to think of the word - i wanna say inappropriate but not necessarily dirty just like almost morbid and cruel but not AH I CANNOT EXPLAIN)(u have the right amount of the humor i cannot explain okai ty) and basically it is my eternal dream to one day go on a road trip to a far away place and cross a bridge (u have to hold my hand cause i hate heights)(*disclaimer i would love them on a broom hence the quidditch love cause i trust that i can control it*) but we would cross this swing bridge into the fairie relm where we can live as pixies in an apartment that is super aesthetic and we make rly nice breakfast food and sometimes i shall drag u to edgy pixie punk rock concerts cause i bet u they exist and we dance away in the mosh pit Playlist for natalie:

(largely consisting of songs i love to dance around the house to)-don’t stop –> (fleetwood mac) -knee socks –> (arctic monkeys) -i guess that’s why they call it the blues –> (elton john) -rock N roll suicide –> (david bowie) -mAria –> (green day) -give me a Try –> (the wombats) -i’d do Anything for love –> (meatloaf) -mr. brightside –> (the kiLlers) -bohemIen rhapsody (duh) –> (queen) -naive –> (the kooks) E moves in her own way -dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) –> (good charlotte) -hold the line –> (toto) extras: friday i’m in love (the cure) // 1985 (bowling for soup) // year 3000 (busted) // come on eileen // (along with many other 80s songs cause i love them a lot & should make a playlist for u someday of them all)

no more please