#and he did.

[valtsv]

i know this would mean that someone met him and decided they actually wanted to have children with that but i really hope that carson's throwaway comment about his kids was true so i can imagine them having conversations like this during s3

[kk-killer]

why damijon and not jondami?

like sweetheart do you really think that Jon be bottomed by Damian and not otherwise?🤨

[bunnywan]

obi-wans 4 lines in tales of the jedi were so sexy

[milimeters-morales]

Miles: you two are perfect for each other

Wade: aw thanks!

Peter: he meant it as an insult

Wade: aw :(

[meezer]

[sheepboy voice] this year I will get a mommy boyfriend

[pyshechkapushkova]

Absolutely nobody:

Soviet Alan Breck Stewart after singing a song about Alan's sword (with a stress on the second a, like alAn), trying to duel another Stevenson's character, shouting "I'm sorry, but I can't help seeing these damned Campbells everywhere" and reading outloud a part from the original for 20 minutes: guys you know that I still slayed

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

pfft. flattery will get you anywhere or nowhere Jupel, and i'm not sure which. I suppose it depends on the day.

it's his call. I do wonder if that means he made your gun-

well. I hope he and his husband are doing well, and will relay his message.

and no, I don't assume you want to talk to them, but I do assume you have your priorities in order. you seem like someone who does. so you want us to relay the message, and warn that he shouldn't be kept waiting, but aren't willing to relay it yourself despite this.

...all noted. and taken into consideration.

pft. the lil bastard can't lay a finger on me. likes me too damn much.

[mermaidsirennikita]

the secret lives of country gentlemen has the line “FUCK ME LIKE YOUR PIRATE” and I think that’s incredible, personally

[lunapwrites]

today has been weird both in good ways and in not good ways.

but for your daily pro tip: if you eat pasta somewhat regularly and do not always finish all the sauce the first time, just... make yourself a little bowl of leftovers with the remainder and don't leave the jar in the fridge. because the jar goes to jar purgatory and suddenly you have two identical jars in the fridge and you KNOW you just put one in yesterday but the other is weeks old and while your partner knows which is which (because he moved it) neither of you can be sure which one you actually grabbed and you just end up having to throw the spaghetti in the trash because literally why did you not throw out the other jar when you saw it babe. jesus christ.

anyway yeah just save yourself the headache and uh don't do that. or write dates on them. consistently.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal