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tramontane-fire · 7 months

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It's a federal holiday (presidents' day) and so there are hardly any new jobs, like a weekend amount, and the recruiter has not Gotten Back To Me, no have any of the other jobs I applied to (because of the holiday, not because they don't want to hire me or anything. no one in their right mind wouldn't want to hire me).

Anyway what's so great about presidents anyway? the old ones were slave owners and war criminals and the new ones are tax felons and war criminals. when can we actually get a president worthy of a whole ass holiday?

#it's 2036 and we elect president amalia lopez-wood #president-elect lopez-wood ran on a radical platform of healthcare reform and labor rights #and caused the term social determinants of health to trend on emerging social media platform zootwad #beloved by aging milenials and newly voting gen alpha alike lopez-wood was born to immigrant parents in a small town #and attended a public school with a leaking roof and overflowing toilets. she often had to share textbooks with her classmates #the first in her family to go to college she majored in molecular biology at texas tech and has a masters in public health from nyu #the president elect has promised to revitalize the broken education system with a focus on science and literacy #“In this age of disinformation it's vital that children are brought up thinking like scientists and with excellent reading comprehension”#the president elect said in an earlier interview #she also detailed her ten step plan to “ensure that no one within these borders dies because they can't pay for healthcare.”#lopez-wood will be inaugurated on 1/20/37 after which she will “get straight to work” once she and her wife move into the white house #hope springs eternal i guess #job search woes #presidents day

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