#русский фандом похищенного живите пжшки

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Im tired as hell but i really wanted to do it so

No subs but

Sun in the eyes,

Forget offences

Tell me, how I lived

And what I have seen

Sun in the eyes,

Forget offences

Tell me, how I lived

And what I have seen

[pyshechkapushkova]

We've heard a lot 'bout adaptations od 2005 and 1971, but actually there are some more, and my beloved one is 1978❤

For real, why no one says a thing about it

[pyshechkapushkova]

Absolutely nobody:

Soviet Alan Breck Stewart after singing a song about Alan's sword (with a stress on the second a, like alAn), trying to duel another Stevenson's character, shouting "I'm sorry, but I can't help seeing these damned Campbells everywhere" and reading outloud a part from the original for 20 minutes: guys you know that I still slayed

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The thing is that I guess I'm the one and the only person in the world who has Alan and David's marriage certificate

The best idea in my life is:

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Alright, I'm totally proud of this very thing, but i forgot to make the english subs for it, but I can leave its russian version here and just write the translation now, I guess, so

You are a strong bird

But I am sorry for you

You are the lonely bird,

You are flying high above

And only madman was able to fall in love so badly,

To rise up into the skies after you,

To rise up into the skies after you

Just to, together with you,

Crash down

I am totall russian fandom's cringe but I like it

[pyshechkapushkova]

So

Can anyone recall this one Catriona scene where Alan says one more goodbye to David? WELL, have anyone ever payed any attention to

“I have a tryst to keep,” I continued. “I am trysted with your cousin Charlie; I have passed my word.” “Braw trysts that you’ll can keep,” said Alan. “Ye’ll just mistryst aince and for a’ with the gentry in the bents. And what for?” he went on with an extreme threatening gravity. “Just tell me that, my mannie! Are ye to be speerited away like Lady Grange? Are they to drive a dirk in your inside and bury ye in the bents? Or is it to be the other way, and are they to bring ye in with James? Are they folk to be trustit? Would ye stick your head in the mouth of Sim Fraser and the ither Whigs?” he added with extraordinary bitterness. “Alan,” cried I, “they’re all rogues and liars, and I’m with ye there. The more reason there should be one decent man in such a land of thieves! My word is passed, and I’ll stick to it. I said long syne to your kinswoman that I would stumble at no risk. Do ye mind of that?—the night Red Colin fell, it was. No more I will, then. Here I stop. Prestongrange promised me my life: if he’s to be mansworn, here I’ll have to die.” “Aweel aweel,” said Alan.

SCENE?

And it is followed by Alan's attempt to get David with him and David's refusing, AND THE POINT IS THAT ALAN SILENTLY AGREES WITH HIM ANS SAYS NOTHING MORE

HE LITERALLY LEAVES HIS BEST (ONLY) FRIEND IN THE COUNTRY WHERE HE IS AN OUTLAW, MAKING RELATIONSHIPS WITH A GIRL WHO'S FATHER IS AN OUTLAW, BEING READY TO GET KILLED BY OUTLAWS WHO ARE PAYED BY LAWYERS

AND FOR HIM "No Aln I'll not go wth u I have a grlfrnd' IS WAY MORE SERIOUS THAN FACT THAT DAVID CAN DIE

FOR HIM DAVID'S DECISION MATTERS MORE

IT'S SUCH A HIGH DEGREE OF TRUST

...

And actually he is kinda ready for David's death, so probably all the time Davie didn't write to him he thought that he was dead because there was nobody to tell him it but David...

HE IS READY FOR HIS DEATH

HE IS READY FOR JAMES'S DEATH TOO

WAIT IT'S GETTING MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT

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I'M NOT SORRY STEVENSON LITERALLY MEANT IT

It's inspired by @chiropteracupola art actually

I guess there should be not "motherfucker" but some other obscene word meaning "loser"... I am too badly aquainted with this part of english language

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Alan: Hey there what's ur surname once again

David: Balfour

Alan: Balfour? Why isn't it Balfive?

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Блядь не ну фандом ну вы э точно есть где вы

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Мне жизненно необходимо введение термина "Дэвид-кинни" на глобальном уровне

Нафиг Аску, Синдзи и Дазая, мой главный кинн это высокий эссендинский мальчик по имени Дэвид

[pyshechkapushkova]

Помогите мне огэ сдавать надо

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💘Russian Kidnapped fandom core💘

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Okay

I'm here again with some russian-fandom cringe😍

So, yes, the lyrics, as always:

American boy

American joy

American boy

For always time

American boy

I'll go away with you

Go away with you

Goodbye, Moscow!

I still hope it's not as bad as usual

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Простите.

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