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sinstained · 1 year

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Shoutout to the lady I encountered the other day who said such and such is older than Methuselah, and said so in the most southern way possible.

she made me think of trash man here.

#hahaha god I love all the old southern ladies I meet. so funny. also love when they call me cute pet names like ''hon.''#y'all are sooo cute and I hope to be like that when I'm older too.#equipped with strange idioms and biblical references and everything.#I never developed much of a twang myself but lol it sure comes out when I'm around these folks. I tell ya hwat.#I've got time to work on this eh?#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 1 year

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sorry not sorry for the shameless smutty smut that’s been posted below.

#it's befitting that we dust the cobwebs off here with uhm #Cain gettin' a lil' nasty.#y'all signed up for this you know... 😔 💦#'kay anyways bye.#back into the shadows I must gooo.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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I’m Cain now ~ >v>’‘

#SWEATS AS I POST THIS...#I'm waiting to take more ~ aesthetically pleasing ~ pics later but I'll slap this here in the meantime.#y'know... as a treat.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Someone who's trying to flirt with me: What I’d give to kiss you right now... 😔 My dumb ass: Your soul will do just fine.

#I'm the worst person to flirt with actually.#lmfao anyways hello.#it's been a busy ass week lemme tell you.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Cain might be a shitty father in reality, but the relationship he has with Itsuki is too cute.

#Cain abandoning all of his children.#meanwhile #we love this here snow girl.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Couldn’t sleep so I started replaying a few of Ren’s routes.

#WHEEZES.#finally.#someone shorter than me.#son...#the babiest of boys.#why'd you choose such a scary lookin' lady to pick on? u_u #† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Cain brewing you some fresh coffee, beans carefully toasted and ground to perfection, only to be mortified when you dump copious amounts of milk and sugar into it.

#I'm under the impression that #Cain's an absolute coffee snob and drinks it black to preserve the flavor.#you do this in front of him? he'll call you out and tell you that you're ruining it.#b-but you know.#I'm also strict about black coffee.#the more bitter it is the better.#I guess that means we're BOTH coffee snobs.#a-anyways...#back to work.#owo;;#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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-taps microphone- I love my bestest best bestie, @yukikorogashi.

#my heart is full of so much love for her...#😔♥#that is all. thank you.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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How ‘bout you like this for something in your inbox? <3

#Cain's ready to harass everyone.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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And now thanks to @dragonofdojima, Cain’s about to get a part time job at Kiryu’s real estate company along with the chicken.

#listen man when you're a near immortal being #with too much time on your hands #sometimes you just gotta put yourself out there and live a little. am I right?#his ass also wants to eat at the most expensive restaurants in town.#god fucking dammit Cain why are you so high maintenance.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Need me a freak to look at me the way Kiryu does Nugget.

#coughs.#anyways.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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I apologize in advance for the horniness that will inevitably happen with @seishiumi.

#Sal and Cain are just #very thirsty for each other.#and it's been years since they've been together.#sweats even more...#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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This is Cain, tbh.

#lmfaooo. god dammit.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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On the topic of children, this is very much Cain.

#HAHAHAH.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Luv how Cain can be an absolute gentleman, but in the same breath, will put a collar ‘round your neck and call you his “pet,” choke you out, torture you as he pleases and make you scream bloody murder... like, OK. Go off, king.

#it's easy to piss him off #and bore him.#not so easy to please him enough to act kind to you.#otherwise -#he's a classy fellow.#calls you 'dear' and 'darling' and #offers you a hand if you need it.#:^)#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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sinstained · 2 years

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Daddy’s home.

#I'm 'bout to sip wine #unwind #and #well I don't know really.#let's see where the night takes us.#† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

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