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troublewithvampires · 1 year

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@bxtsence said: ( humor )

(childhood memories - open)

humor - a joke from my muse's childhood

Salvatore grins, flashing his fangs. "You want a joke?" he drawls. "Well, I got one." He holds his hands up, clawed fingers gesturing for emphasis as he speaks.

"Ya' ever hear what the politician said when he had to make a decision?" A deliberate pause. "'I'll double-cross that bridge when I get to it!'" The joke has Salvatore snickering to himself, clearly delighted.

#❝ i'll talk your ear off‚ kid ❞ 「 answered 」#❝ take it from old sally two shoes‚ kid ❞ 「 in character 」#bxtsence #//trying my hand at icons with sal's just-for-fun faceclaim #//not sure how i feel about this tbh but y'know what! not the worst i suppose #//still not planning to use them regularly b/c for me personally using them doesn't add enough to the experience #//to justify the stress of making a bunch of em #//but. sometimes. just for fun.#//time to be a nerd real quick #//salvatore is misquoting a quote often attributed to oscar levant #//oscar levant being a famous musician; talk show host; actor; and comedian from salvatore's childhood #//sal's a bit too young to remember much from levant's heyday #//but here sal is referencing a quote from oscar levant's autobiography published in the 1960s #//love doing very brief history research just for sally

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