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jluver · 5 months

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the saddest part about writing a smau is slowly realizing that i am in fact not funny

#not even a little bit #i’m just the unfunniest mf on here #ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 8 months

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seeing someone have the exact same insecurities as you but it doesn’t make sense to you why they also have it bc, well, they’re not you and it doesn’t make sense why someone would think these thing about themselves even though you think the exact same thing about yourself is always…. something.

#i haven’t been in therapy lately just bear with me okay #in summary: everyone is good and enough stop thinking little of yourself let all the self hatred for me go love yourself.#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks #(i think i have to change my talking tag to ‘dalla talks way too much she should try to stfu’)

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jluver · 8 months

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maybe it’s bc i’m not part of the dance police, but i really do not see how ateez “over dances”

#saying that ateez over dances is like saying a metal singer ‘screams too much in his songs’#like have u ever listened to any of their songs?????? what are u expecting???????? ballerinas??????#bffr bruh #ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 9 months

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i love seeing those kpop snapchat edits bc it’s always the least sexy, least natural photos ever plastered under the most sinful sentence someone could come up with using the english language 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#does this makes sense??? idk #like absolutely no shaming #it’s just very funny to me #like #it’ll be just a normal selfie of an idol and the caption will be like:#i want to bend u over and fuck u until u cant walk my baby girl be a good girl for daddy 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈#it’s just- ✋😭#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 4 months

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“4th gen noise” “bring back old kpop” sure grandma now let’s get to bed shall we?

#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 5 months

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just saw the stupidest shit on my timeline and ofc it came from an **** 💀

#i love * with all my heart but i cannot with this people #ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 5 months

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i need taylor to call her boyfriend karma and ask it why does it hates me so much bc i don’t remember dirtying anyone’s side of the street and yet here i am catching strays that do not belong to me.

#grammatically this sentence made absolutely no sense but in my heart it does.#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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drank for the second time in my entire life and omg i’m not even drunk and i feel like dying 🫠

#i’m so gonna throw up #😭😭😭😭😭#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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so my nose just decided that its new function would be being a fucking faucet to all of my blood and it was gushing everywhere, so much so that i had to clean my whole bathroom floor with bleach bc it was just so much blood.

felt like i had just committed a crime of passion and killed my unfaithful husband and now had to clean up all evidence. 10/10 would never do it again.

#(it wasn’t actually thaaaat much blood it’s just a very small bathroom but still)#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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the way i have more drafts on this account than years spent on this earth 😭

i feel like i’ve officially hit rock bottom insanity. please send help.

#this post was also previously a draft btw #ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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i wish my brain would stop coming up with smau ideas all the time bc i CANNOT WRITE ANY OF THEM AND NOW I HAVE 100 DRAFTS ON THIS STUPID APP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#bc oh well here i go again #create more twinote’s profiles aND EVEN MORE DRAFTS #OMG MY EYE IS LITERALLY TWITCHING RN.#being a writer and having adhd is my personal hell.#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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guess who has a 🎶 fever 🕺 fever 🕺 feveeeeer 🕺 🎶 (it’s me, i do)

#my body is shutting down guys 🤩🤩#ᓚᘏᗢ : dalla 🗯 talks

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jluver · 7 months

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my throat hurts my body hurts i think i’m going de base guys 😞

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