#⋆｡˚ 💚 ˚｡⋆｡˚ 🍀 ˚｡⋆ -- 「 i don’t mind if you just want to see me naked 」 crack

[cosmic-ghost-hermit]

Hey everyone! I have starting working with Apollo on all of my readings. Also come join my divination discord. Take what resonates and leave all that doesn't behind. Enjoy the shadow work 🩵

PILE ONE

Crystal: Smokey Quartz

Astrology: Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius

Vibes: 💘🌎💙🧿🩷🧠🫐🛼💎🎀♿️🏳️‍⚧️💗💦🎟️🪼🦋🌸🌷🧵💅🏽🥶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💕🌊🛝🪬

Hello, pile one. You have a considerable rocky relationship with love. It’s pretty obvious you have been taking a major break from romance all together. Your efforts towards loving yourself have not gone unnoticed by the universe. You have slowly been building up your self confidence. Unfortunately, I also see you still long for the old relationships you used to be in. This person you are longing for has some scorpio placements. My dear when you were with them it was you who was doing all the loving. You held up a two person job by yourself. Why do you think you were so exhausted after it ended? You were doing everything for this person. It’s going to take a while for this to click in your mind just how dependant this person was on you. That’s perfectly alright. Take your time with this healing. There is no need to rush your progress. Take a deep breath and acknowledge your progress so far. You are strong and have been persevering without that person. Look at how much more peaceful it is without them. Once you have fully realized your worth I see something wonderful being your reward. I see this probably having something to do with a career you want deeply. I wish you luck on your self-love journey, friend. The universe will support you along the way.

PILE TWO

Crystal: Yooperlite

Astrology: Cancer, Gemini, Pisces, Aquarius

Vibes: 🤎💚⚰️🪚📻⏳🕰️📗🏈🍺🥜🥥🍐🪴🍂🪵🏔️🦇🧳🍀👩🏾‍🦳🍩🪲👒🇮🇪🥾🍈🍾🌰🧋🥝🟤

Hi, pile two. Welcome to your reading. You got an extra card which tells me your messages are a bit complex and should be read with nuance. Love is a daunting task to you. Your relationship with love has been heavily affected by your childhood. Your parents were not kind to you. I see you were often treated as a scapegoat. Which has convinced you that you are this awful monster who can never be forgiven. At some point it looks like you claimed this role that was forced upon you. Started wearing it as a badge of honor and playing the part along with it. I understand this perspective a lot myself. What confuses me is you are actually a really sweet and compassionate person underneath all that. You don’t like playing this mean role that you were taught to be. That’s not who you are. Until you were taught to embody the shadows of others you were as harmless as a kitten. I still think you are as harmless as a kitten to be honest. The cards tell me even when you put on this persona you are just showing off your bark. You would never bite. You can talk a big game but you hate doing it. I have some really good news my dear. You don’t have to play anymore. You can drop the act. You are completely capable of cutting out this persona and getting to know your true self. Once you accept this love will not seem as scary. You will feel more capable and vulnerable with your partners. I wish you luck in love, my friend. I’m rooting for you!

PILE THREE

Crystal: Quartz

Astrology: Virgo, Leo, Aries, Scorpio

Vibes: 🖤💛🔏🔑🌻🏁🕷️🐝😎🍯🎱🍳🌤️🌼☀️🍌🥥♟️📣🔌⚱️💣🔔🗝️⚜️♠️🎷🏆🚧

Hey there, pile three. I’m so sorry you have to feel this way. Your relationship with love is hard to describe so bare with me a bit. You are a wonderful lover. When you love someone you would do anything for them. I am not exaggerating when I say ‘anything’. When you find someone you deem worthy of loving, you will give everything you have just to see them truly cherished. However, when you deem someone unworthy of love you are just as excessive with your reaction. You will be outwardly mean to them out of a sense of justice and this sentiment unfortunately applies to yourself as well. You believe your judge of character is unbias and therefore makes you the best one for the job of delivering this justice but then you judge yourself unworthy so you treat yourself horrendously. You skip meals to spite yourself. You refuse to shower because you think you just arn’t worth the effort or time. You need to pump the breaks on that behavior and reflect a little bit. If you are capable of loving someone so deeply you would conquer any obstacle in the name of that love? IM PRETTY SURE THAT MAKES YOU LOVABLE DUDE. Perhaps, just maybe, your criteria for judging peoples character is a little more bias than you originally thought??????? And, just maybe, you justify your self-hatred with zero logical evidence. You are worthy of your own respect. I am not telling you to stop delivering justice just to be clear. I’m telling you to think a bit more about why you deem yourself unworthy of love but worthy of delivering justice to the people you hold to be unworthy. Isn’t that a little unfair? I’ll let you answer that yourself on your own time but either way. I wish you luck on your journey of self-acceptance. The universe deems you worthy and it would be healthy to start seeing that perspective.

[hcpefulmarshmallow]

⋆｡˚ 💚 ˚｡⋆｡˚ 🍀 ˚｡⋆ -- tag dump.

[aristeiakira]

Pass the happy! 🧡 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

Sending a lot of hugs and flowers to you!! ✨💚🖤💋☕🧡✨🎆💙💚💗🌼🌷⚘💐🌺🌺🌺🥀🌻🌻💐💐💐💐⚘🌱🌾🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀

- When I’m able to purchase things that I want such as books and anime merch, I really get giddy. I treat it as a reward for doing my best as well as a way to support the author who has given me company, joy, and a different perspective.

- I love stories, especially because they’re one of the reasons I get to smile when people around me makes me sad. Reading novels or fan fictions, listening to songs, and watching anime or k-drama, they never fail to make me feel soft, light, ecstatic.

- It makes me happy when I remember how blessed I am. To be able to munch on reeses, to sing and groove to music, to look at the stars just to appreciate their beauty.

- When I get to make others feel good, I’m happy. To see messages of thanks because of my help, I get really fuzzy inside. They’re happy, I’m happy.

- Lastly, I am beyond euphoric to read people’s thought about what I’ve written. Before, I just wanted to write because I was inspired. Later on though, I discovered nothing makes me even happier than the people’s thought about my mediocre work. The few readers I have became my inspiration and happiness because when all I thought was how cringey my work was, they praised it. I still feel the butterflies every time I read comments. 💘

Also, I hope you don’t mind being moots? You’re so lovely.🤧

[vonschweetz]

✨🐝🍯💘🔪

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

Currently? I mean as stupid as it sounds, Mox/Dean. I know what it’s like to have a shitty childhood and grow up in a really tough neighborhood (Not that I’m like my life was anywhere near as hard as his but I def went through hard shit and still am). I know what it’s like to come from nothing and be treated like a nobody. He kinda gives hope to lost causes like me. I know the self destructive tendencies and keeping things at an arms length so you don’t get hurt again. I know hiding your feelings away and putting on a persona per say and tricking the world into thinking I’m something else completely. I just get it.

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis

🤓🤬🤡☠️👘🧢🐶🐼🐻🐨🐰🌸🍀💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️🌈🍡🍧🍦🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️🎪🎲🏯🎡🛍🧸🎁🎏🎀🎊🎉🎎🏮💌❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖💝🌀🎦♠️♣️♥️♦️🇯🇵🇵🇭🇨🇳🇺🇸

🍯- describe your favorite smell

Maple. I adore maple flavored and scented things. It puts me at ease.

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

Make me laugh (I like a person with a sense of humor. I’ve been trapped with too many serious and demeaning people in real life who don’t think I’m funny so make me laugh and also take me not as seriously and appreciate that I can at least make a joke ((I’m not gonna force you to laugh at make jokes if you dont want too, I’ve been held joke hostage before all my life and I hate it)))

Let me have my space (My exes were always pushy and clingy and didn’t understand that like I don’t have the need to physically see or speak to the same people every single say of my life. I don’t need that kind of like social mandatory attendance, it really drains me and I need my space to just think and be alone. I just need to like hermit out sometimes and I know in hindsight that will make me a horrible girlfriend because I honestly dont need to even be near a person that much)

Have fun with me (Once again too many serious people in my life. Anytime I want to do something goofy or crazy I’m always met with such condescending assholes. I’m young in mind and body. I missed out in a lot of things in life and I want to start making up for lost time. I like goofy and childish things like toy stores and amusement parks. I want to go bowling and to carnivals and arcades. I just want to have fun with my life finally!

Bonus stuff (Encourage me, don’t make fun of my hobbies, like wrestling or at least like  wrestling enough to make jokes with me about it or simply just take me to a wrestling show, don’t be a dick about my looks)

🔪- scariest/creepiest experience?

Oh crap at the top of my head I don’t know if I can think of any... Oh! Ok I know one! So last year was a hard year of my life, my grandmother who basically helped raise me because my parents were always working and are total dicks to me got sick and hospitalized so I flew down to take care of her. She was in the hospital for a really long time in like NICU and other stuff but eventually she got “better” and had to be transferred to a nursing home. I went to the nursing home and it was by far the creepiest fucking place I ever went to in my life. Like no joke the lights were flickering, there were just old people wandering the halls or just asleep out in the open in wheelchairs and I shit you not, there was creepy gramophone music just playing. Like weird 1940s jazz just playing from god know’s where. My grams was bedridden so she luckily never had to see how fucking creepy as fuck that place was. And then she passed away and i’ve been trapped with my parents as I try to pack up all my things and work out all the details since her death and claiming all her belongings at my old childhood apartment that I had to clean out of and that’s the end of my sad life story for now.

[sexydeathparty]

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HPUKParents on Twitter for more!

It’s dad law that if you encounter a group of children building a sand castle at the beach, you have to ask them if they have the appropriate permits.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) March 14, 2022

Preschools will be like “we are an immersive program that enriches your child’s world by expanding their horizons and connecting them with all the skills they need to succeed and the tools they need to socialize with their peers. The school is from 9am-11am Tues and Wed”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) March 15, 2022

Hi sorry I didn’t reply. My baby will only nap if I’m holding his entire butt in my hand and if my hand moves even a tiny bit from his butt he envisions his entire home planet exploding and loses his mind with sorrow.

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 13, 2022

me when my kids won't try their food: you might like it me when my kids want to try my food: you won't like it

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 15, 2022

My 6yo is already beating me at Mario Kart and now I know you can be simultaneously proud and ashamed of the same thing.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 15, 2022

5: today in school, we talked about what to do if you have anxiety Me, grabbing a note pad and pen: go on

— Marissa 💚💛🍀 (@michimama75) March 15, 2022

Parenting in 3 steps: (1) Your kid gets a little cold (2) They sneeze on you (3) Now you have Ebola

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 15, 2022

My family needs a movie where they just introduce every character and then give us 10 minutes so we can look up where we know the actors from.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 12, 2022

If you’re wondering if parenting is for you, I just heard a voice say “howdy partner!” and turned around to see my 3 yo wearing his potty seat on his head like a cowboy hat.

— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) March 14, 2022

Me: I love you 7yo: I love you too Me: l love you to infinity 7yo: I love you to infinity too Me: l love you more than ice cream 7yo: 7yo: what flavor?

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 17, 2022

Walked by a group of dads at a barbecue and now I’m an expert on the cheapest gas stations in the country

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 12, 2022

My child, with a 4th grade education: That’s a cumulus cloud! Me, a college-educated adult: That cloud looks like a turtle!

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 15, 2022

6:“I think Grandma is getting me the @LEGO_Group Roller Coaster for my birthday.” Me: Buddy, that’s a lot of money, not sure she will. 6: “It’s OK, I already made the money for her.” The money: pic.twitter.com/jzjk7figUC

— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) March 14, 2022

2-year-olds playing soccer care about the following things, in roughly the following order: • Sticks • Airplanes • Holes in the ground • Big rocks • Little rocks • Other kids • Soccer

— The Kids Are Not On Fire (@KidsArentOnFire) March 12, 2022

5 asked me to come to her hairdressing salon, put some accessories in my hair then looked at me and said “well your hair looks good now but I don’t know what we can do with your face”. Worst hairdresser I’ve been to, do not recommend

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 16, 2022

Absolutely travel with kids. It’s important they experience begging to watch their iPad in new environments

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 16, 2022

I’m a mom, you might know me from such hits as “Hurry up we’re gonna be late” “What’s that smell” and “Didn’t I just feed you?”

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 14, 2022

[out in public] 12: did you know if you stick out your tongue and bite down on it you can't breathe thru your nose? me: [showing him he's wrong] 12: now you look like an idiot me: i hate kids man.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 12, 2022

Have kids so they can interrupt your meeting to remind you that triceratops was the horniest dinosaur

— meghan (@deloisivete) March 18, 2022

My six year old son had questions about periods after watching Turning Red. I explained to him what they were and how they worked. The conversation ended with him going “so that’s why you’re so grumpy with me and daddy for like six whole days?” Me: pic.twitter.com/CRkBhy97UT

— 👩🏾‍💻 (@Steph_I_Will) March 16, 2022

Had to give up my pillow so that my 4yo’s fave stuffy could have a pillow. Otherwise the stuffy wouldn’t be able to sleep obviously.

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) March 16, 2022

Spent all day consoling my kids for not being Irish until my husband came home and was like, let me tell you about your Irish grandmother. I completely forgot that my children come from two people

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 18, 2022

My son called a paper cupcake liner a "muffin skirt" and I immediately trademarked it

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 13, 2022

today my three year old grabbed my hand and said “mommy…why is life?” lol girl idk let me know if u figure it out

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 15, 2022

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[cosmic-ghost-hermit]

Take what resonates and leave behind anything that doesn't but of course, be open to new experiences! However, for this specific reading if you aren't already kind of questioning your gender, I suggest you do not participate in this one. 🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷

PILE 1

Crystal: Tigers Eye Bracelet

Astrology: Aquarius ♒️, Libra ♎️, Gemini ♊️

Aesthetic: Boho

Welcome pile 1! So first I’ll talk about how you feel about your gender currently. You have been extremely frustrated with it but your aggravation is a bridge to self discovery and relief. This discomfort is necessary so you can fully embrace who you are! Femininity and masculinity subconsciously do not make sense to you but you are still trying to make one of them work. The best way you can explore your gender more is to try an absence of it. A neutral expression might help you find what truly works for you. I see that you might find more masculinity in your clothing choice as you start to explore which could be something you aren’t super used to. Or you could dress without gender in mind at all and just pick what feels good. The more you go outside your comfort zone in expression the more you are going to see just how much binary gender confuses you and isolates you. The card's advice is to walk away from trying to fit into a binary. Sometimes deciding not to decide is good enough to move foward.

💚🤎🧸🐍♻️🚬🔑🪘🪇🐢🪲🍀🌴🍵🐻🕰️🥙🥝🥑🌳🐉🦥🛎️📻🐛👒🇨🇮⛰️

PILE 2

Crystal: Bloodstone Bracelet

Astrology: Aries ♈️, Virgo ♍️, Cancer ♋️

Aesthetic: Grunge

Hello pile 2! You currently feel pretty outwardly confident in your gender but this is all on the surface. You present very femme but you may not always relate or feel comfortable in the feminine experience. You usually ignore that discomfort as a way of peace keeping. It might stir up a lot of commotion for you to do anything different. The commotion could be in your environment but I also see that for most of you in this pile, it could just be your fear of imperfections. The emotional commotion is the most likely possibility in these cards. You don’t need to be afraid of rejection from anyone but yourself. A good way to explore your gender more in a safe way is to try out masculinity in small amounts. Take it slow and do not push yourself if you feel more uncomfortable trying new stuff than remaining in the old. Just know butch women exist and they are not obligated to trans their gender just because they want to dress more masculinely. You are safe to explore I promise. And you will still be pretty if you do. You are absolutely gorgeous.

🕷️🤍🕸️🐚🕶️☠️🖤✒️🔪♟️👻🎬🎹🎱☕️🦨🐼🃏🦷☁️⚽️🔍🩶🎵♣️🏐⌚️

PILE 3

Crystals: Quartz & Howlite Bracelet

Astrology: Scorpio ♏️, Pisces ♓️, Capricorn ♑️

Aesthetic: Cottagecore

Hi, pile 3! My dear friend, you know you are transgender. You know. You really don’t need me to tell you that. You might even be in mid-transition. Your body is starting to match how you have always imagined it. Some of those who picked this pile I see are two-spirited, bigender or genderfluid. The best way to traverse your gender expression is to make a statement. Instead of starting an expedition to be more masculine or more feminine. Just try looking more gay. Dress yourself as queer as possible. Let your inner child have fun with your outfits. Dress like a mermaid or try on some drag. Embrace dressing emotionally rather than trying to conform to a specific experience. You are so unique and you need to try to express that outwardly more. You will have so much more fun.

🎂🧋🍉🌤️🍓🦯🍒🍎🍄🐰🌹🧣🍅🌶️🧘🏽🧺🥖🕯️🗝️⛱️⏰🎈📝📿♥️🐚🕊️🎋

PILE 4

Crystal: Rainbow moonstone bracelet

Astrology: Taurus ♉️, Sagittarius ♐️, Leo ♌️

Aesthetic: Pastel Goth

Thank you for joining me, pile 4. So, before I address how you feel about your gender. I’m gonna talk about how everyone else seems to think they know better than you about it. I can definitely see how that might be very annoying. They may say things like “you are in a glass closet” or they may claim that you are transgender if you identify as cis or claim that you are not transgender if you identify as trans. You don't dress to conform. And to that these cards express how much those people don’t know what they are talking about. No matter how you look outwardly, you know who you are better than anyone. So what if your presentation is conventional or digestible? It doesn’t matter what they think. You are perfectly you. You are comfortable as heck in your gender expression and you have already explored everything under the sun. The only advice the cards have for you is to stay strong in your decisions and don’t let anyone’s opinions sway what you already figured out.

🖤🩷🪮⚔️💣🎀⚖️🎮🌸🦢🐭🕷️🏴♠️💞📓🐮🚬🌬️🎙️💻⛸️🫖🍙🐦‍⬛🐾🌷