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Lilith only tilted her head unsure as she watched the exorcist he held in his hand.

“And Adam just let you take her?”

“I did a lot of convincing but I managed,” the devil said prideful.

“Hmm…” her wife winced weird out to all this, unfamiliar and uncomfortable. She hesitantly grabbed hold from one wing and held the exorcist close to her face to examine it in detail.

Fake curled horns, demonic looking expression as a face. Was this some sorts of mockery from heaven? Most likely.

Lucifer winced alert as he took the baby away in one swift snatch from his wife’s dangerous hold, “don’t hold her from the wing, you’ll hurt her.”

Lucifer was feeling dread from the silent gaze of his wife on Violet. He smiled realizing that all she needed was to see the beauty of her soul for Lilith to warm up. Her wife had trouble seeing the exorcists other than being just that. So this was a great opportunity to prove her wrong, and they were alone so no one else would see Violet’s face.

He gently took off the mask, revealing precious ruby eyes, pale skin, pouty lips and all brown messy short hair. Lilith gasped lightly now inspecting her in curiosity and amusement.

“I can now see the angel in her.”

Oddly enough, this angel also looked a lot like Adam aside from the eyes of course.

“See? I told you they were all very precious.”

Lilith nodded, now feeling a wave of eagerness on wanting to carry the little angel. Those big ruby eyes calling her in ways she never expected something to capture her heart.

She made clawing hand gestures and Lucifer chuckled softly, reaching his arms out, expectantly waiting for Lilith to muster the courage to hold Violet.

Lilith bit her lip slightly nervous, she awkwardly grabbed the angel. Violet giggled, “I like your horns, miss queen!”

Lilith pupils grew twice their size with now flustered cheeks.

Oh no. The baby fever was hitting bad now.

~~~~

Lilith was doing the most out of the two. She was all over the castle trying to find things to entertain the angel, baking sweets or bringing out snacks. She even bought her a whole wardrobe of clothes.

While Lucifer and Violet sat at the reel from one of the open windows watching. Violet sitting on his lap while Lucifer rested his cheek on his palm, elbow resting on his right thigh. While both pair of eyes looked back and forth at the queen of hell trying to find a small lyre she wanted to show the angel.

It was funny for Lucifer how all of this reminded him of Eden. Back when things were wonderful and perfect. Back when Lilith and Adam would try showing off Lucifer their newfound discoveries.

“So—“ he tried making conversation, “do you have any instrument in particular that you like? I can make you literally anything you want.”

Violet looked up at him with those big-doe eyes, “we’re not allowed to play any instrument, but Addy lets us play with his guitar sometimes.”

Lucifer smiled softly, this reminded him of Michael and how they would forbid him to do stuff as simple like playing with instruments until he finished practicing. Literally just watching from the training fields at the rest who get to do the average common things while he was out there stuck working almost with no break. Because that was considered a 'distraction'.

Soldiers and their shit rules.

“Well~ we’re not in heaven aren’t we?”

Lucifer summoned a small panel making Violet gasp intrigued by the technology, brushing her small hand on his in curiosity. The devil couldn’t help but beam prideful. He swiped left showing Vi all of the type of selections of instruments that there is.

“Anything that sparks your interest?”

“That one!” She exclaimed happily pointing at a piano. Classy.

~~~~

The day went wonderfully, Violet was a absolute sweetheart and a menace too. She burned like two pieces of furniture but that was pretty much it.

Lilith was actually questioning if Adam had really been raising the child because of how well behaved she was.

Lucifer has to remind her that the kid was a soldier so they really had no choice on that matter.

But anyways, every day comes to an end, and it was already hell night. They went to their room and Lilith tucked Violet in bed, read a story while he used his magic to present visuals of the tales his wife narrated. It was a magical experience for Violet. Lilith was literally stuck to Violet in a hug, nuzzling close to her as a loving mother, arms wrapped around protectively while Violet yawned tiredly.

This entire scene warmed Lucifer’s heart, oh how he’d pictured Lilith holding their child with such love. He would imagine their child to be as cute and adorable like Vi.

He sighed, before getting comfortable and wrapping his arms around Lilith. Both temporary ‘parents’ holding on to their child as a shield while falling deeply asleep.

“I miss Addy.”

With that, both demons opened their eyes while Violet snuggled closer into Lilith’s chest, squeezing her eyes tightly and letting out a small whimper.

This squeezed their heart painfully.

At the end of it all… they weren’t her parents.

~~~~

“I want a baby,” Lilith spat, sat down defeatedly on their couch, after coming out from a portal; returning from giving Violet back to Adam. Her palm now resting on her forehead seemingly in thought.

“I know,” Lucifer growled frustrated while rubbing furiously at his face.

It was becoming torturous now. Zero results, over too many attempts. And yet no bun in the oven.

Lilith snapped her fingers, summoning a glass of wine and standing up abruptly while the swift action startled Lucifer enough to make him fall on to the couch.

“I have an idea!”

Lucifer winced nervous for whatever idea coming out from Lilith’s desperation. It was never good, the last time this had happened she suggested to sneak into earth and steal one of the human newborns.

“And that is…?”

“Adam,” she finger gunned him as it were the best solution to their problems, taking a small sip of her glass.

“Adam?”

“Yes. Remember I told you that maybe fucking Adam is the solution to us having a baby?”

Lucifer nodded hesitantly, but unsure, “you– want to fuck Adam?”

“No!” She exclaimed with uncharacteristic enthusiasm, before pointing at him and wink.

This only confused him even further.

“Okay.. so how is that going to work?”

“Well, at this point I’m willing to let go of the idea of carrying the baby as long as it’s ours.”

Lucifer nodded still seemingly not understanding yet still wanting to be supportive.

“And you said that all angels have both genitalia didn’t you?”

Lucifer frowned immediately in realization, “you want me to get fuck by Adam?!” He crosses his arms seemingly not believing this.

“Oh c’mon, Lucifer. You cannot tell me you never considered doing it with Adam back in the garden.”

“Yeah, but I’m the one fucking him!”

“It’ll be just like with Eve, picture it as trying to give free will to humanity again.”

“I would not do that a second time,” he huffed looking away.

Lilith thought for a few seconds, “can’t you like use your magic to implant his seed in me? And then alternate his genes with yours?”

Now this sparked Lucifer’s interest. He raised his brows stunned, “I can,” a sly smirk revealing itself in both mischievous spouses.

“But there still will be some Adam in those genes.”

“I’ll take what I can get.”

“How are we gonna get his seed without him noticing?”

“You’ll fuck him hard, baby, get him dazed the hell out,” she smiled wickedly, chuckling by the thought, “maybe even do him with one of those kinky outfits that get you wild up, full on demon form, and then leave the rest to me~”

Lucifer’s fangs exposed themselves in their full on glory mentally savoring the image.

~~~~

Lucifer bit his lip nervously watching Adam read out a few statistics about something he wasn’t really putting attention on. He was mostly focused on planning out his strategic to court Adam to bed, it’s been awhile since he tried seducing someone. And Adam, well, fuck. That’s a whole different type of difficult.

It’s like he’s about to fight off the boss level.

Suddenly right now, Adam was looking very seductive, enticing, ravishing. He glanced up with half lidded eyes, his pierce golden looking at him with boredom.

They were so beautiful. When did Adam become so appealing?

And Lucifer could feel himself wanting to melt away from his gaze.

“Are you even listening?”

Lucifer straightens himself up, readjusting his bow, “what?”

Adam rolled his eyes, “I said if you’re okay if we divide a few of the perimeters based on their ranks? It’ll be easier to target the weaker first before scaling higher ground. It’ll also let the girls give themselves a good warm up before going for the real deal.”

Lucifer gulped. He waved his hand dismissively, “do what you want with them I don’t care.”

He poofed himself as a snake and slither his way on the table to reach Adam.

The first man arched a brow suspiciously from his closeness and obviously hating the form he had taken for.

Lucifer poofed right back to his form and now sitting comfortable; crisscrossing his legs and in front of Adam.

“You look oddly nice today~ did you get a haircut?” Lucifer purred while leaning forward on to his palms.

Adam winced disturbed and even more confused. He glanced at his clearly covered helmet with confusion and then back at him.

Before the first man was gonna retort to his comment, his attention snapped away from the king, “hey, Arabella! Don’t pull on her hair!” Watching two of the exorcists wrestling around the floor, Arabella had yanked out from the other sister a few of her strands of hair under her mask. He got up from his seat and went to separate the two. One oh them had gotten the strength to yank Adam’s helmet off by grabbing it from the horns while he was at it; his messy fluffy hair exposed to the open, it’s gotten slightly longer.

He grumbled as he held on different sides of his hands two pouty angels, “I took forever to make those damn braids!”

Both exorcist began giggling mischievously.

“Oh haha! Really funny,” he let go of them in a huff as they flee away from his scolding glare, “assholes!”

Okay, this was Lucifer chance to make a move.

“I can make you braid on that luscious hair~”

“And you. What the fuck with all the weird innuendos comments!” He snarled out accusingly before stomping his way to a circle of angels that were drawing on the wall!

And bending down to his knees and taking the crayons away from them, “I told you guys not to do that!”

The things Lucifer was thinking while Adam’s ass was full on— fuck was his ass always that big? were far from holy.

He cursed Lilith for giving him an opportunity like this to visualize her ex husband in ways he shouldn’t be.

The first man look exhausted (parenthood was doing wonders on him) and could use some time to take that steam away, why not fucking him? One of the best stress relievers out there! the idea of it was also pleasuring.

He waited until Adam sat back on his seat.

“What do you want now Lucifer?” He snarled with a glare as if he was catching on to his shit.

“I want to fuck you,” he smiled as he savored Adam’s reaction. Might as well cut to the case.

Adam went from embarrassed, to absolute confusion, then turn on rubbing at his temple in frustration.

“Just fucking wonderful the devil wants to fuck me,” he muttered annoyed under a whisper, shaking his head in disbelief, “you’re fucking with me aren’t you?”

“I want to,” he said smirkingly, seeing Adam colors drain away from his face.

“You’re being serious?”

Lucifer tilted his head slightly with sultry eyes and a still smirking face.

“Fuck no!” Adam shouted almost too loudly causing the exorcists to turns their heads at them, “fuck you! What class of sick joke is this?” He whispered angrily at him, “wasn’t enough to have both my wives now you want—… fuck.“

Lucifer licked his lips enthralled by the many conflicted emotions on the first man’s face.

“What about Lilith? Da fuck does your loyalty stand for? Are you that much of a whore?”

The devil chuckled, not offended for the derogatory remarks of his person, “she’s okay with it, I wouldn’t be asking you if she wasn’t.”

Adam scoffed incredulously, “so this is some kink of you two freaks? Go figures. Fuck you both! I bet Lilith asked you to do this! Nasty motherfuckers.”

Lucifer laughed softly, slightly nervous that Adam wasn’t so far off, “so that’s a no? Cause I can make it even more tempting for you.. what about us three? Hmm~? You, Lilith, myself… wouldn’t you love to hav-”

“Of course it’s a fucking no! You guys really think I’d have sex with you guys after everything you’ve done to me?! Who do you guys see me as? Eve?” He laughed even dryer, the images of his second ex wife flashing through his memories, “I bet this is some kinky humiliation shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if the idea of me being fucked by you turns Lilith on. Which is why she told you. Like she’s always been petty over me never submitting to her as she would’ve wanted me to back in the garden, this is like some type of payback to get under my skin. Fucking bitch.”

Adam brushed his hair to avoid strands falling on his forehead (groaning when he noticed Holly using his helmet and making bull noises while the other girls started running away from her), clearly this suggestion has stressed him out further. He was flustered and pissed off more than anything else.

Lucifer did not expect for it to be taken this negatively, after all with Eve it wasn’t like that. She was more laid back and opened minded to try new things.

However he did not like how Adam spoke about his wife, he tried to remain composed because he needed to bed Adam.

“Oh Adam please~” he purred feigning a more submissive approach. He slowly reached out to him and placed a hand on his chest, lustrous red eyes staring deeply into the golden eyes of Adam.

Adam huffed slapping his hand off him and moving away from his seat.

“Fuck you. This meeting is over I don’t give a fuck,” he took out his phone to check his recent activity, “out of all times, they don’t call me now when I honestly would love an excuse to fucking leave!” He grumbled typing on his phone.

Lucifer shape shifted as a bird and sat on his shoulder, a desperate attempt to not let the man make his exit quicker, “Adam, it’s not as bad as you think. Were mature now, what happened at the garden was so long ago! You’ll enjoy it, I promise, if you don’t want Lily in bed with us, she can just watch us?”

“You really think I’ll fuck you? Do you see yourself so high and mighty that you think capable of banging even the guy you ruined his freaking life? Do you see me as that pathetic?” He snarled, glaring at him, “and even if I did! I won’t. I’m taken.”

Lucifer brows raised up in shock, Adam looked back at his girls.

“You’re taken?!”

“Yeah. As in ‘I’m living the best life without you assholes’ type of taken,” he dryly declared while scrolling through his phone, “okay, girls, let’s get going.”

“No! Wait!!” Lucifer spat out, almost desperately, before poofing himself back to his devil form and place himself in front of the former man, “what do you mean taken? Are you still with Eve?”

Adam rolled his eyes, “it’s not Eve. It’s somebody else that doesn’t concern you,” he shoved past him and summoned a golden portal.

He gestured the girls with a snap to take their lead making them fly through the portal in a flash and into the other realm.

And with that Adam jumped in without saying goodbye.

~~~~

“He’s taken? By who? Eve got back with him? Whose dumb enough to fall for that dick?” Lilith asked incredulous to the news, pacing around the room trying to figure out now what.

“It appears it’s not Eve, it’s somebody else. Adam refused to reveal who though,” Lucifer shrugged tiredly lying in bed.

Lilith rubbed her eyes, “Adam’s most stubborn attribute is his faithfulness. We’re never gonna get him to accept on being fucked by you. Or wait until he gets dumped.”

“So does that mean plan C?”

Lilith sighed, kicking off her heels to the side and lying face down next to him in a loud thump.

“I’m not sure about what to think of some random hellborn or sinner fucking you, with Adam it seems so simple because y’know, it’s Adam?” Lilith rolled to her side now looking at him in contemplation, “as weird as that sounds, maybe it’s the familiarity. Eden was such a simple time…”

Lucifer nodded in understanding, placing his hand on hers.

“Fine. We can try a hellborn,” Lilith decided, squeezing on to his hold, “but we’re having that baby.”

~~~~

As if it were a curse, Lucifer got fuck over 500 times in the course of a few months and none were successful on getting him pregnant. This was already a sign that the problem was far more deeper and personal than what they thought was.

Maybe father had also cursed his body? Now that was twice as cruel. Unless he was incapable of creating a child himself? Being an angel conception really wasn’t a thing back then… maybe it was Lucifer the problem.

“You should give it a shot Lily, I’m exhausted,” he laid down with some limping, he was starting to feel really bad cramping on his legs with all that rough sex.

The queen hummed, nodding, while rubbing his sides to ease the tension on his body, “I assume there’s no harm on trying. But I do believe this curse was gifted for both of us.”

They look down at each other in sadness. Giving up is now starting to become a more welcoming thing to do.

A month later it was a meeting with Adam, Lucifer prepared himself before welcoming himself in a tired and downer mood at the Heaven embassy. Adam was already there, odd that he only brought five little exorcist this time. He seemed to be expressing a similar type of vibe, however irritation and anger were plaster in his features. He didn’t even bother looking up at him, just sliding the paperwork to his side.

“Someone stuck a stick up your ass?” Lucifer pointed it out as he grabbed the documents. But no response came from Adam.

“Addy got his heart broken,“ Yushiel blurted out.

Adam almost snapped his neck to glare at them, a blush forming deeply on his cheeks, “sniches!”

“Yeah, Lute, Holly and Jolice went to throw hands-“ Amalia got her mouth covered when her sister clasped a hand on it to make her shut up.

“We’re not supposed to say that!” Yushiel whispered angrily with a far from silent tone.

“Is that where they went?” Adam looked at them incredulous, “those bitches are getting so freaking grounded.”

Lucifer looked in amusement at them then at Adam, “you’re heartbroken? Did that girlfriend of yours broke up with you?” Was this a sign of growing hope he’s sensing?

Adam huffed, “boyfriend.” The first man corrected. This stunned Lucifer more than it should have.

Oh.

“And here I thought men wouldn’t be as complicated than woman,” Adam began nagging about the situationship he had.

“Totally,” Lucifer keep blurting out words in agreement to get on his good side. This is great news! Adam is single and is very much into men, ohoho~!

He took his phone underneath the table, texting Lilith the news.

“That bitch always had something to nag about,” Adam began the first sentence of the beginning of his soon to be one-hour rambling.

‘Just like you,’ Lucifer couldn’t help but thinking while hitting the send button.

“He complained about me leaving a mess after sex, like if I was just being lazy, sometimes I just want to go straight home after a long day. A few dirty laundry here and there isn’t gonna kill him, it’s not like I wasn’t gonna go back and grab them.”

“What a fucker.”

“I know right?!” Adam exclaims, his arms in the air exasperated, “And it’s not like I didn’t have shit to tell him too! I never told him how he rarely gave time for us. He’s always fucking busy, but like, everyone in heaven is! I am! And I still manage to squeeze him in my schedule,” he kept on rambling about his issues about the unfortunate man who thought it was a good idea to mess around with Adam. A clingy individual.

“And he’s so fucking controlling, always trying to make me do shit like he wants. He was THISS close on also trying to dress me up! I will never use a suit I don’t care what fucking meeting it is! Fucker. Okay, fine. I may had dressed up for the occasion but thats it. I’m no bitch.

But I’m a caring boyfriend, and this dude just couldn’t handle my awesomeness so he had to try changing every bit of my essence,”

“So overbearing.”

“Yes! Fuck thats what I was telling him!!”

The devil kept saying ‘no way’ ‘fuck’ ‘what a dick’ ‘you deserve better’ ‘good, tell him what’s up’ ‘such an asshole, you dealt with that?’ to everything Adam was saying.

“-it’s like everyone I’m with is trying to find something on me to excuse themselves from leaving!”

Lucifer nodded without listening while reading Lilith’s message.

>>Snatch that ass I’ll prepare the room.<<

He smiled pleased.

“They like antagonizing me to make themselves look good, look less like a dick but they’re all fucking lying, backstabbing cunts!

Empty promises and sweet talking don’t do shit nowadays.”

The ranting took over like 20 minutes before Adam began sniffling while summoning his third plate of ribs, chewing them loudly with no care of the world, mouth full and face (mask?) filled with sauce.

“And that’s why my life sucks,” his eyes went big and watery but no tears fell down.

Lucifer sighed, intertwining his fingers while looking seriously at the first man. As if he was about to offer him the most life changing deal of his life.

“Well, Adam. The only solution here is for us to fuck.”

“Huh?” The first man almost chocked on a piece of the rib he was eating. He did not expect that.

“Think about it, don’t you want to get back at him? It seems like he didn’t appreciate you…” he slithered his way right next to him whispering into his ear with a hungry smirk, sending Adam a few chills down his spine, his hot breath against his neck, “someone like the first man deserves someone more of his rank~” he kept lying through his teeth.

They didn’t call him the king of lies for nothing.

Adam scoffed still food in his mouth, “so you’re saying I’m a wife stealing bitch? I have standards you know?”

Lucifer narrowed his eyes but immediately covered his irritation with feigned sweetness.

“Besides, what makes you think I’d slept with a low class angel?”

This made him lift a brow skeptical.

“Then who did you sleep with~?” The devil purred, following along with whatever bullshit Adam was spitting out from his mouth.

“Archangel Michael,” Adam stated with a smug smile and sharp eyes.

Lucifer happy expression fell completely, the act breaking down while all the colors drained out of his entire body.

“I also dated Azrael but we didn’t last long because Michael swoop me up,” the first man shrugged now vanishing his plate in thin air.

Lucifer’s mouth was hung open, eyes widen like plates. The devil looked at the girls in disbelief expecting confirmation of this even being true and only Yushiel thumbed up in ‘yup, pretty much’ in response.

To be continued??

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bringcal · 2 months ago

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Okayyy welcome to my first (kind of, I did do something like this one) blog post !!!! I finally finished school, so this past week and a half has just been doing my own thing, preparing for commissions to be open, and trying to sort out all my projects…

Here's all the stuff happening in my life that I'll touch on: I. Commissions and websites II. Schools over, my art plans III. Linux adventures in stupid-land

Commissions and websites I did, in fact, finish my commission page and commissions are open, I just haven't formally announced it here and have been taking them from smaller sources at first. Did a bit of a revamp of my commissions, and posted about making my own site page for people to use instead of a carrd or some graphic design poster type thing.

I'm really passionate about Neocities specifically and I really want to try to get other people into it because I believe a lot of my mutuals on here would have cool sites if they tried. I want people to understand its actually not that hard at all and they should not be taking the "coding anything at all is so intelligible and hard u need to be a super genius to understand anything" sentiments to heart about it because actually if you wanna make urself a nice little site on neocities its very simple to learn and even if your site is built like ass no one on there cares.

When I first opened my Neocities it took me a weekend to make a single page and honestly the longest part was just drawing all the assets I wanted. If you're a creative person like me maybe spend an evening just drawing out an idea of what you'd like your site to look like and congrats you're already part of the way there. Planning is the first step!

Schools over, my art plans NO MORE WORK !!! for the summer. Now I have to get a job. but I'm really considering what to do after this degree. I came in so set on being a psychologist and that dream got stomped out immediately. So then I just chose to be a teacher. and like, I still want that, but. I don't think I'm ready? I try hard to volunteer and get experience, but teachers college is extremely competitive I just can't sort my life out to get a lot of experience I need.

I'm thinking of going to art school for illustration first and putting myself further in debt cuz that shit slaps when you don't have to pay it just yet! I love free school!!!! future Ridley will hate me !!!

This section is much shorter cuz its more personal, but just know these considerations are taking up a LOT of my mind space rn X_X

Linux Adventures in stupid-land

Since school is over, I finally had a single braincell to try out Linux, and try out I did !

For some background, I am not really a tech savvy person, at least I don't think I am. I only ever got interested tech about a few months ago, and before that I just kinda used my stuff like a normal person (and I feel I honestly still mostly do? at least, I am not a programmer. I just play a lot of games and draw art.) and it was mainly my partner lecturing me on Basic Stuff is when i started to know a bit more of what i should and shouldn't be doing

I think because of this my partner has been really interested the entire time I've known them to see how a normal person would handle trying linux when all I've known my entire life is Windows and macOS makes me wanna cry!

At first it was not good, but it was pretty much because my partner took my laptop and put fedora on it and I hated it so bad it made me stop using my laptop entirely and treat it even worse than before. So my introduction was unwelcoming. It was only when I just decided to get Linux mint myself on my laptop when I was like oh ok this is fine actually. It was actually so fine that a week later I ended up backing up all my important shit on an external storage so I can blow up my Windows installation entirely on my desktop so I can exclusively try out CachyOS on my PC, which i use daily. 5 days in and it's been good! I've tried a few distros and nothing is as comfortable as Cachy is for me and it was very much the perfect introduction to the Terminal for me since when you're on mint you don't really need to use it for anything and mint is a lot like Windows 2, at least to me.

My desktop so far! It basically kinda just looks like how my windows did lmao, but I like it ^_^

It's really interesting because I think me alone trying it sparked a lot of people I am friends with and know to immediately ask for help so they can try out linux themselves and like. I don't even know much but I think that's exactly why they immediately asked because they know if I can do it they can too. I've written guides for them anyways despite being a new-baby because It's so unnecessarily complicated for new people to learn and get into cuz a lot of guides just Kind of assume the person is like, majoring in CS and already know 'basic' concepts. So I wrote one to make it even more basic. and doesn't assume where you're at coming in. I've been told to post it but I'm shy! ( and also, I'd wanna go back and make it even easier to follow)

I only had to give up a single game.. which is Infinity Nikki. Really soul crushing bc im obsessed w that game. I play it on mobile only now but its not the same because its so bad on mobile. weh! I at first also had to give up Davinci Resolve (program I use to make videos) but I found my way around that and now I can use it :3

#bloog post #542025

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