#[ + ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ; ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs

[storiesheard]

@unreliable-seance | a power-swap thing i guess??

five didn't... enjoy killing.

of course, he'd done a lot of it. but it was easier to ignore it all when he wasn't constantly being reminded of all of the literal murders he'd committed. it was hard to be reminded of it in the first place.

until he woke up and came face to face with one of his victims, that is.

frozen, shoulders locked in position as he'd been pushing himself upwards, five stares at the half-burnt face of a 28-year-old man -- Alexander Rostovna, a sales clerk, he'd been taken out so the rippling butterfly effect would set a few minor things back into place.

it wasn't just him -- more faces throughout the room that he recognized, more names passing through his mind. he began to retreat, eyes starting to glaze over until a scream sounded beside him, the same scream of the sixteen-year-old girl from another minor correction. her mouth didn't open.

five's stomach twisted and he threw off the covers, staggering out of the room and turning straight towards the bathroom as corrections flashed through his mind. a few gruesome details came to the front.

ugh, he was going to puke.

he made it to the bathroom just in time, slamming the door with enough force to make him nearly fall over. he took in a ragged breath, let one out. another scream sounded from down the hall.

[mcthersguilt]

everyone is drinking , the entire room abuzz with a life that she thought had died out years ago. excitement lives in the air and in the friendly hugs and shaking of hands. people are so anxious to see what's beyond the walls , and it manifests in drink after drink that's hastily swallowed. abby's had some , though not nearly as much as marcus. he's stumbling some , a little louder than usual , a little more forward  (  which is saying something  ) , but abby's not exactly one to complain.  no , not when he's towering over her , bending to capture her lips , aggressive with the way his tongue darts forward , wrestling with hers.  her hand rests upon his shoulder , a little more hesitant.  her inhibitions aren't nearly as affected as his.  not just yet. but it's affected her just enough that she doesn't care to push him away. she's not sure how long they've spent like that , kissing , but she's damn near forgotten that there's anyone else in the room.  when he pulls back , she can only ask for more. a hand rises to wipe her mouth , and her gaze drops , slightly sheepish.

she hears him the first time , but doesn't say anything. she's unsure how to respond at first , and chalks it up to the alcohol coursing through his veins. but then he moves closer , his breath hot upon her skin , and he repeats himself , emphasizes the statement.  heat rushes to her face and she flushes a brilliant shade of pink.  ❛  ——   marcus  ❜    she gasps , turning to offer him a wide-eyed gaze.  she smiles when she realizes no one has overheard.     a cautionary glance over her shoulder and she leans into him , her smaller height putting her lips just beneath his ear ,  ❛  why don't we get out of here and you can taste the rest of me... ?  ❜    @redempticnarc  (  x  )

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〔◌┆✎ 𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐌𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐈.◦〕

 -;┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ•••◣ 𝚁𝙿 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙶 | 𝙾𝙲 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝚄 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙻𝚈 | 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂, 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂, & 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚂 ◥ 

“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ɪᴛ, ʟɪᴠᴇꜱᴛᴏᴄᴋ? ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴛᴜʀʙꜱ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀɪʟ.”

↳↳ ⌠ 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚁𝚂, 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃 : 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙶 𝙸𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆. 𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴, 𝙸 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙰𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙴𝚂. ⌡

 ༑ ࿐ྂ•••◣ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ʀᴜᴋɪ. ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ, ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇs, ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ, ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ᴄᴅ's, ᴇᴛᴄ. ◥ 

↳↳ ⌠ 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 ⌡ -;┊

 ༑ ࿐ྂ•••◣ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ sʜᴏʀᴛ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ʀᴜᴋɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ɪɴ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴs. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ғᴏʀᴍ ɪɴ ᴀ 𝟻𝟶𝟶-𝟷,𝟶𝟶𝟶 ᴡᴏʀᴅ ғɪᴄ ᴏʀ sᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ sᴘᴇɴᴅ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴɪsʜ. ◥

"ʜᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴏʀ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ."

✎—❝ ʜᴀʀᴀssᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ, ᴍᴜsᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛʜɪs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ, ᴜɴᴡᴀʀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜsʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏssᴇssɪᴠᴇɴᴇss ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇs ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴜsᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴀɢs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛᴡ ᴏʀ ɴsғᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀsᴋs. ᴀʟʟ ɴsғᴡ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴀsᴋs, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴏғ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴜɴɢᴇᴏɴ. ᴍᴜᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɴsғᴡ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜᴋɪ'ꜱ ꜱ/ᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ɪɴ 2ɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ɴᴀʀʀᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ. ❞

✎—❝ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀsᴋ, sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ, ᴏʀ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ/ᴏʀ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ɴᴏ sᴘᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ. ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴏɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴍᴀɴʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ, sᴏ ɪ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴜʀɴᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ᴀʟʟ sʜɪᴘs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀᴜ’s ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ sᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs, ᴘᴏsᴛs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘ ɴᴀᴍᴇs ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴀɪᴅ, ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʀᴜᴋɪ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏғ ɪɴғɪᴅᴇʟɪᴛʏ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴛ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ᴀɴʏ ꜱʏᴍʙᴏʟ, ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ, ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ, ʀᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴇᴛᴄ. ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢɢᴇᴅ. ❞

✎—❝ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴅ ᴏʀ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴅɪsᴄᴜssɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʀᴜᴋɪ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏɴ ᴘᴀʀᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜs ᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ-ʟɪɴᴇʀs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀsᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ 𝟹𝟶𝟶-𝟻𝟶𝟶 ᴡᴏʀᴅ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ-ʟɪɴᴇʀ. ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, sᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ❞ 

✎—❝ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴘᴇʀ sᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴜᴋɪ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀᴅɪsᴛɪᴄ ɪɴ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪᴍ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ғᴇᴡ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs. ❞ 

✎—❝ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ =/= ᴍᴜsᴇ. ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ʀᴜᴋɪ’s ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ. ❞

✎—❝ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘɪʀɪᴛ. ᴀʟʟ ᴀsᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ. ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʀᴜᴋɪ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ! ❞

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╭──➭))  𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐍。。。 

│❝ 𝙹𝙰𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙴 ❞ 

│❝ 𝚂𝙷𝙴 | 𝙷𝙴𝚁 ❞ 

│❝ 𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚈-𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁 ❞ 

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[forcewoken-a-blog]

             IT’S A GUILT THAT EATS AWAY LIKE A BACTERIA ––– an everlasting presence she can’t shake , a chill that cuts to the bone . While she hadn’t been there to witness Luke’s passing the way she’d witnessed Han’s , she had FELT it in a way that was so painfully familiar ; she’s certain Leia had felt the same disturbance . Everything that had happened since she’d left Jakku had been because of the Resistance’s desperation to find LUKE SKYWALKER –––––––– now he was no more , but she refused to believe they could give up hope . 

            STILL , THERE’S A PAIN IN HER EYES as she regards Leia wearily , trembling hands clenched tightly around the Skywalker’s lightsaber . ❝ There’s MORE that I should have done ––– more that I could’ve done . ❞ 

&& @viresvoluntatis // starter call 

[kngchan]

「 @mxncasso  ↻ this and got a starter !!! 」

❝I hope you choke. Okay, no I don’t, that’s a little extreme. But shut up! ❞

[luculcnt]

“ the worst punishment for a parent is to bury their child. ” ( for sora )

the maternal trait never had its place in sora’s gene configuration ―  she can ACT friendly with children when the situation calls for this ( she puts on a lot of facades daily ), or when there is an ultimate outcome to benefit herself, but there is a sort of unpleasantry to being in their company. as a woman who is constantly focused on business, the innocence and naivety of children doesn’t APPEAL to her as these characteristics do with many. thus, a LACK of empathy is felt for these parents who must bury their off-spring young, but as with most things, sora will feign her own humanity with the perfectly posed expression and hand placed over her heart. ❝ isn’t that just awful ? parents should never out live their kids, that is god’s cruelest alternative. i wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy. are you a mother yourself ? ❞

[tcrroradius-a]

.・゜゜・　✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏᴏᴏ LIKE ᴛʜɪs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧　・゜゜・．

ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ ɪɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜ ANY ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs!!

                                        ♡        ♡        ♡        ♡

[herotried-a]

RULES

I know my rules list is long and scary, but I promise that I’m a really easy-going, shy bean. Most of this stuff is just basic etiquette stuff that gets ignored far too often.

SIDEBLOGS

ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs ( ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴍɪʟᴏ / @ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀʙʀᴄᴜɢʜᴛ ) ᴀʀᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴏɴ sɪᴅᴇʙʟᴏɢs ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʀᴘ ʙʟᴏɢ ʜᴜʙ, @ᴘᴏᴘᴛᴀʀᴛ-ʜᴜʙ. ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ! ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴏ I'ᴍ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴀsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴄʀᴇᴀsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡs.

PRIVATE

ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs. ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀɪɴ ʙʟᴏɢ, @ᴘᴏᴘᴛᴀʀᴛ-ʜᴜʙ ( ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴍɪʟᴏ / @ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀʙʀᴄᴜɢʜᴛ ), ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs. ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛs ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴘᴏsɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʀᴜʟᴇs.

SEMI-SELECTIVE

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ sᴇᴍɪ-sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʙʟᴏɢ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs ɪ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴀɪʀ ɢʟᴀɴᴄᴇ.

ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʙʟᴏɢ, ɪ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ:

ᴍᴀʀʏ-sᴜᴇ ᴏᴄs. (ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏᴄs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴏᴄs ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ! ɪᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ… ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ.)

ᴏᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇs.

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ɪ'ᴍ ᴜɴꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇs.

ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs.

ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ sᴛʏʟᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴇsʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪɴᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ. ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

LOW ACTIVITY

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴏɢs. ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴀᴍ sʟᴏᴡ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ, ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʟɪɴᴇ, ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ, ᴋᴀᴋᴀᴏ, sɴᴀᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, sᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs.

THE MUN IS AN IDIOT

ᴀs ꜰᴜɴ ᴀs ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ… ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ. sᴏʀʀʏ! ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜ, ᴛʀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴀʟsᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀs ʙᴇsᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ!

sᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄ ᴍᴜsᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs:

ꜰʀɪsᴋ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀsʟ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴀꜰ, ʜᴏʜ, ᴀ ᴄᴏᴅᴀ, ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴘʀᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴏʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴘʀᴇᴛ, ᴇᴛᴄ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴇᴀꜰ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsʟ ᴀs ᴀ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙʏ ɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴀɴ ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛ. ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ɪ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛ ᴀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɪɴ ᴏꜰ sᴀʟᴛ. ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴘᴏsɪᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴅ, ɪꜰ ɪ sᴀʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ! ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ! ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ!

ᴀʟꜰᴇɴᴅɪ: ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅɪssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴅɪsᴏʀᴅᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇs ᴏꜰ ᴅɪᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs. ᴅɪᴅ ɪs ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ᴅɪꜰꜰɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs.  ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ.

SMUT

ᴀs ᴏꜰ sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 29, 2018, ɪ ᴀᴍ 18 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ. sᴛɪʟʟ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ sᴍᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ.

MULTISHIP

ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ. ɪꜰ ɪ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜɪᴘ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs, ɪᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴꜰɪᴅᴇʟɪᴛʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ sʜɪᴘ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ sʜɪᴘ ɪs ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ. ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀsᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ. ɪɴꜰɪᴅᴇʟɪᴛʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀ ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ.

LIKING THREADS

ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ, ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀᴠᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀꜰᴛs. ɪꜰ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS / FIRST MEETS

ᴘʀᴇ-ᴇsᴛᴀʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs ᴀʀᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴊᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀᴡᴀʏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇs ɪᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ… ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴇɪɴ, ꜰɪʀsᴛ-ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ. ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ʏᴇᴀʜ?

STALKR

ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ɴᴏ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.

NO MUTUALS, NO PROBLEM

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ. ɪ'ʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 48 ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ, ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ! ɪ'ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

HATE

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴇ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅs, ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀ���ʀᴇᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs, ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs, ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴀᴄᴇ, sᴇx, sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏɴ, ᴄʟᴀss, ᴇᴛᴄ., ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏᴛ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ. ᴛʜɪs ɪs sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ ᴢᴏɴᴇ.

SENSITIVE TOPICS

ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴏᴜᴛᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɢᴏʀᴇ, ɪɴᴊᴜʀɪᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴇssᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ, ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛ.

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅs, ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʜɪʙɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ, ᴘᴇᴅᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ, sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇxᴇʀᴄɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜰᴜsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ/ᴏʀ ᴜsᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀʏ. ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ.

ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪ ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ. ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴡɪʟʟ-ʜᴜʀᴛ-ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ-ɪɴ-ʀᴇᴀʟ-ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴀᴜsᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ, sᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʟᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴊᴜʀʏ. ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜɴɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀʏ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ, ʏ'ʜᴇᴀʀ?

ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴅᴀʀᴋ sʜɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ꜰɪʀsᴛ. ɪᴛ’s ᴀ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴇs ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴘᴜʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ. <3

GODMODDING / GODMODING / POWERPLAY / AUTOHIT

ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ɪ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴅɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴏɴ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ. ʜᴇʏ, ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀssᴜᴍᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ɪꜰ ɪᴛ’s ꜰʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ.

REMINDERS

ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴍʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀssɪᴠᴇ-ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ.

LENGTH

ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ. ɪ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ, sᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏʀ ᴀs ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ.

MUN VS MUSE

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜsᴇ ᴜs ᴏʀ ᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀʟs. sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇs ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏs ɪ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴄᴇ-ᴠᴇʀsᴀ.

BLOG PASSWORDS

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴘᴀssᴡᴏʀᴅs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀɴxɪᴇᴛʏ ᴅᴏ ꜰʟɪᴘs. ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ, ɪ ᴍᴀʏ sᴇɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀssᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜰ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ.

ABOUT THE MUN

ʜɪ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴘᴏᴘᴛᴀʀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴘʏ. ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴘʏ, ᴛᴏᴏ!

ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏɴʙɪɴᴀʀʏ ( ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɢʏɴᴏᴜs ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ) ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs ᴇxᴄʟᴜsɪᴠᴇʟʏ.

ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ's sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 29, 2000, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ 18 ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ. sᴏ ʏᴇs, ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴘᴀss ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴍᴜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴀsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴏ-sᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴜᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀsᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ.

ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ 2011 ᴏʀ 2012 ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɴɪᴄʜᴇ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴜᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ᴍʏ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ꜰᴏʀᴜᴍs", ʟɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ's ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sɪᴛᴇ, "ᴍʏ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs". ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀɢᴇs. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴡɪʟᴅ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ... ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʜᴀɪʀ.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ʀᴜʟᴇs, ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.

[storiesheard]

@traumaetic | five has no chill

“ you don’t know shit, actually, but i’ll let you believe that. “ diego is so wrong, since five would absolutely jump at the chance to stab one of his siblings, considering that they’re all such pains in the ass - especially when they decide to fucking interrogate him about things he’d rather not talk about. “ i’ve been killing people for fifteen years, i could mop the floor with you using my bare hands. just leave me alone, for fuck’s sake. you’re almost as bad as klaus with all of these questions. “

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Murphy’s Law

FOREWARD

I am not Milo Murphy, nor am I D.an Povenmire, "S.wampy" Marsh, or on the M.ilo M.urphy's L.aw staff. I do not and do not claim to own Milo or M.ilo M.urphy's L.aw. I am not Corey F.ogelmanis, and I do not claim to be him. My interpretation of Milo is purely for fun, with no copyright infringement or other theft intended. If this blog is ever viewed by any of the staff: I love and admire you so much, and I am extremely sorry for and embarrassed by the existance of this blog.

~ ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴇᴛɪǫᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴇs ~

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW

ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ - ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ʙʟᴏɢ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs. sᴏ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛʏ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪʟᴏ ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴏɴ.

sᴇᴍɪ-sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ - ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs, ᴍᴀʀʏ-sᴜᴇ-ɪsʜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs, ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇs, ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs. ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ. ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ “ɴᴏɴ-sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ”.

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ - ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍɪʟᴏ ɪɴ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴꜰɪᴅᴇʟɪᴛʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ (ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪsᴇ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴᴘᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ).

sғᴡ - ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ. ‘ɴᴏᴜɢʜ sᴀɪᴅ.

ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ - ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ. ɪ ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ's ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴛᴇxᴛ. ɪ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ's ᴜʀʟs. ɪ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴄᴏɴs. ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ sᴘᴀᴄɪɴɢ, sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴇxᴛ, ᴏʀ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇx ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ. ɪ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴄᴇssɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴀᴛ ʀɪsᴋ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄɪᴢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴘᴀʟ.

ᴀᴄᴄᴇssɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ - ᴀᴄᴄᴇssɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ɪs ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴇʟʟsɪᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇsᴛʀɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴs. ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴀs ᴀᴄᴄᴇssɪʙʟᴇ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴀʟ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ, ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ 100x100 ɪᴄᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴘᴏsᴛs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀɢᴇs. 

ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’s ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀғᴛs. ɪғ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, ɪᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀғᴛs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏsᴛ ɪᴛ. ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ.

ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs. - ᴘʀᴇ-ᴇsᴛᴀʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs ᴀʀᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴊᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀᴡᴀʏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇs ɪᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ... ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴇɪɴ, ꜰɪʀsᴛ-ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ. ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ʏᴇᴀʜ?

ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴏꜰꜰ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ - ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ. sᴏʀʀʏ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ/ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ/ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ! ɪ ᴀssᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs 100% ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴅ ᴀsᴀᴘ.

sᴛᴀʟᴋʀ - ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ sᴛᴀʟᴋʀ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇs. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ! ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴍʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ sᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪᴄ sᴛᴜꜰꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴜs.

ɪ'ʟʟ ᴜɴꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ. - ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀsʜ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʙʟᴏɢs ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 48 ʜᴏᴜʀs. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ɴᴏ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇs! ɪ'ʟʟ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

RULES

01. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ. ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴs ɪ ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ sᴍᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ, ɴᴏʀ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ. ɪ ᴛᴜʀɴ 18 sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 29, 2018 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ sᴍᴜᴛ. ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴍɪʟᴏ ɪs 14 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ. ʏᴀ ɴᴀsᴛɪᴇs.

02. ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ʀᴀᴄɪsᴛs, ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ᴛᴇʀғs, ɴᴀᴢɪs, ᴀʙʟᴇɪsᴛs, xᴇɴᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ᴀɴᴛɪsᴇᴍᴇᴛɪᴄs, ᴇᴛᴄ. ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɢᴇᴛ ᴏғғ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ.

03. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀғᴇ. ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ.

04. ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴅᴅɪɴɢ.

05. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪᴋᴇs, sᴘᴀᴍ, ᴇᴛᴄ. ɪғ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ sᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀғᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ.

06. ᴀʙɪᴅᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏʜɪʙɪᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪsᴛs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏɪɴɢ.

07. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀsᴋʙʟᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪʟᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ sᴇɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜɴᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs.

08. ɴᴏ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ. ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇssᴇs ᴜᴘ ᴍʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ɪᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ.

09. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴇɴsᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ. ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ ɪs ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs.

10. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.

11. ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ. ɪ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢɪɴɢ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴛɪᴍɪᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜɪs.

12. ᴍᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴇǫᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴜsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴍᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏʀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs.

13. ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ɪᴄᴏɴs, ɪ ʜᴀɴᴅᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴄᴏɴs ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙʏ ᴍᴇ.

14. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ’s ʟᴀᴡ ɪs ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴍᴇ, ᴍɪʟᴏ ɪs ᴀғғʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇʜᴍʟ. ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ’s ʟᴀᴡ ɪs ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍɪʟᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴀsᴇs, ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴇᴇᴍɪɴɢʟʏ ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴀᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ.

15. ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ.

16. ɪ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ.

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ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴜʟᴇ🇸‌ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’🇸‌ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢ🇸‌ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴄʟᴀʀɪғʏ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ 🇸‌ᴜʀᴇ!  

ᴛʜɪ🇸‌ ʙʟᴏɢ ɪ🇸‌ ᴍᴀɪɴʟʏ ʙᴀ🇸‌ᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ 🇲‌🇴‌🇻‌🇮‌🇪‌🇸 ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ🇸‌. ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ 🇸‌ᴀʏ ɪ ғʀᴀɴᴋᴇɴ🇸‌ᴛᴇɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴀ🇸‌ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ.  

🇯‌🇦‌🇲‌🇪‌🇸‌‌ ʜᴀ🇸‌ ᴍᴀɴʏ ғᴀᴜʟᴛ🇸‌ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇ🇸‌ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜɪ🇸‌ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ɪ🇸‌ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʜᴇ’🇸‌ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ.  

ɪ’ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴜ🇸‌, ᴄʀᴏ🇸‌🇸‌ᴏᴠᴇʀ🇸‌, ᴏᴄ🇸‌, ʙᴀ🇸‌ɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ’ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ! ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴏᴄ🇸‌ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏᴄ🇸‌!  

ɪ ᴍᴏ🇸‌ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴀᴍ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ 🇸‌ʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪ🇸‌ᴛʀʏ ɪ🇸‌ ʀɪɢʜᴛ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ 🇸‌ᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴏғғ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴇ🇽‌ɪ🇸‌ᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ🇸‌ʜɪᴘ, ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ 🇸‌ʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇ🇸‌🇸‌ᴀɢᴇ.  

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ🇸‌ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ, ɪғ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ🇸‌ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟ🇸‌ᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜ🇸‌ʟʏ ɪ ᴀʟ🇸‌ᴏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴍɪᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ɪ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ.  

ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴍᴜ🇸‌ᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴀɢᴇ 🇸‌ᴏ ɴ🇸‌ғᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇ🇸‌ᴇɴᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴡᴀʀᴇ, ᴍʏ 🇸‌ᴋɪʟʟ🇸‌ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʀᴀɴᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ ʙɪᴛ ʀᴜ🇸‌ᴛʏ.  

ɪɴ🇸‌ᴇʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴅᴅɪɴɢ ʀᴜʟᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ᴊᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ 🇸‌ᴀʏ ɪ🇸‌ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴍᴇ🇸‌🇸‌ᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. ɪғ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ🇸‌ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ʟᴇᴛ’🇸‌ ᴛᴀʟᴋ! ɪ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜ🇸‌ʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ🇸‌ᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜ🇸‌ᴇ ɪ🇸‌ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀғᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴏ🇸‌ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴡɪɴ, ɪᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅ🇸‌ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ 🇸‌ɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.  

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ🇸‌ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀ🇸‌ᴏɴ? ʜᴇʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʜ! ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ? ᴅᴏᴇ🇸‌ɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ!  ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ғɪʀ🇸‌ᴛ 🇸‌ᴏ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ 🇸‌ᴀʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴍᴇ🇸‌🇸‌ᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜ🇸‌ᴇ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴍᴏ🇸‌ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴏʀ ɪ ᴍɪ🇸‌🇸‌ᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴᴏᴛɪғɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. 

 ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʀᴀᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ🇸‌ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ. ʀᴘ ғᴏʟᴋ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ🇸‌ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ. ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪɴ🇸‌ᴛᴇᴀᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ! ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀ🇸‌ᴋ, ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ ʜᴜɴɢʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ🇸‌ᴋ🇸‌ <𝟹  

ʟᴇᴛ’🇸‌ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ🇸‌ ᴀ🇸‌ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀ🇸‌ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ🇸‌ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏғ ᴜ🇸‌. 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ🇸‌ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ᴅᴇ🇸‌ᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀ��ʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ🇸‌! ɪғ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ɪ🇸‌ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅᴇ🇸‌ᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ, 🇸‌ʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇ🇸‌🇸‌ᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɴᴇ🇽‌ᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ɪғ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ғɪ🇽‌ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴀ!

 ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ғᴀɴᴄʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏɢ ɪ🇸‌, ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴍʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ🇸‌ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜ🇸‌ᴇ ғᴀɴᴄʏ ᴛᴇ🇽‌ᴛ, ɢɪғ🇸‌, ɪᴄᴏɴ🇸‌, ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ🇸‌ ᴏʀ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇᴀᴠɪʟʏ ғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ 🇸‌ᴛʏʟᴇ ɪ🇸‌. ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀ🇸‌ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀ🇸‌ ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ🇸‌ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇ🇽‌ᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴇ🇽‌ᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ. ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ 🇸‌ᴛᴜғғ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴘᴇʀ🇸‌ᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀ 🇸‌ᴛɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀ🇸‌ɪᴄ🇸‌ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴏʟᴅ, ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴄ🇸‌, ᴄʀᴏ🇸‌🇸‌ᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟɪɴᴇ🇸‌ ᴀ🇸‌ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀ🇸‌ ᴘɪᴄ🇸‌, ɪᴄᴏ🇸‌ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴄᴀ🇸‌ɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɢɪғ.  

ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄɪᴛᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғʀᴇ🇴‌̨ᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ🇸‌ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪ🇸‌ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ. ɪ🇸‌ ɪᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ, ᴀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ, ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ? ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ🇸‌ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇғʀᴇ🇸‌ʜ ᴍʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇ🇸‌ ʜᴀʜᴀ. ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏ🇸‌ 🇸‌ᴛᴀʀᴛ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏᴏ, ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ.  

ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇ🇽‌ᴀᴄᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʏᴇᴛ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ. ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ 🇸‌ᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍʏ🇸‌ᴇʟғ.  

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ🇸‌ ᴍʏ🇸‌ᴇʟғ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ. ɪғ ɪ ᴍɪ🇸‌🇸‌ ᴀ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴘʟᴇᴀ🇸‌ᴇ ᴍᴇ🇸‌🇸‌ᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ🇸‌ ᴊᴜ🇸‌ᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴄᴏɴ🇸‌ɪᴅᴇʀ ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ🇸‌ᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇғʀᴀɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴇʟʟʙᴇɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ🇸‌ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜ ᴅᴇ🇸‌ᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴅɪ🇸‌ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ🇸‌ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɪɴᴅ🇸‌. ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪ🇸‌ ғɪɴᴇ ᴀ🇸‌ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀ🇸‌ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’🇸‌ ɴᴏ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜ ᴅᴇ🇸‌ᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴇᴅ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ🇸‌ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ🇸‌. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ.  

Sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴏᴏᴄ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ! I’ᴍ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ I ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀꜱꜱᴜᴍᴇ I’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ! Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴡɪꜱʜ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Jᴀᴍᴇꜱ (Cᴏᴍᴍᴏᴅᴏʀᴇ, Dᴇᴄᴋᴀɴᴅ, Aᴅᴍɪʀᴀʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ) ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪғʏ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ!

[kngchan]

「 @wangxlxgy​  ↻ this and got a starter !!! 」

❝Okay, but, consider this: me sneaking out to meet you in the park so we can get ice cream.. sounds nice, huh?❞ 

[luculcnt]

“ she figured it out. ” ( for seulgi )

seulgi has mastered the art of remaining composed under fire and immediate threats to her coven. one might wonder: how much DANGER can a single average girl impose to a pack of witches ? the two of them clearly possess the advantage of STRENGTH, power and ability, but as the supreme, she has never been the type of leader to trust the very species that has hunted them persistently for centuries. especially the kind keen to GOSSIP. word spreads, and soon enough, close friends and relatives are diminished to mere piles of ash, scattered by the gusts of wind across open fields. GONE. she has witnessed it happen once, never again. ❝ we start moving east tonight. ❞  a firm decision is made in seconds, but her tone softens just a tad as her eyes meet the woman beside her. a companion.   ❝  i could use your help, ianthina. you will be safer if you stick with us. i have a secret weapon who can ELIMINATE our problem, and when successful we may return, but we do not take risks. it is not worth the survival of our kind. will you join us ? ❞

[ofbvstards]

tag dump !!

[agntthompson]

tag dump !!

[claraskent]

tag dump for clara kent !!