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[mothvalentino]

Valentino has appeared! What to do?

ཐིཋྀ "I'll allow it~"

[emmetrain]

OOC;; @monterraverde HAPPY PRIDE, SHIRO! I would send this through inbox but I couldn't upload the image. Rika + Photobombing Bappy! Hope you like it <3

[opheliajupiter99]

We would sacrifice the Anon feature for Gideon!

"I ain't quite sure what the fuck that even means, but that hardly seem big enough for such a thing. Now can we get off the topic of the deal? I was likin' the more laid-back questions."

[emmyrosee]

Im begging for some Akaashi moments PLEASEE😭😭😨😭

THIS TOOK FAR TOO LONG IM SORRY I HOPE YOU ENJOY 🥺

——-

“Okay, keiji, pay attention.”

“Why are my keys-“

“Shush.”

Immediately, Keiji closes his mouth, looking at you curiously, blue eyes flicking between you and the three clear cups before him on the table. Under the left cup, are his car keys, trapped under the glass. The small cat keychain you got him smiles back innocently up at him, and he makes a move to open the cup and free the tiny friend from its confines. You gently bat his hand to still his movements, which he does. “Okay. Keep going,” he says patiently.

“Under these three cups, are your car keys,” you begin to explain, and instinctively, keiji’s eyes flick to the cup containing his keys; he says nothing, waiting for you to continue to explain. “I’m going to turn around, and when I do, I want you to mix up the cups a bunch of times. If I can find the cup with your keys under it, we go get a sweet treat.”

Finally, Keiji smiles in realization, chuckling and shaking his head at your antics. “Can’t I just go get you a sweet treat?” He asks.

You shrug, “I wanted to leave it up to the universe.”

He looks back down at the crystal clear cups, “the universe seems to be rigged.”

“The universe will provide for your spouse if it desires.” You press a kiss to his cheek and spin around, “okay! Mix them up.”

Keiji looks down at the cups in front of him, and there’s a though, just a thought, of taking the keys from under the cup and hiding them, but the idea of you pouting has his heart squeezing. Even if you do deserve to be messed with a little.

He grabs the left cup and slides it to the middle, moving the middle to the left. “Okay. Mixed them.”

“You mixed them enough?” You ask. “I didn’t hear a lot of shuffling.”

“You’ll just have to pick a cup and see,” he assures.

You spin back around and hum in thought, mockingly patting your chin as if to truly be thinking about which crystal clear cup his keys are under. Your hand hovers over one of the empty glasses, then the other one, before curiously grabbing the key-glass. You cheer happily and clap, and Keiji chuckles and claps with you.

“How ever did you figure it out?” He asks.

“You have a genius living under your roof,” you sigh dramatically. “You’re welcome. I’ll be sure to use my big brain for good, rather than evil.”

“Sounds good,” he hums. “Go get shoes on, you’ve earned a sweet treat, I suppose.”

He doesn’t have to tell you twice as you barrel down the hallway, leaving him to scrub his face with his hands, looking to the sky in amusement.

[wasyago]

they've evolved <3 crazy what 4 months on a boat with a bunch of idiots can do to a person

[reksink]

Beloved Residents of Dirtmouth (And Quirrel 👍)

[artzybumpkin]

"*siiiigh* I'm never gonna hear the end of this..."

The situation wasn't exactly ideal.

Granted, he was MORE than eager to reconnect with his brother after 10 years of radio silence... he just wished the reunion could've happened when he wasn't on the brink of giving birth

[thatmooncake]

GET THE SCRUNKLY OUTTA THAT CAGE THIS IS *in a karen voice* ANIMAL ABUSE

A likely story …

[llamahearted]

listen. all I wanted to do was learn to draw the otp kissing, but the problem here is,,, they keep cracking each other up

[gz-missfit]

Some murder mystery au doodles with these 2! Genuinely adore the concept of the AU and of course who can say no to a buff dude in a dress!

AU by: @seriouslycalamitous AU Co-Creators: @sourlemonjuice and Pastel

[mothvalentino]

Yanks a rubber duckie at Valentino.

Both the duck and the moth squeak at contact.

Neither is happy with this...

ཐིཋྀ "Excuse me?"

[sebfreak]

That Butler, searching!

[eurodyne-d]

[emmyrosee]

My Baby Midoriya and Secretive Dating? Or, if you're not up to that, trying out a new activity and he's absolutely rambling because he researched everything there is about whatever you're doing with him... but you still manage to pull out a surprise card, maybe?

You look both ways as you make your way down to the dining hall to be with your man, meeting him for some frozen to baked cookies to be shared in the dorm room that you’d also have to sneak into. By the time you make it to the kitchen, he’s already setting up a baking sheet, humming to himself absentmindedly. You grin and slowly slink up to him and, once you’re officially behind him, you skitter your fingers up his side, making him yelp and jump to the side.

“Baby!” He whines, but it’s mingled with a smile. “Scared me!”

“Good,” you giggle, leaning into his side where he then wraps his arms around you, planting a kiss to your head. “That’s what you get for not waking me up to be with you.”

“I didn’t want to bother you!”

“You’re my boyfriend!” You scoff, hopping up and onto the counter while he loads the baking sheet into the oven. “You could never bother me!” He smiles happily and plants himself between your legs, burying his face in your chest and inhaling your scent off of your collarbone. “But it’s okay. I’m glad I’m here now.”

“Good,” he sighs. “Had a bad day… been looking forward to this all day.”

“Awww, my poor baby,” you croon, hooking your legs around his waist and arms around his shoulder, pressing a loving kiss to his temple when suddenly-

“I’m telling you, Kaminari, the likelihood of being abducted by aliens is slim to none-“

“But never zero!”

A panicked blonde and comforting red head come around the corner into the kitchen, and you freeze stone cold. All pairs of eyes lock onto each other, only for Izuku to burst out in a flush and once his mouth opens, it’s over.

“Kirishima and Kaminari, wow it’s so good to see you guys! What’re you doing here so late, we’re making cookies because that’s what friends do together, do you guys ever make cookies, making cookies with your friends is so fun, and you should try it sometime with the group because that’s what friends do!”

You snicker and bury your face in Izuku’s hair, trying to stifle your laughter from your poor, embarrassed boyfriend. You tighten your grip on him, secretly happy it’s Kirishima and Kaminari to find out first.

Kirishima chuckles while Kaminari sinks his teeth into his lip to hide his excitement for this new discovery. Kirishima raises his hands, “we’ll keep it in mind, Midoriya… but maybe another time.”

“Yeah,” Kaminari hums. “Only best friends make cookies at two in the morning, right Kirishima?”

“Right,” the red head agrees. He grabs Kaminari by the collar and drags him out of the room, “well, you kids have fun with your… secret cookies…”

“Will do, Eiji,” you giggle, resting your head on Izuku’s and watching as the pair leaves.

The room is quiet for a few minutes before he swallows thickly and turns his head to look at you, “so… do you think they know…?”

You snort, “with the way you lie? I’m sure they’ve always known, baby.”

“Darn…”

[gniteruirui]

Bleblebleble

[smuggonifico-lmao]

Snake bites? Check

Pose? Check

Literally everything else is really changed but i rlly tried to keep true to the original but also that was really hard? Double check

This is @where-does-the-heart-lie dtiys! Only that i kinda did more of a craft this in ur style? I still had super duper much fun!

Process under the cut!

ALSO IM SO SORRY I FORGOT THAT HE HAS GLOVES AND NOT ACTUAL HANDS DBHEWBVCDHWWVBCGHDBCHD DANG IT

gosh suddenly 4 hours passed fcbdwhbcdhbc