#; tbd.

[recitedemise]

I'll tell on myself, but Gale? Irresistible. Sharp as a whip. Smart enough to pale the wealth of a library. Affable and approachable. Would cook you every meal of the day and follow up with a cloying dessert to top it all off. He'll conjure the stars for you and say unbidden sentiments along the lines of 'how fortunate am i, truly, to have been able to share a view of the same skies you would see every night' and with such a bludgeoning sincerity as to make your teeth ache. How loyal he is. How steadfast. How determined and driven. The fire he keeps in his heart, wicked and alive and bright in his eyes.

How beautiful. Greying. Delightfully salt and pepper. Strong jaw. Strong, sure hands. Nimble, practiced fingers. ....vascular....arms... tiny, tiny waist that could oh so easily become your favorite handbag...

Honestly [screams into my pillow].

How many people were bewitched by the salt and pepper alone, tbh?? I gotta know.

[diveyne]

league lore is so extensive like there's so many characters and they're CONSTANTLY retconning and rewriting things so like my non-league friends or arcane-only friends, if u ever want to know anything about my muses I WILL YAP ALL DAY KJSBCKS i can and will write ted talks about morgana / ahri / sivir

[downs1de]

Sorry if I like people’s ship posts with other people. I ship your characters too

[loveoaths]

hey y’all, i haven’t been here (or anywhere, really) because my illness got worse.

much, much worse.

the tl;dr is my brain is inflamed and i can’t really think most days. i forget my own birthday sometimes. i have days where i can’t walk. it’s not great.

the long version can be found here on my ko-fi. if you feel like donating a buck or two so i can try to access some treatments and medical services, i’d appreciate it. if you just wanna go full voyeur and see what my deal is, well, i won’t kink-shame you lol.

please share this post if you can!

[elektranxtchiios]

how long after trevor and sypha died did it take for alucard to disappear into myth? had trevor and sypha's kids already run off to hunt evil? did they look for alucard after? did the grandkids have hazy memories of a vampire named alucard that sang to them and hunted with their parents and grandparents? did trevor and sypha's kids visit home only to find two graves and no sign of alucard

[xluciifer]

Vox: Do you want to come over to my place and sleep?

Lucifer: Like a sleepover? Aw, that's cute.

Vox: [ is trying to sleep with him ] Yeah-

[zestials]

the nasty shit zee would do in a carriage w/ his partner.

[exiitiosus]

let johnny bite your muse :(

[downs1de]

my main laptop after i spent two days exclusively playing with my new one

[chounaifu]

Did you guys know that My Little Pony has a TTRPG

[xluciifer]

Hello, it's late, what if I headcanon that Lucifer's blood or saliva has healing properties to them, huh? Because of the angelic side to him or because of his magic. What then? Does that even make sense? Not me just imagining Lucifer licking at someone's wound or anything.

[paramounticebound]

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[xbadnews]

the best part of staying w a friend I met on Tumblr is I will see their posts on my dash and go. Hehe I'm in ur house

[xluciifer]

Tomorrow's the eclipse and you know what???

I genuinely believe Lucifer would look directly at the sun.