#<- the tag for any content featuring my friends or my sonas

[meowz-on-you]

Selkies new design debut! + A new pfp! This was based off of a photo of my favorite singer Poppy! I'll add the image without effects and the original image below the cut along with some wips

Without blur and static effects

Wips

The Original Image

[mothiepixie]

This is an Adult space ONLY.

Please do not interact with me or my account if you are a minor. Minors will be blocked.

This account will not show anything sexually explicit. But it contains suggestive and mature themes.

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COMMISSION INFO HERE

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Support me if you like!

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I do NOT give permission make an AI of any of my characters nor use my artwork for them. I do NOT give permission to trace or repost my work.

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MASTERPOST

(Fixed and updated, pls use links below ⤵

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Do's& Don'ts, FAQ Below

I do not do yn x canon content. Asks pertaining to yn x canon content will be discarded!

I'm only interested in creating content of my OCs x canon.

Be ⚠️ warned ⚠️:

Some of my content may include dealing of drugs/drug abuse, depression, past abuse and possessiveness. There will be possible depiction of wounds, blood, violence and fictional murder. It will be tagged.

If any of my content makes you uncomfortable feel free to block me and stay safe.

Do's and Don'ts:

An indication you're an adult must be visible for me to interact with you!

Commissions or tips are the only way I will draw if you are not a mutual, of my own device, or friend.

please don't ask content of pregnancies. I will not draw Motti pregnant, giving birth or talk about pregnancy related content.

Some related asks for your info ⤵️:

SOME Sanses will want kids, not all will. Passive cannot have children, he's infertile. Motti doesn't want kids in most AUs.

Please be advise I am not aware of every UTAU or its creators. I cannot draw them all or may not get into them, so please don't ask.

Also please DO NOT tag me on other's content to show me.

Please ask permission to dub my comics. I can revoke my permission at any given time and for any reason.

Can I ship my oc/myself with Boysen, Crust, any other of your skellies variants or Motti?

I don't mind you ship yourself or your ocs with the skellies. But please be respectful and don't do anything immoral with them.

I don't mind answering asks about the skellies height, appearance or use of my art, but I won't answer asks that involved how they would treat a partner that isn't Motti. That falls in YN content and as stated at the start of this pin I don't do yn x canon content.

Please do not ship yourself with Motti. Motti is only for close friends. Don't draw NSFW of Motti unless I gave permission.

If permitted: Please do not draw Motti in situations where she cannot consent: i.e: drunk, non-con, coercion. It will result in a block.

FAQ:

Do you do Art Requests?

No. I don't really have the mental capacity to take on requests. What free time I have, I draw art for myself or friends.

Do you do Art Commissions?

I do! I usually make an announcement when they're open and how many slots. I provide a google form to be filled out. I do not take commission inquires through DMs or Asks. Check my Bio or Badge for when I'm open.

Failure to comply to my TOS will result in a blacklist.

⛔️I refuse to draw inc3st, loli/shota, non-con or hateful content. ⛔️

Do you go by Mothie or Motti?

I go by Mothie! You can find my sona here

Motti is my main muse and separate from me.

What are your pronouns?

My pronouns are They/them/fae/she.

Questions about Motti!

What are Motti's pronouns and sexual orientation?

Motti goes by she/they. She is Demisexual/Pansexual.

Is there different versions of Motti?

Consider each AU I dabble in as a different Motti, but they are essentially the same person/personality. I won't always draw a different design for Motti or take away her key features.

Can I write/incorporate Motti in my fics?

It's friends and close mutuals only. I am not comfortable with people I don't know writing/using Motti like that.

AS LONG AS YOU ARE 18+ AND CLEARLY STATE YOU'RE AN ADULT INTERACTING WITH ME, YOU CAN DO THE FOLLOWING BELOW:

Can I make fanart/fanfic of your ocs?

Yes!

Can I draw your Sans designs?

Yes!

Other Questions:

Do you have other socials?

Yes, I do. But they show explicit content so you have been warned ⚠️. Tumblr's nsfw rules are more restricted and thus account will only show suggestive themes. Minors not welcomed!

If you are a person who does not like explicit content, but doesn't mind suggestive content; this acc will be your safe place.

[pineappleparfaitie]

BEFORE YOU INTERACT + GENERAL INFO❗️⚠️

DO NOT INTERACT: NSFW/KINK BLOGS, MDNI BLOGS, ZOOS, PEDOS, ZIONISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMOPHOBES, RACISTS ECT. ECT. NONE OF YOU HAVE A PLACE ON MY BLOG AND YOU CAN CLICK OFF +as of August 11th- id appriciate it if people under 16 didint intereact with this blog,same for people over 21.Please dont reblog or like my stuff or follow me. This doesnt apply to current moots n stuff but felt it was important! As of August 18th READ THIS POST ABOUT MY BOUNDRIES THANK YOU! About the blog runner + blog: Hi there!Im Pine!Im a 16 year old genderfluid artist (THEY/THEM ONLY) thats part of the sfw/nonsexual vore community here on tumblr. I like to draw , rarely write and thats about it- I want to clerify- while im like 100% prey and observer, If i havent given you permission, NEVER make a vore comment towards ME OR my sona. It makes me extremely uncomftrable and only TWO people on this whole site can say ANY of that to me and thats it. If you say anything related to that even after reading this I WILL TURN YOU INTO RED PAINT- Another thing. I love getting asks!However do not even ATTEMPT to RP in my asks!Dont overcrowd my blog with YOUR Oc's ESPECIALLY if it isnt related to vore!I dont RP PERIOD WITH ANYONE!If it becomes a back and fourth , i will stop and wont reply to anymore asks. Not like PERIOD you can still ask stuff but please dont do the above-

Tags youll find on this blog: #pine draws - art tag #pine txt - writing and babling really #pine asks - on posts where i get asks #pine ocs - any post involving my characters Tba...

Other blogs: If you want to ask questions to my OC'S (not me- the creator- ABOUT them - but them DIRECTLY!) then go to @apoordecisionreally! Its my OC ask blog. And if you want fatal,hard v0re and just gore then my blog @pineapplegutzz is there for that reason!I also have a vent blog @apineappleswoes

Blog contents: This blog will contain- -safe vore -soft vore -nonfatal vore -willing vore -unwilling vore -half size -quarter size -g/t -fearplay and the like!Sometimes fandom vore but mostly stuff related to mine or my friends OC's! Misc: Here you can find ALL the current info about the situation i had with S/Static/Staticmoonshock aka the "drama" I caused in the sfw vore community on May 29th.

Down below is just a link to some OC info!

With all that said,please enjoy this dumb blog of mine!

[guppygiggles]

⚠️ MINORS and no-age blogs DNI ⚠️

I make intimate and romantic content that is not intended for children. If you don't have your age in your bio or pinned, I will block you. Just because I don't make sexual/graphic/explicit content does not mean my content is child-friendly.

Also -- and I can't even believe I have to say this -- do not reblog my art with any language that promotes incest or ships involving minors.

Hello! I'm Casper. I make tickling art and fics featuring my OCs and my friends' OCs.

My three main OCs are Avery Nimbus, Casper Reid, and Finnegan Reed. Here's an art piece featuring the three of them together!

I also have a sideblog for sneezing, which is here. Please be aware that my snz blog contains suggestive and NSFW content that is not tagged consistently.

Tag Directory

#fluffyart - my art

#fluffychatter - my text posts

#notfluffytickles - block this tag if you don't want to see my vent art. Even when I use this tag, I always put art that is scary, sad, or strange under a cut, just in case.

#fluffyspice - sometimes, the art I make between Casper and Avery is more on the suggestive side. This might involve one or both of them being shirtless, kisses on tickle spots, expressions of pleasure from being tickled, hypnosis, or suggestive language. When I use this tag, I will also state in the tags why I have used it. I will not use this tag for art that involves bondage without any other suggestive elements.

Fic Directory

My main fic is called "Like Real People Do." It is a love story between my sona, Casper, and the sweet cloud-man named Avery Nimbus.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

I also have an AU called "Sea and Sky" which is meant to be more freeform and episodic, and as such, can be read in any order. It takes place in a fantasy world where more races than just cloudfolk and humans exist. In this world, Finnegan, Avery, and Casper live in Avery's lighthouse together and get up to all kinds of fluffy and tickly shenanigans.

Summer Fluff (Lee!Finnegan, upperbody)

Nightmares (No tickling, hurt + comfort)

What's in a Name? (Lee!Finnegan, upperbody)

Let's get physical! (Fluff, tickling for all three!)

Here are some brainrot-fueled oneshots between Casper and Avery that don't really take place in either universe. I usually write these for comfort.

Tickle Ramble (Lee!Avery, foot-focused)

Say it! (Lee!Casper, upperbody, heavy hurt + comfort)

Test Subject (Lee!Casper, upperbody)

Right Here~? (Lee!Casper, upperbody, heavy underarm focus)

Fluffy Panic (Lee!Reader, Ler!Avery)

Sometimes, I like to write teases directed at nobody in particular. Here's a directory of those!

The way I wanna get you~

You're so cute!

Morning tickles

Morning tickles (for early risers)

A love letter to shy lees

Ler brainrot

A love letter to lees in general!

Favorite spots

Under the chin~?

Ask me again...

Love letter to tickling

Comic Directory

Where it all started. I made my first comic in January of 2024, a few weeks after I started drawing. My art style was very inconsistent (and clearly still is), but I will include these here as I think they are important to the history of this blog.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

FAQ

Generally, I like getting asks! I do try to answer most of them, but I have also provided some answers to frequent questions under the cut.

Who can interact:

Adults! SFW and NSFW blogs can interact.

Who cannot interact:

Minors! I make content that is romantic, intimate, and sometimes suggestive. I am not comfortable with minors interacting with me. Please respect this.

Spam likes:

I actually don't mind this, provided you are an adult and your bio/pinned says so. Just be aware that I am definitely going to notice if you do this, and I am going to block you ASAP if you're a minor or I don't see an age.

Requests:

As much as I would love to take requests, unfortunately, I do not have time right now.

DMs:

If you're an adult, yes! I love making friends! I am happily married though, so please don't come at me with that kind of intent, haha. I am also really bad at remembering to respond... I have a full-time job and social life. Please don't take it personally.

Art Trades:

If you are interested in an art trade, feel free to DM me! I am generally open to trades and will usually try to work something out with you, provided I am not in a busy season at my job.

Commissions:

I do not take commissions and I have no plans to, I'm sorry.

Drawing/Writing my characters:

I love when people draw or write my characters! Here are my boundary sheets for Avery and Casper. If something is not covered here that you'd like to clarify, feel free to ask!

What I will post/reblog:

Art and fics featuring romantic tickles, platonic/friendly tickles, kissing, cuddling, fluff. There will be light bondage/restraints, like hands being pinned down, and sometimes intimate/suggestive/adult themes. Heavily suggestive posts will be tagged #fluffyspice.

What I will not post/reblog:

Genital nudity, real-life tickling gifs/photos, and any kind of content involving these things: sex acts, minors, and/or familial tickling. I also do not make fanart unless it is of someone's OC (I will reblog it, though, whether I'm familiar with the fanbase or not... haha).

The only exception to this is if I draw my own characters as kids. If I do, it will be for lore purposes only and will never include tickling.

Blogs I like to follow:

Other tickling art/fic blogs run by adults. If your blog is mostly IRL gifs/photos of tickling, especially if it's NSFW, I probably won't follow you back, as I prefer art and fics to real-life content. No offense intended, it just isn't for me.

My personal etiquette:

I read and abide by the DNI of every blog I interact with. I expect my boundaries to be respected, too. If I interacted with you in a way you didn't like, please message me and I will apologize and fix it. Or, if you're more comfortable, just block me -- no hard feelings.

Other places I can be found:

Twitter and Tiktok!

Final thoughts:

Reminder, this is a sideblog, so if I follow you it will be from my main. I'm not going to say what it is here, but my icon has a picture of Avery!

If you read all this, well you're just a peach aren't you? 💙 Thanks!

[taffitoast]

Hello! I am TaffiToast!

Ref of my Sona

WOOO AU Directory!

This is a directory of my work and AUs!

(Star designs created by @littlebluem00n as one of my Discord mods, they have great art, go follow :])

(Feel free to ask me questions about any of these below, or ask any of the characters something :]. That includes Hypno Ruin, Sun, Moon. KillCode Sun, moon, KCS, Dreamrealm Info, Dreams Curse Dream, Nightmare, SAMSWarAU Taffi, gaurdians Curse characters (all star sanses and bad guys))

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Sun and Moon Show

FNAF

OC/Personal AUs

Undertale

Archive (Written Works)

Other Socials

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【Sun & Moon Show】₊‧.·꒷︶

~Tags

#HypnoRuinSAMSAU

#KillCodeSunAU

#SAMSwarau

-Info

╭﹒✮﹒﹕Hypno Ruin AU is derived off if Ruin was Actually full on evil and hypnotic. Using Sun as leverage against Moon for his plans.

﹕・︱KillCode Sun is a "What If" AU, involving Sun gaining a killer code side of him.

╰﹒✮﹒﹕SAMSwarAU is a multi-animator AU that involves many people. Me included, it is an AU based of Eclipse winning and erasing the world with the Star. Lord Eclipse AU where the SaMS animators were kidnapped and brainwashed.

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【FNAF】₊‧.·꒷︶

~Tags

#FNAFDRAWseries

#TaffisFnafFanart

-Info

╭﹒✮﹒﹕Fnaf draw series is me taking every animatronic I'm asked to draw and literally drawing them in a phone wallpaper size canvas

╰﹒✮﹒﹕My Fnaf Fanart is me doing any other type of fnaf art.

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【OC/AU】₊‧.·꒷︶

~Tags

#DreamRealmOCAU

#TaffisOCFanart

#TaffisOCart

#TaffiAskbox

-Info

╭﹒✮﹒﹕DreamRealm AU is a comic I've started, Most info can be found in my YouTube or Discord Server :]. Short disc: Bunch of people made me versions of their OCs to be a part of a comic story I am making

﹕・︱OC Fanart: I basically draw people's OCs for fun (mostly from discord)

╰﹒✮﹒﹕OC art is where I just draw my Own OCs. Pretty simple ngl.

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【Undertale】₊‧.·꒷︶

~Tags

#DreamCurseDTAU

#GaurdianCurseDTAU

-Info

╭﹒✮﹒﹕Dreams Curse AU is based off a Dream, it's kinda silly ngl. It is on Archive. Dream has a dragonic Curse lol.

╰﹒✮﹒﹕Gaurdian Curse AU: The dreamtale twins have Blaster forms, ones they don't typically show the others. Until a bad fight erupts between the Star Sanses and Nightmares Gang. Causes the truth to be revealed. Also on Archive.

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【Archive/Written works】₊‧.·꒷︶

All located on Archive of Our Own

Dream Curse AU (above)

Undertale AU Oneshots (Random Short Stories)

The Deadly Games (Undertale AUs stuck in a game where they try not to kill each other

Gaurdians Curses (above)

Swaps Double Life (Underswap Sans has two lives, one that the Star Sanses are unaware of. Would they hate him if they found out?)

︶꒷꒥꒷·.‧₊【Socials】₊‧.·꒷︶

Youtube (TaffiToast)

Artfight (TaffiToast)

My Discord Server

Featured Friends Youtube (LittleBlueMoon)

[reptil-enjoyer]

Introduction post! Its not that long i think ^^

If you find this post by the search function, it is not intended to be seen outside my blog

DNI:

You're 13 or younger (go play outside its more important).

just dont ship incest or pedophilia i dont care about the rest.

Terfs

Block "suggestive" if unconfortable with anything that is kinda nsfw in my blog

You can call me Remd, shortened version of the reptil enjoyer and maldito desgraciado nickname, or you can call me Reptil !! Whatever you prefer really; i do have other social medias with different names tho

I use the tags remd original for me talking about stuff and for my art, i use remd asks to answer anything that i get in my inbox

Im from Argentina, so it isnt a surprise if i reblog things related to latam politics in general, no i dont have a tag for it, sorry

Because of the mains fandoms that i reblog from, things like blood, guns, violence, gore (artistic one) and fire do not get tagged as content warnings, if some of these things may be bad for you i do not recommend my blog!

I try and not reblog this type of stuff, but sometimes suggestive things may get reblogued, i try and tag the ones i consider should be tagged (mainly actual talks about sex in not an informative way)

I like strange shit, i like things that i know i shouldnt like, whatever

Main fandom is Team Fortress 2! I reblog A LOT about it, main thing you see around here

tf2 reference - reference photos from the game or comics, mainly turn arounds of the models, renders or animations

tf2 ocs - for anything related to ocs for the game, i have some post of my own and reblog in here

the blorbo from the gun game - Scout tag, literally any reglog that centers too much on scout gets tagged on this

the blorbo and the babygirl actually - Flashfire tag!

a headache / 5km - Red and Blu scout interacting reglogs or original art, a lot of art that just has both of them featured in the same post gets tagged in here

Other fandoms include Monster High, Lisa RPG, Dont Starve and Jet Set Radio

I made a masterpost about Heath Burns (Monster High), please read it if interested!

Less likely to see but can appear sometimes is Centricide, Cats The Musical, Splatoon, Dorohedoro and Hetalia (specific tag for this! Is paises pendejos tag)

Other fandoms can appear because of mutual influence or friend art (example, i dont like Homestuck but i have reblogs about it on here)

Btw!! I have a sona!! Tag is el pensejo ese (oc tag) !!

[faroresson]

Tell us about your ocs!!!!

Alrighty anon! You ask I deliver

So I'll avoid fandom ocs for now (Thats a whole other can of worms nobody needs to hearabout right now)

and Imma put it all under a cut cause its gonna get long and messy

Okay so I have this collection of like 6-8 characters I recycle for any time I try to make my own content which.... if you were there for that short period in 2020 where I tried to write a webcomic you can tell went So Well for me smh

Anywho I have my go to Arlo (alt Harlow, yes those are similar names... im indecisive) , he was made during a character design challenge my bro and I were doin, basically it was a shuffle prompt and I came up with the cheeriest happy go lucky personality and the Edgiest Emo Teen aesthetic. The whole nine yards with the heterochromia, eerie pale skinned brunet look

I like him a lot so I like trying to put him in things, and because I'm That loser, he's now a catboy. I dunno man, it happened, I'm rockin with it. Originally I was gonna make him a shapeshifter that could switch between all flavours of khajit states if that makes sense and he was gonna be the front of a shounen style rag tag found family of adventurers thing. And that got scrapped, so now I just kinda use his design as my sona for things like my minecraft skin or eventually my twitch/youtube channel

Next up is Patience Dally, another one designed for that fantasy adventure thing i never started, but I used her in my scrapped webcomic! She was kind of designed after that mechanic girl from atlantis(?) I never watched that movie but I liked how she looked with the being short and the 4b-4c hair in the pigtail thing iirc. She used to have minor time powers like, slow down time or speed it up for a short period.

I gave her the fun sexy quirk of no internal clock to go with it so like, "Yeah I had breakfast at eight, decided to spend five minutes reading and suddenly its 3pm?" and the ever constant not intuitively knowing when in the day/week she is. In Monster Undercover she was a mechanical engineering prof, cause she was originally steampunky themed and she would regularly prank others (especially Fischer)

Now Fischer, xe was officially part of the "Diversify your art Faron Challenge" so I went out of my way to give them features I didnt draw very often. They were designed to be a mix of black and thai in appearance and I decided xem being nonbinary would also be good for expanding my cast for sake of representation. Xe had weather based powers in the adventure story and was a civic engineering prof in my College Au official comic flop

Xe had a more nervous personality, but still had a sense of fun loving about xem. They and Patience are close friends and I have considered a romance subplot between em based off shenanigans and such cause im a sucker for a good comedic friends to lovers arc

Those are a good three of em, I am without my notes on the rest, but if you wanna hear about my fanon ones those are easier for me to explain lol

[ardenttheories]

I don't expect a super serious answer from this, but I'm just curious. in a perfect world, how would hs^2 be written? do you have any particular headcanons or plot lines that would be interesting to explore? I understand the hesitation in answering a question like this, because other people might try to discredit your critiques under the guise of "well its not ur headcanons so that's why ur mad". anyways, just curious because I respect your perspective and ideas

In complete honesty? The first thing I would consider vital is a diverse team of people - genuinely diverse - to consider every point of representation with. I’m talking people of different races (to avoid the anti-black coding of Gamzee), with mental illnesses (to avoid the ableism in both Gamzee and Dirk), with different gender identities (to more accurately and healthily portray Jade, Roxy, Vriska, June - any character we could feasibly want to make trans or nonbinary), with different romanticisms and sexualities (so that we could write genuine MLM and WLW relationships without falling into homophobic pitfalls; to avoid biphobic stereotypes), and overall, with different traumatic experiences and triggers (so that we could more accurately gauge what triggers would need to be tagged and how to go over them in an appropriate and respectful manner).

We could never be 100% perfect, but with a team like that, we could at least get close to it. 

Additionally, I’d bring back either fan prompts or closely listen to fan theories and conversations. Homestuck^2 was touted to be written with the fandom in mind; to consider the direction we were asking it to go in, while basing it around a general barebones structure. I’d want to make sure we were including as much of that in as humanly possible. So, if a fan theory seemed like it’d fit into the story? I’d want to include that with the rest of the text; if the fans liked a specific character? I’d want to try and include them more often. Little things to show that we’re listening and that we’re writing the story WITH the fans - like how early Homestuck used to be.

On an actual storyline basis, I really do love the concept of Meat and Candy; that there’s one timeline that goes off the rails and one that is very rigidly stuck to a track. I wouldn’t want to change that concept entirely, but I would want to make it more palpatable for people to read. 

This would mean, for me, absolutely getting rid of anything to do with Yiffany. I’d completely replace that with Dave and Jade having a child together via ectobiology; how Jade has to raise their child in Dave’s absence after he goes missing, how that affects her, who she turns to for comfort and help. 

I’d want to focus Candy more on that feeling of helplessness and dissociation. On John feeling adrift in a world that doesn’t quite connect with him, that doesn’t entirely feel real; how that would affect his relationships, his friends, his family. In this timeline, all of the rebellion stuff would be completely background to the interpersonal connections everyone has (the things that supposedly don’t matter, as is the point of Candy), with much more emphasis on how useless and frivolous the whole war is. It’d get to a point where nobody actually knows why they’re fighting anymore except for the fact that they are, and that even Jane, who started it out of a genuine fear for the human race, is getting tired of it, is losing resources, is starting to realise that she’s drifting away from her own child. 

A truce would be garnered, started by Jane who just very much wants to reconnect with her son, with Karkat taking on the role as troll emissiary. It features long talks in a large, empty room, pouring over papers, where Jane admits that she doesn’t actually know what anyone is up to these days, how long it’s been since she’s seen her husband, since she’s seen John, and Karkat quietly confesses that it’s been several years since he’s seen Dave or Jade, and that he misses them both. 

After that, a lot of the content of Candy would focus on healing. They would get back to their happily ever after, even though some things would never be the same, and there would still be inconsequentialities. It would also correspond with John coming to the slow realisation that he really doesn’t need a plot to be happy at all; that just because it doesn’t matter to the overarching story doesn’t mean it can’t matter to him. 

The Candy timeline, therefore, would close early; it would fade from our view just as Dirk feared, but it would be happy and content, and free from any further meddling. I’d essentially want to enforce this idea that, yes, we can still have happy endings - even if they aren’t “full of meaning”. They can still be satisfying.

The Meat timeline, on the other hand, would have a significant focus on Dirk and his attempts to continue the plot. I think it would be fun, admittedly, if nothing went the way he thought it would. That after all of his villany and his acceptance of destruction in order to facilitate something he thought would be better, he actually just lost complete and utter control. 

The plot isn’t something that he alone can continue. It’s created with character conflict, with motivations and rises and falls and losses and gains; trying to recreate SBURB, to try and restart the cycle, isn’t what a plot needs to be. It isn’t what he thinks it will do. 

I’m unsure if you’ve seen this recently, but there’s been a lot of fanwork around the Lord!Jake English idea that went around several years back (when people saw the Caliborn sona). Now, this I’d want to put into it. 

Jake, fed up with being stepped on, walked over, hurt, suffering from the trauma of being completely and utterly ruined by Dirk, absolutely flips shit. He chases after Dirk to seek revenge, to cut short whatever bullshit he’s trying to do, and therefore much of the comic becomes this constant back and forth with an increasing fear for Dirk the closer Jake gets as he traverses Paradox Space.

It’s very much clear that when Jake arrives, Dirk will lose. There’s no question about it. Nobody suggests that anything else will happen. There’s several arguments on Meat’s Earth C over whether or not they should try to stop Jake, or let him stop Dirk - and whether or not Jake will calm down afterwards or continue his rampage. 

In the end, Dirk fails. Jake catches up to him, and just before he hits the killing blow, the entire thing goes dark. Our narrator dead, the plot abandoned; there is nothing more to see. This I would want to use to enforce the idea that, yes, plot can still be satisfying as hell and still have integral moments and be heavy and harsh - but it can also end in a way that leaves open questions because that shows that it isn’t the best ending you can get. 

And then we jump back to Terezi, using her Seer powers. Both timelines have been her trying to use her powers to See what’s in store, where she should go, what she should do. She’s still floating through Paradox Space, looking for Vriska, and as such she’s met with this... sort of internal dilemma. 

She knows, now, that the chances of her dying out here are high. She also knows that even if she does survive, she’s pretty much never going to see Vriska again anyway. She knows there’s a chance at a happier relationship with John, and that the only way she can get that is if she somehow manages to make a timeline where Meat and Candy merge together at once. 

So, she flies back. She manages to arrive on Earth C the day of John’s big decision, and interrupts him before he can go to the picnic. Through their dialogue, John gets it stuck in his head that, hey, there’s something BIGGER out here that you need to do, but you need to do that amazing thing again where you make a third Choice.

When John arrives at the picnic, he decides to eat some of the pumpkin instead - to which you might be thinking, what pumpkin? The one he put there, of course, using his retcon powers.

So we start on the Pumpkin timeline, written entirely in the 1st person narrative from John’s POV. It’s a completely biased interpretation of what’s going on, but it’s honest to John’s own thoughts and feelings, too, allowing everyone to act the way they usually would do without any influence, but still having a narrative touch. 

It shows John actively fighting to free the timeline from Dirk’s and Alternate Calliope’s narrative controls, those little hooks they’ve planted in it since time began, with a lot of back-and-forth as the two talk to John through the narration (which, he hears their voices as thoughts in his head). 

John attempts to free them both from their own biases and chains, encouraging Alternate!Calliope to leave the space she’s isolated herself in and join Earth C while convincing Dirk to undo the bullshit villain schtick he’s on (and that plot or no plot, there’s still a reason worth living for). 

It’d be a timeline filled with references back to original Homestuck (and funny quips from both Alternate!Calliope and Dirk along the way), a lot of morality discussion, plenty of theorising on narrative control and arcs and the placement of plot and fluff in a satisfying story, and have plenty of representation and romance and hints towards kids, too (such as nonbinary RoxyJaneCallie, DaveJadeKat, aromantic Jake, JohnDirk [because I couldn’t stop myself, honestly, with how their Classpects work so well hand in hand], and definitely RoseMary being the first to adopt a child that they absolutely do not call Vriska). 

It’d fill plotholes the fandom wants to be filled, and it’d have drama, of course, in the form of figuring out a way to destroy Lord English that doesn’t inherently lead to the Candy timeline. But it’d go back and forth between the heavy, plot-filled moments and the slower, relationship-based moments, with more humanising and development of Dirk and Alternate!Calliope and John as rounded characters.

That’s the best my tired mind can come up with right now. It’s something I’ve daydreamed about a lot, actually; how I’d rewrite Homestuck^2, or what my own ending to Homestuck would be using it as a foundation. I hope it makes sense! It’s a fun little thought experiment, honestly.

[floyd-le]

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