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[ anyway, ]

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[ zagreus is so pretty ]

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[ well. consider this a permanente starter call!  like this post if you’re okay with me:

send memes

send unprompted IC stuff

dashcom? 

perhaps chat a bit???

just to make things a little less Awkward for me fandmsg ]

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[ im afk until the 26th but :) ]

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[ there we go hephaestus and asterius are here now ill add the about later ]

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[on one hand i have a big craving for angst and violence........ on the other i wanna make my muses Horny

truly, these are first world problems]

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@caustixsoul​: ❤💙 [ ship talk ; ACCEPTING ]

❤ Any OTPs in your fandom you’d like to RP?

[ i mean........... theszag is Very Good......... and so is zagdusa......... and thinking about my muses, here, i’m super glad i get to play Funny Little Persephone Is In Love With Her Husband ok,,,,,,, theyre Good ]

💙 Any OTP in your fandom you’d rather have be a BROTP?

[ i thought about this for a loooong while but then i realized that, hey! it doesn’t ask me about a muse i play, so it’s free real estate

...i dont like romantic thanzag nasdmfg LIKE!!! their friendship grew on me, i really like them as bros despite not being into thanatos NEARLY as much as literally everyone else seems to be, but i can’t bring myself to like the idea of them smooching ]

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[ ok but for real.. what if..............

greek baths in elysium

Consider ]

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[ hottest take greatest idea: heracles but he’s even more of an ass than theseus ]

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[ THESEUS WITH GUNS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IDK ]

( source )

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[ nora pointed a gun at me until i gave hephaestus another shot ]

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[ok funny question of the day: you eat your own healthbar

does it hurt or does it heal you]

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[ dont make me write rules about oversexualizing my muses anons i swear to god :) ]

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@goldenornstein​: 🍵 about hades rpc (which I know nothing about lol) [ mun salt ; ACCEPTING ]

[ no big salt if not that it misses THE most important character absolute love of my life and im NOT ok with this

where the fuck is my emotional support bull :( ]

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[ list of greek myth characters who have NO rights:

zeus

heracles

thats it ]

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[ god i just remembered about that time i reached theseus and he straight up was just ]