#[🐻] mr. roboto

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typical workplace shenanigans

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"I will find you again..."

"...I will see you in another life... when we are both cats."

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its late. theyll never catch you shit posting

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You met me at a very strange time in my life.

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this gif has me thinking what if he did this to you but because you have short hair he either makes you end up looking like a 90's troll doll or gives you tiny spiked hair horns 💭💭💭

JEN.......I AM GOING INSANE THISIS MAKING ME CRAZYYYYY AUDSHGSIDHG!!!! i dropped everything to doodle this HWHAJD

that gif comes from an extra on the season 2 DVD where charles gets drunk w the boys and its probably my fav extra on all of the DVDs like CMONNN ITS SO CUTE here it is if you/anyone reading hasnt seen it before I ADORE IT

he is so cuteness to me THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS IDEA IN MY BRAIN. IT WILL NEVER LEAVE

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⋆ lola/bug ⋆ 9teen ⋆ commissions ⋆

howdy & welcome to my self ship blog! i have a handful of main f/os but im primarily fixated on my f/os from metalocalypse & venture bros!! they mean the world to me!!!! im absolutely obsessed with them lmao ^_^ that being said im uncomfortable with sharing them romantically, please dni if you ship with them! thank you!!

i tend to hop around when it comes to my fixations , but my primary ones are metalocalypse/dethklok, venture bros, the saw franchise, evil dead, horror movies in general, scott pilgrim, the spiderverse movies, and south park!

outside of movies/shows,, im absolutely obsessed with music !!! my first love was the 70s / 80s / 90s [metal/punk/post punk/goth/new wave] so im just totally obsessed with those eras, but i love all sorts of music ^_^

please read through my tag list/dni before following me!!! thank u and i hope u have a lovely day!! <3

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@pinkdinkydoon DREW LOFFDENSEN AND I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STOP STARING AT IT PLS GIVE THEM A FOLLOW IF YOU ARENT ALREADY !!!!! 💕💕💕

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things ive been doodling recently that i dont feel is good enough for their own separate posts BUT YEAHHH the first drawings of loffdensen + lickles !! MY LOVES also some lil tokis i love him dearly

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hes so annoying

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LOLAAAA SHOW EVERYBODY THE NEW PICS OF YOUR HUSBAND PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEE

IWILL KILL YOU

Ok.

so babyklok's first show was tonite in houston... ahh

the, the,,, he, hh

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charles would love this song & love ELO.....TEARS IN MY EYES

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dear maria count me in, ain't it fun, and bring me to life for ur choice!! :3

HI HELLO THANK YOU!!!! :,-D for this....ill do mr CFO himself... charles offdensen !!! tehe thank u again :,-) pls enjoy this gif of him ... "rapping"..............

🍷 DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN :: What’s your s/i’s relationship like with this character?

we have a looong slow burn, starting with becoming his assistant -- and for anyone unfamiliar with the series -- that means i was a klokateer, meaning i had my identity erased + am permitted to wear a hood [like this] ... so he genuinely knows nothing about me at the start aside from the number i was assigned once i got the job ... which makes it even more interesting once things from my past do come up, and he comes to find out im a lot more intertwined in the narrative than he'd ever thought .... HMMMMM.... but yes we do fall in love and kiss HAHJASD

🍷 AIN’T IT FUN :: When in canon does your s/i come in? Do they play a certain role in the plot?

thats a hard question to answer because im still plotting out specifics, though i have the major bullet-points down ^_^ so i dont have an EXACT answer but i want to say halfway through... season 1? because narratively its important im present for the s1 finale yk? dont quote me on that though, like i said very up in the air -- my next move is to bullet point all the episodes and figure out the timeline so i can insert fake episodes that hint at my backstory, so theres proper build up for the big NO WAY hypothetical "reveal" as if my lore was canon YOU KNOW AHJHFDS im crazy i think

🍷 BRING ME TO LIFE :: What’s the one thing that your s/i deeply regrets more than anything else? Was it something they did? Or was it something they didn’t do?

OHHH VERY HARD QUESTION bc i think there are a handful of things, but the main one is not helping pickles sooner as kids? LET ME EXPLAIN-- i know we're talkin' abt charles here but even in the timeline where loffdensen becomes canon, pickles is important to my insert lore ^_^

idk if this needs a content/trigger warning but i do briefly touch on a**ction / a*use / n*gl*ct in the below segment!!! nothing graphic, just generally kinda heavy subject matter

so, in my canon pickles and i grew up as neighbors and were close from day 1, meaning i knew about the ab*se/n*gl*ct caused by his parents-- but we always had each other ... i was there for him yk

but in rehabklok we find out his first drink was when he was 6, and i think as his a**iction gradually spiraled as he grew into his teen years, resulting in him keeping more things from me and generally distancing himself from me :-( so i think when he was kicked out [presumably at age 16-17, unsure if we have a canon age for when this happened, i just remember he was a teenager] he fully cut me out -- not because of anything i did, he just wasnt in the right emotional/mental place to accept help because he was angry and hurting ... and spiraling into a world of a**iction as i said :-( i think id carry the burden of the idea that maybe if i had found a way to help him sooner he wouldnt have gone down that path, even though logically i knew that wasnt true bc we were both just kids who only had one another looking out for each other -- and i tried in smaller ways but he already felt too far away for me to reach yk DONT WORRY all this gets resolved in my canon and things are good -- if anyone is kind enough to read all this and wants to know more id love to answer any questions anyone happens to have !!!! anyone taking any ounce of interest in my writing means the universe to me and even that is an understatement DSFHJSJHD SO THANK U

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erm im being really cringe and allowing myself to gush publicly usually im too embarrassed but i cant contain it any longer

GUYS I AM NOT FUCKING SURVIVING AUGUST 22nd PLEASHBDjDHBfjkshdbfjksdhbf THE CLIPS ARE KILLING ME I CANT SURVIVE A WHOLE ASS MOVIE OF THIS

CHARLES...........PICKLES...............AOSfduiASIDFhasiu#h32iu4hiu34hi!""?!?!??!?

the fact they released two clips today and one has a lot of charles lines and the other has a lot of pickles lines....GOODBYE the face hold. the fact he slapped his hands together onto nathans face hes so unserious HJJHBEWJHBA ALSO THE CHANGE IN PICKLES' EXPRESSION WHEN NATHAN OPENED THE DOOR PLS....

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i want... i... i um

i dont feel normal

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FOR THE AMV ASK GAME 😏😏😏 Hot Mess, Everytime We Touch (can be either lickles or loffdensen OR BOTH 😁), and All The Things She Said? :)) 💗💗

HIII MIA ILY HELLO :-] erhh im in a loffdensen mindset today so i will go w him AHH heres a gif of the both of them though ^_^

🍷 HOT MESS :: Excluding your main f/o(s) you already ship with your s/i, is there any other characters from the source that would have a crush/romantic feelings for your s/i? Or, alternately, has your s/i been with anyone else before your f/o(s)?

uhhhh ... mia you already know all about this but uh.......... in my canon magnus and i dated and he just ... is forever obsessed.... just destiny/the prophecy never being in his favor things !!! but in all serious there is so much lore there...like... so. so much. DHFSJH i have a handful of drawings abt it its just none of them are finished...

but yes we met right after he was kicked out of dethklok and he never lets go >_>

🍷 EVERYTIME WE TOUCH :: How would your s/i describe your f/o? How would your f/o describe your s/i?

me describing charles > "Oh lord, where do I begin with that fool. He's silly! Sillier than he'd like to admit, that's one thing I really love about him. You think he's this uptight, business dude, but man. He's got some good impressions under his belt! Like... Facebones. Heh heh. I love that side of him, I love that he can make me laugh so easily. I love everything about him, honestly. The way he insists on doing skincare every morning and night with me, the way he always asks what I'm drawing when he sees me working on something new, the way his hands look. I've got it bad, don't know if it was obvious or anything. Dude's just okay I guess, heh heh."

charles describing me > "There was always something about her, you know...? Ah, the way she looks when she's focused. When she, ah, plays with her lip piercing when she's lost in thought. The way she lights up when she looks at me. I, ah, could... go on. The list is quite endless if I had to name everything I adore about her; But, ah, her fashion and the way she carries herself is a big one. To say she has a knack for enchanting me with every small mannerism would be an embarrassing understatement. I really love her... I love her a lot."

🍷 ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID :: If your character was a part of the original media they’re an insert for, how would the fandom treat them? How would they treat the ship?

in all honesty i think if i was canon in the mtl universe id be hit or miss with fans HDSFHJ unsure how to pinpoint why id think that -- i just think my writing is wayyy too dramatic and self indulgent BUT MAYBE IM WRONG im overly critical maybe people would think im girlboss idk HAJHDS BUT UHH i think people would like loffdensen :-] perhaps !! idk!!! i think its silly and i love a long ass slowburn the tropes like OHH BUT THE ODDS ARE AGAINST THEMMM...OHH ITS UNPROFESSIONAL.... but also like... destiny/the prophecy plays a big factor in it too so its like OOO AAA HDSHJ I DONT KNOW im a crazy person man

........ bonus magnus gif ........ he sucks [i am incredibly emotionally attached to my own fanon version of him]

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ask box tag >> # [🗯] asks.txt

misc. comfort characters tag >> # lolas comfort corner.exe

my crush tag >> # crush.txt

♡ self ship tags ♡

˚₊‧🩸 MAIN F/Os ‎♡‧₊˚

♡🗃️ charles foster offdensen > metalocalypse [7.7.23] > loffdensen ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🍷♡

personal tag ; # [🐻] mr. roboto

ship tag ; # [🐻🤍🦇] do you believe in love

♡🥁 pickles the drummer > metalocalypse [7.17.23] > lickles ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🐙♡

personal tag ; # [🐙] kill you

ship tag ; # [🐙🤍🦇] somewhere only we know

♡🌈 toki wartooth > metalocalypse [7.20.23] > lotooth ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🐰♡

personal tag ; # [🌸] cant hug every cat

ship tag ; # [🌸🤍🦇] always

♡🚬 magnus hammersmith > metalocalypse [7.30.23] > lohammer ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🥃♡

personal tag ; # [🚬] revenga

ship tag ; # [🚬🤍🦇] she's like heroin

♡🦋 malcom fitzcarraldo the monarch > venture bros [7.30.23] > lolarch ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ☕♡

personal tag ; # [🦋] never let me down again

ship tag ; # [🦋🤍🦇] lovesong

♡🌸pete white > venture bros [7.30.23] > pinkline ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 📻♡

personal tag ; # [🥼] telecommunication

ship tag ; # [🥼🤍🦇] game shows touch our lives

♡🩸 ash williams > evil dead [11.11.21] > ashlo ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🪓♡

personal tag ; # [🐨] november rain

ship tag ; # [🐨🤍🦇] i was made for lovin’ you

˚₊‧🩸 Romantic F/Os ‎♡‧₊˚

♡⚙️ mark hoffman > the saw franchise [11.12.22] > loffman ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ⛓️♡

personal tag ; # [⚙️] divine

ship tag ; # [⚙️🤍🦇] die with me

♡🪲 lawrence "beetlejuice" shoggoth > beetlejuice [11.2.22] > bugjuice ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive🕸️♡

personal tag ; # [🪲] no one lives forever

ship tag ; # [🪲🤍🦇] under my skin

♡⚫ jonathan ohnn / the spot > spiderverse [12.3.23] > lospot ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ⚪♡

personal tag ; # [🐼] eyes without a face

ship tag ; # [🐼🤍🦇] this is a life

that being said, i DO have a couple other romantic f/os scattered across my blog, but the ones listed here are very special to me !!!! i kind of take it on a case by case basis, but please dni if you ship with my metalocalypse/venture f/os/ash williams romantically! thank you!

FAMILIAL / PLATONIC ✿

⛓️ metalocalypse / dethklok ;

[MY FOUND FAMILY FOR REAL I LOVE THEM tho nathan and i are half-siblings in my canon lmao... ALSO ROCKSO IS MY PROBLEMATIC BESTIE I HATE HIM IM SORRY]

mtl insert tag - # [🦇] living dead girl

general mtl/dethklok tag - # [⛓️] go forth and die

skwisgaar skwigelf - # [❄️] wolf moon

william murderface - # [🍖] caught in a mosh

nathan explosion - # [🐋] hammer smashed face

dr. rockso - # [🤡] eyes of a panther

dick knubbler - # [💽] on the outside

🦋 venture bros ;

i still have so much lore to develop, but i know i am deeply involved with all these bitches. in early seasons, i live with pete & billy, and this is how i grow close with the venture family (in my lore, i meet pete in college, therefore meet all the fellas in college -- though after this, i choose to go with pete, and we meet billy together). shit gets more complex with my insert living a double life of scientist's assistant, to illegal villainy. the villainy aspect gets me familiar with the monarch crew. without revealing too much here, sheila grows to be a big sister figure, and gary is my BESTIE!!!!!!

general venture tag - # [🌐] space oddity

venture insert tag - # [🎪] dirty business

hank venture / dermott fictel - # [🍔] dare to be stupid

dean venture - # [🧸] teardrop

rusty venture - # [🧪] my alcoholic friends

brock - # [🍺] ramble on

dr. girlfriend/sheila - # [💄] sleep to dream

henchman 21 gary fischer - # [🐻] keep feeling (fascination)

billy quizboy - # [⚗️] bizarre love triangle

orpheus - # [🔮] bela lugosi's dead

⚙️saw ;

[the jigsaw family goes insane.... in my canon, amanda is my twin sister -- john/lawrence/adam fall under the found family trope and uh..........strahm and i have history.........theres a lot of lore there]

general saw tag - #[🩸] terrible lie

insert tag - #[🔪] strawberry gashes

peter strahm - #[���] people are strange

amanda young - #[🐷] 7 words

john kramer - #[♟️] symphony of destruction

adam faulkner-stanheight - #[🎞️] how soon is now?

lawrence gordon - #[🎲] wave of mutilation

is it obvious im a sucker for the found family trope ... *cough*

as a side note , i have other fixations & media i insert myself into -- this tag list is to showcase what im fixated on at the current moment just to keep things organized :-)

if you ever feel like chatting, PLEASE feel free to shoot me an ask or a dm!!!! dont be shy!!! i love chatting and making friends/mutuals, so i would LOVE to meet you!!!! but anywayz, thank you kindly for reading! have a lovely day!!! ^_^