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foursaints · 5 months

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saints i was thinking about ludora as not just a blond/blonde ship but both of them also having super long, silky hair too and then i was giggling over how lucius would have like a one hundred step haircare routine, he’s brushing it every night before bed and then again in the morning, he carries a comb at all times just in case etc etc and then pandora like maybe, and that’s a big maybe, brushes her hair once a week? if she remembers? doesn’t use any fancy product except like regular shampoo & conditioner and the like and yet her hair is always still so soft and ethereal looking and lu is so so offended…. anyway i’ve been obsessing over lucius a little recently and ur posts about them have not been helping at all i love them

KARA WERE YOU THE ONE WHO CALLED HIM A PATHETIC CUNT-SERVING WORM?? i cannot stop thinking about that... scream.

you get it! there is something so hilarious about lucius being obsessed with Appearance and Pureblood Propriety and Tailors and 60-Galleon Hair Oil and Having A Massive Stick Up His Ass At All Times and then (maybe because of this) falling HARD for this dirty, half-haunted unearthly porcelain doll of a girl that looks like something left behind at the flea market. she's humming lullabies under her breath, picking twigs from the bird's-nest tangle of her hair, and he's watching this thinking... Oh. I'm in fucking trouble

#a #ludora #<- MY FUCKKCING SILLIES RAAAAAGHH #soft and ethereal... i think he's wrapping a strand of her wispy hair around his pointer finger to marvel at it #hen wrapping a whole sheet of it around his wrist. to tug #“ow” she is saying and swatting at his head #lucius truthers & defenders are such an oppressed minority but THATS MY LITTLE CUNTY WOOORM PLEEAAASE #he's literally so funny. I can't believe he's real. draco had to get that limp wrist somewhere!!!!!!!!#Affronted Heterosexual Man Cunty Limp Wrist Lucius is so real. to me. he's like the bitchy old drag queen feeding pigeons in Central Park #and he's a death eater? he's like fucking astarion from baldurs gate

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