so !!! the redhead guy is Euntae Hwang, from a webtoon called unholy blood (or white blood) and he ;;;; is the male lead ;;;;
LIEEKK 🥵🥵 LOOK!! LOOK AT HIM 🥵
lord i am not your strongest soldier but i sure as hell am the sluttiest </3
unholy blood is just every bi/pan person's WORST NIGHTMARE;; KAJNFJWJD it's crawling with hot ppl
this is the female lead, hayan, n she's also euntae's gf. i want her to eat me!!!
AND THISSSSS 😍😍 this is my man, my villain, my meow meow, my lil scrunkley babygirl YOHAN ^^
i won't spoil much just in case u do decide to read the webtoon, but euntae is a cop, hayan is a vampire, and yohan is.... a spoiler LMAO he doesn't appear till much much l8r !!
i kinda went overboard i'm sorry 😭 tldr he's euntae hwang and he's HAWT!! he is gie-approved !! 😋
I know him and Ichigo tag teaming would break you. Wreck you, fuck you completely thoughtless.
head empty, nothing but renchigo in your guts, drilling your shit til your pillow’s covered in spit and tears.
nori. NORIIIIIII. PLEASE YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY DROP JUICY IDEAS IN MY INBOX LIKE THIS AND PLANT THIS SEED IN MY HEAD!!?84R9438 (im kidding pls feed me more of your thoughts). omfg why didn’t i think of this sooner!! best friend rivalry between renji and ichi, two competitive ass headstrong mfs fighting over you :(( seeing who you cry out for more or who’s fat long cock reaches deeper inside you OMGEUHSIEUG PLEASSEEEE. renji would give u the most...the most back-break backshots of your LIFE like ur spine looks like a parentheses, his thrusts are a tad rough and fast paced but he’s still kissin up and down your spine which makes you clench around him harder. and then MY ICHI OH MY GOSHH then it’s his turn and he has you folded like laundry in a folding chair with your thighs pressed against your chest as he puts you in a mating press😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫🥴 and his thrusts are a lot more deliberate and not as quick as renji’s but OH GOODNESS gracious he be hitting the SPOT. they both do fr. it has you seeing stars. your thoughts would literally be just static, fucked dumb by two big mean with the lustful sneers permanently stuck to their faces <3 real live tryna out-do the other and taking it out on ur poor cunt :(( but then afterwards the aftercare.....it’s literally the best like omg they’re profusely apologizing because they got too rough with you and givin u all you want to make you feel better, even though you weren’t really upset or anything. just two sweet bfs i love them ❤️
how tf am I getting mutilated from the inside bc I didn’t have a baby? how the hell is it logical that my uterus can throw her a whole ass temper tantrum bc I wasn’t a cumdump this month.
BITCH FUCK YOU—I don’t want a lil human. I don’t wanna be responsible for me, the fuck I look like being responsible for a life that’s not mine? I was thinking of getting a bilateral salpingectomy bc I know with certainty I don’t want children.
and every time someone asks me “what about later?” hoe what about it??? I won’t want them then either. I really hate periods in case you couldn’t tell.
nori ilysm and i respect you very much and you are lovely and beautiful but i need you to know i cackled so fucking hard at "bc i wasn't a cumdump this month" BFJSNFJDNXNDJ
BUT SAME!!! it's like ma'am, i can barely take care of myself most days, i run on sunkist orange soda and peanut butter m&ms and pure spite, i am not nor will i ever be prepared to take care of another life that's human. i know me, you don't 😭😭