#‘CONNIE DONT KEEP CHEWING’

[marcobodtlives]

RIP Marco and Armin, they would’ve had the best shell and shiny rock collection from the beach.

[12thouse]

👨‍🌾 AOT COUNTRY AU 👨‍🌾

🌾 jean is a farmhand. carries bales and feed bags and stuff, tends to and moves the animals. gets sunburnt often and has a lot of wack tan lines (his feet are so white 😦 when he takes off his socks it’s like the scene in spongebob where neptune takes off his crown. dont even get me started on his buttcheeks ⬜️⬜️) sometimes helps armin pull weeds in the garden. hes the weed pulling champ bc he channels any pent up frustration he has to pull every weed out with roots intact. literally has never pulled a rootless weed. king.

🌾 vaquero conny 😌 doesnt do a lot of farm work, more of a horse boy. has one horse thats like his best friend and takes him everywhere. EVERYWHERE. his horse is bombproof bc of it and he’ll literally ride him around in tractor supply. spends most of his time at the creek. uses his horse as a diving board and does back flips off of him into the water. occasionally goes on trail rides with jean, but jean doesnt like to go much faster than a walk so he gets bored sometimes. keeps count of how many horse flies they swat and turns it into a competition.

🌾 u can always find reiner in the fields on his big green tractor 🚜 (with air conditioning on blast and big green tractor by jason aldean on repeat baby) or a harvester. handles most of the machinery even tho its a bit of a tight squeeze in the cab sometimes— theres permanent rub marks where his shoulders touch the windows cuz hes a 100% corn fed born and raised country boy. doesnt care much for the animals. chews alfalfa whenever he can.

🌾 annie is also a farmhand. wont help jean even tho he offers to help her sometimes. mostly works on her own end of the farm. put on cattle duty a lot and gets angry when cows wont go through the gate so she starts calling them names

🌾 bertholdt is the farmer’s daughter son. hes allergic to like absolutely everything (paper skin and glass bones) with one of the exceptions being lemons. so he doesnt work much but instead likes to make the workers lemonade when the days get hot, mostly bc hes got a crush on reiner 😳 but doesnt want to make it obvious so he makes some for everybody. has his own lemon trees, so all his lemonade is made with real lemons.

🌾 sasha grew up country but started disowning that side of herself when her non-country friends made fun of her for it smh 🙄 but she secretly still loves it. she likes to join conny at the creek on weekends. doesnt have her own steed but loves connys, highkey looks on craigslist every night for free horses. gets more scared when conny backflips off of his horse than the horse does 🗿 tries to catch minnows with her hands

🌾 armin is bertholdts friend from the suburbs that started coming over a little more than occasionally when he learned that jean works full time 😳 so when he also found out bertholdt makes them lemonade he just HAD to help. subtly tho. “oh. you make lemonade? for the farmhands? lemonade for the farmhands? like you walk over and hand them the glass? and they drink it?”. puts extra sugar in jeans and WILL kiss the entire rim of his glass so that when he drinks it they kiss indirectly (jean tries to ignore the chapstick stains). dies whenever hes helping pull weeds and jean sneaks up behind him to drop his hat on his head.

🌾 eren is literally the dog that guards the livestock. he sleeps with the goats. he wears one of those huge spiked collars that protects his throat from wolves. he tries to chew reiners tires when hes going out to the fields so he has to stop the tractor every 2 seconds. one time jean bought an inflatable pool for the summer and the second he put it up eren came running at light speed to bite a hole in it 😑👍🏻

🌾 erwin is the neighbor that lives in the country but isnt country. he side eyes the gang over his white picket fence and mumbles abt how theyre “some dirty mfs”