#// long post bc i can't trim it for some reason smh

[beforecreation]

The words that flew out Zomu's mouth did nothing but infuriate the God of Destruction. These criticisms, these flaws the universe had suffered, all flung upon him without regard to what his reaction might be? He could feel the anger brewing like a quiet storm as the kai shouted his long held frustration with his counterpart. Beerus was no idiot, he knew that Zomu would pop eventually, it was only a matter of when and how, and it seemed as if they were going to get another chance to fight once more... Or they would have, had the feline deity found himself wanting to engage the kai in a proper fight.

Instead, he would quickly fly up to the God of Creation and wrap his fingers around the other's neck as he quickly slammed the other man to the ground before the beam even has a chance to be fired. His grip would tighten Zomu's neck, slowly restricting the airflow as his cold grey eyes stared emotionlessly at the kai before him. Due to their shared life connection, Beerus could feel the pressure he was applying to the other, the sensation made him want to gasp for air and rid himself of this restraint around his neck.

But he refused to let go. Instead, he simply stared at the struggling Kai before he spoke.

"You think you can challenge me in that body of yours? You really are an idiot. If you want to throw a hissy fit, you're going to have to try harder than that."

He'd then release his chokehold on Zomu, standing tall before kicking the man a few feet away. It would be now that he would allow his anger to flow more freely, a purple aura surrounding him as he spoke up once more

"You want to babysit mortals? Hand feed them as they struggle to do anything themselves? Perhaps you should start helping them get dressed as well!" He'd scoff incredulously as he continued "Don't you dare spout your nonsense at me, Kai! If you want to throw your tantrum as you bemoan what life gave you, I suggest you find somewhere else to mope before you seriously piss me off!"

How to piss off a god

@beforecreation

A lot of relationships were strained after the body swap with Zamasu and becoming the Supreme Kai of Universe 7, but none more so than the one between Zomu and Beerus.

Within a matter of months, it became pretty self-evident that as a partner, Beerus wasn't exactly...the greatest to deal with on a regular basis. Sweet Zeno bless Whis's heart.

Zomu had just came back from Universe 1 with some designs drawn up with new ideas for radishes that were hardy enough to withstand the fungi (nicknamed the 'Frieza fungi' by the elders for its ability to make their lives a living hell) that had been plaguing the Namekian's crops and ruining their soil.

After introducing them to the Namekians, who were overjoyed at the prospect of having a fighting chance against the Frieza fungus. Seeing the smiles on the small green children and tears on the adults melted the former Saiyan. It made the trip worthwhile, even if just for that reaction from his subjects alone. Hope was irreplaceable.

Zomu was now exhausted from sparring with some of Universe 1's most talented warriors. He just wanted to sit down with a well-cooked meal as Kibito prepared him some hearty stew when Zomu sensed the destroyer's energy approaching.