#{★’sukes rants★}

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Sometimes I forget why I find Hobie so hot then look him up on Pinterest to find

I wish British ppl were real

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SILLYYYYYYGHHVBB

Extras👇

When I saw my dad was by the store with him

“I’m not autistic, I just yippee a lot”

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Silly performance on the plane

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Spiderverse of autism

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He’s the only reason why I’m bi

Original post :3

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“I’ve literally seen gay porn less erotic”

So everyone and their mom agrees that the Honda odyssey scene was supposed to represent gay sex right

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I wanna cry rn

Anyway

★“Buckaroo”

☆ Imagine Calling Hobie buckaroo? Me and a friend talking about ‘buckaroo’ as a pet name

★ I joked about it being ‘moanable’ and thought of this little silly scenario with Hobarthalamew

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Just some smut but gets silly so idc who reads it, not proofread tho

Gender neutral like always

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Getting at it, late on the houseboat and the bed creaking with each one of his thrusts. Your back on the bed as he kept hold of you with his hands switching from your hips and waist.

You remember something you read online about someone moaning a bad pet name during intimacy, which lead to this.

“F-fuck! Buckaroo! Just like that!” You couldn’t hold back your grin as you said this, Hobie pausing his movements halfway to look at you bewildered.

“..wha’.. what the ‘ell?” He giggled to which you laughed along, unable to hold it in due to the amusement of his reaction.

“What? I thought it was cute.” You giggled in response, wrapping your arms around his neck which made him smile and peck your lips.

“Cute if you were some true blue American.” He chuckled softly.

It were moments like these that solidified the relationship more than Hobie’s erection, the ability to play small harmless jokes that ease the intense environment.

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*cries in single asf*

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In character as my PFP while matching with my pookie like 😈

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"I'm written by a man" "I'm written by a woman"

I'm written by a teenage girl who's sorry if there are errors in her fic because english isn't her first language

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I’m making a Hobie edit because the fandom is dead and I swear I creamed when he joked about the go home machine

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Hobie the type of guy to clean his room and get distracted by what he finds (he’s also wearing a ‘slut’ tanktop)

@theratthatgotyeeted PSPSPSPSPSPSPS (idek if you like my Hobie art 😭)

Speed draw 👇👇

As yall can prolly tell, I had no clue what I was doing

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Who here likes falsettos the musical

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it’s MY BIRTHDAYSHSHHDHDH

omg I’m old now

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I’ve only had my spiderpunk plush for 2 days and he already has been cried into several times

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Who else is traumatized and almost cries when you’re in a car near the neighborhood you were abused because you were triggered?

No? Just me?

alright then-

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The urge to rewrite what I’ve made in part three of what’s in a name just to add this trope