#ˋˏ mimi talks 😗 ˎˊ

[luv-gin]

okay i’m convinced gojo would act like the adopted child of geto and y/n, just like the tiktok trend — “mama y papa”

the door opens and the stillness of the room transforms to accommodate the boisterous personality of the gojo satoru. your eyes move from scanning the tv mindlessly to wracking over gojo to ensure he was physically fine, a habit you developed from a certain incident; geto halts his reading to groan at the blob that threw itself on your bed.

“satoru, what are you doing here?” geto asks, irritation peeking through his tone as the man over 6’ wiggled his way in between you two—he couldn’t deny the relief that gojo made it back well in one piece however.

“i just came from a mission, i need my cuddles.” gojo pouts, your fingers already make their way to his hair and scratch lightly at his scalp.

“go cuddle your stuffed toys.” geto retorts as he goes back to reading.

a gasp escapes your lips as you pull gojo closer to your body, wrapping your arms around his shoulder as he slings his arm around your waist "be nice, you heard he just came from a mission."

geto rolls his eyes at your sudden solidarity as you cuddled into and cooed at the large manchild, a little smile painted his lips at your interaction however as warmth filled his chest. sometime later he threw a package of sweets at gojo whilst the two of you focused on the tv once again, held in each others embrace and whispering about the series you started together as to avoid disrupting getos reading.

[mistress-riddle]

ever read a tom fic and you’re like ‘omg he’s how doing exactly what the reader wants, that’s insane⁉️’ and then you clock that he can read minds???

[jaerang]

hey guys, i know most of you have seen the wreckage happening in palestine right now (and for the past 75 years tbh). i would like to ask of you to please take a few seconds of your time to click on the link below and help even a little please. it is absolutely sickening the way palestinian lives are being treated and most of the people in power are turning a blind eye as history repeats itself by the hands of the previous victims.

just a reminder that hamas ≠ equal palestinians and being pro-israel = pro genocide. don’t let the shit show you on media fool you, it is all propaganda and catered to make the israelis look like the victims and the palestinians as barbarians. remember, one side has the allegiance of powerful nations, an army and extensive weaponry whereas the other have nothing.

[jaenrang]

it’s a good day today guys, @maeby-cursed followed me back 😖🥳

[mimi-reblogs]

ATTENTION‼️

quick heads up to all my followers, all my works will be posted on my blog @mistress-riddle so don’t worry about it possibly being published by anyone else, it’s just me and make sure to go and follow that account :)

accounts of mine to follow :

kpop @jaerang

anime @luv-gin

harry potter and peaky blinders @mistress-riddle

[luv-gin]

babygirls (but they’re also big beefy men who can easily pick you up and manhandle you the way they want 🤭🤭)

[mistress-riddle]

105 years ago daddy came back from the war 💋💋

[mistress-riddle]

tommy speaking loudly in the library is just so in character of him, he's just annoying like that 🙄

[mistress-riddle]

petition to have a fic where tom is a single dad and has to take care of this little baby who copies his every action and makes it 10x cuter.

[jaerang]

happy birthday to my funny valentine 💕💕

[jaerang]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋.

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐈𝐋 : £12 per hour. such a chill guy who’d sing to me and teach me how to cook his favourite things. he’s so easy going and funny, i think i’d be cracking up the whole time.

𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 : £20 per hour. the mood swings on this man can be unpredictable bc one second he could be happy and energetic and the next he could be quiet and intimidating.

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐆 : £12 per hour. bubu. i love him, he’s so cute and soft and well mannered and friendly and helpful and thoughtful. he’d cook me something as gratitude and show me his games and show collection. maybe an extra £2 if he chokes on smth and makes me deal with it.

𝐘𝐔𝐓𝐀 : £12 per hour. he’s telling me how much he loves mark and is showing me pics of him, yeah he’s cute but free me 😔

𝐃𝐎𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 : £12 per hour. he’s good, got nothing bad to say. would sing a lot tho which i would probably eventually grow tired of.

𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 : £8 per hour. (i’m paying him)

𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐎 : £20 per hour. would not leave me alone. he’s talking my ear off every second. offers to help me in the kitchen and almost sets something on fire.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊 : £15 per hour.

𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍 : £45 per hour.

[jaerang]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊 : £15 an hour. a normal charge for babysitting bc apart from being just a teeny bit cringe at times (hb dabbing in big 2023!!) he’s well behaved and wouldn’t annoy me too much. huge ego booster as well.

𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐍 : £10 an hour. people would charge more bc he can lowkey be just a bit mean but this man is literally me just chinese and male. i’d love to hang out with him.

𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐎 : £14 an hour. he’s a bit boring but really nice and usually well mannered. low maintenance and would let me get on with what i need to do.

𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍 : £45 per hour. would’ve charged £60 but bc i love him i gave him a discount. he’s so cute and can cook so he can take care of himself but he’d just act like he’s unable to do anything on his own and would force me to do shit for him. spending more than 2 hours with this man would surely drive me mental, i’d need a smoke break every two minutes.

𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍 : £20 per hour. i love him and he’s usually an angel but those spontaneous bursts of energy can be just a little bit too much for poor old me. he’d try and convince me to drink his coffee 🥶 otherwise he’d honestly try babysitting me (tries to get me to do things for him pt. 2, we saw how translator noona suffered).

𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐄 : £100 per hour. even if he wasn’t so loud and energetic as well as judgemental id still charge him a lot bc he is loaded and i need money.

𝐉𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆 : £30 per hour. awkward shy boy who won’t cause me toooo much trouble, would probably break something tho and that would probably get me annoyed.

[jaerang]

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐕𝐓.

𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐋: solid 8/10. no explanation.

𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐍: 2/10. he’s my bestie, and i feel like he’d not even try to fight me which would be very boring but i feel him.

𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐀: 5/10. i wouldn’t be jumping to fight him but i wouldn’t necessarily be that opposed to it.

𝐉𝐔𝐍: 3/10. i don’t really have the desire to fight him.

𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈: 7/10. it would be 10/10 but he’s so cute.

𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐖𝐎𝐎: 0/10. not a single part of me wants to fight this wonderful and intelligent man.

𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐙𝐈: 6/10. i have no valid reason, he just seems fightable.

𝐃𝐎𝐊𝐘𝐄𝐎𝐌: 4/10. i’d fight him and then he’d get emotional and make me feel bad.

𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘𝐔: 10/10. he was made to fight and bully, i don’t care if he’s a whole foot taller than me. a man bullied by his homies 24/7 is WEAK.

𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐎: 8/10. hah, get it? anyway, i feel like he’d want to fight me lol

𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐍: 9/10. he’s entertaining and would be the one to pick a fight with me.

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐎𝐍: 0/10. mama too chill and would just vibe, gotta be the most boring person to fight, still love him tho.

𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎: 9/10. entertainer pt. 2, i would very much enjoy fighting him. another easy victim.

[jaerang]

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋.

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐈𝐋 : a solid 2/10. i feel like if i fought him i’d get jumped by the rest of them. i don’t really have any beef with him, he’s chill and very funny.

𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 : 12/10. i’ve got personal beef with this man, y’all wouldn’t understand.

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐆 : 5/10. i am very neutral about him, sometimes i wanna protect him, sometimes i want to get into a lil fight with him. depends on how i’m feeling.

𝐘𝐔𝐓𝐀 : 4/10. he seems like he’d bite and i don’t have the energy for that, i will however make out with him lol.

𝐃𝐎𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 : -12/10. there’s no way he’d last in a fight with me. for the sake of my bestie, i’ll be nice and give him a break

𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 : 10/10. i could take him.

𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐎 : 9/10. idk i just wanna fight this dude.

[jaerang]

bless me achoo mark mad city.

[jaerang]

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 : 3/10. other than his second hand embarrassment moments, I'm pretty chill with him. he's cute.

𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐧 : 8/10. this man is willing to throw hands at anyone and lucky him, I'm the exact same. riling him up would be the highlight of my life.

𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐨 : 4/10. I feel like he wouldn't want to fight me and that would be boring.

𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 : 11/10. come on, haechan just screams "fight me" and I must do so. I love him so much but I know he'd do something to trigger my anger issues. plus it would honestly be hilarious bc he's getting his ass beat.

𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧 : 7/10. he's too funny, I just wanna argue with him.

𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐞 : 15/10. hopefully he doesn't sue me but someone needs to beat some sense into him and tell him to shower more often.

𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠 : 20/10. full on scrap. how dare he try to talk about my precious hyucks skin and weight? he's catching these hands the second I see him.