#★ ˎˊ˗ moots~ rei!!

[mondaymelon]

PEOPLE USE 10 m/s^2 INSTEAD OF 9.81 m/s^2??????

STOP SPEAKING INTELLIGENTLY USING NUMBERS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPUTE 1234567890 IT ONLY COMPUTES "XIAO"

[mondaymelon]

imagine xiao sneaking out of zhongpapi's house at 3 am in order to meet up with you in the middle of nowhere /hj

or alternatively, you trespass on father zhongli's property and more or less reenact that one balcony scene from romeo and juliet (trust me, i know that scene very well because of an assignment i had to do)

xiao as juliet is a funny image

NAHH BECAUSE LIKE ZHONGLI WOULD, IF HE FOUND OUT EITHER

sniffle and sob and dab at his tears with a handkerchief, saying 'they grow up so fast'

or, just be like. "son, you got bitches?" (either that or just vv confused pfft)

AND SHIT XIAO AS JULIET WAS A MEnTAL iMAGE I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED-

(nice theme you got there)

[mondaymelon]

meow

goddamit zhongli all i want is your son is that too much to ask </3

(meow)

[mondaymelon]

melonnnnnn!!! sending virtual hugs <333 that one anon is genuinely so ????? like, bruh, we get it now stop because you’re embarrassing yourself.

anyway, if they had just one proper conversation with you, they’d realize how cool you are. you’re super funny and talented (and you sent me a picture of wagner once so my impression of you is just <3). you might be chaos incarnate, but i mean that in the best way possible. your energy is >>>>> (fr though you radiate positive vibes)

and like yui said, you work so hard. i couldn’t even imagine positing a fic almost every day because i am not anywhere near as focused or diligent as you are. that anon has no idea how much time and effort you spent growing your following. i can’t believe they even had the audacity to criticize you, and the fact that they went “i hope you don’t wake up tomorrow” is genuinely gross. imagine losing your morality over someone writing fanfics about their favourite characters on the internet.

tl;dr: you’re awesome!!! keep doing what you’re doing because most decent human beings on this side of tumblr appreciate you.

HELP NOT ALL OF THIS NICE SENTIMENTAL STUFF AND THEN JUST

W A G N E R

dopfiajsoidfj thank you!!! mwa mwah cmere rei ima give you a kiss and a hug and also a contract for my lifespan

pov: wagner whacks you (affectionately) <33

also wdym chaos incarnate i am obv very calm and normal and calm :))

and little do they know im at a lot more than 500 now

[mondaymelon]

hey, i saw what you asked yui, and it really seems like you want a cursed image too.

魈? more like 小 hehe

...what.

the.

fuck.

rei ??? REI ?????

DO YOU DARE ANGER ME??? YOU DARE PRESENT ME WITH SUCH A BRASH AND DISTASTEFUL IMAGE??????

为什么你这样啊 ？？？我不是你的朋友吗？？？你怎么这样。。。哇哇。。。

[mondaymelon]

found your man

...rei.

i.

im going to cry

what is this

what is

oh

ah

okay

brb ima sob into my pillow

YOU HAVE DONE HIM SO FOUL REI HOW COULD YOUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu

[mondaymelon]

enjoy your last birthday.

i will end you. /j

anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELON!!!! i hope you have a great day <3 hehe i was working on something for your birthday and then i got super tired and stuff, so it might be a bit late, but i’ll get it done eventually (in six months)

oh uh hey rei nice to see you here

OOoooOooOhhHhHh nOoiOOo pLwase MeRCy I hAve SO mUxh to lIvs fOrrrrRrTR wEwWWwaAAAhah

pspsppsps thank you rei <33 please get some sleep because i have an inkling that your sleep schedule is worse than mi. Ne

that’s saying something

six months you say? very well. i shall be counting the days

[mondaymelon]

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! <3

sending this back to you (and also look out for more xiao pics later)

AHODJFIOD RECIEVING THIS FROM SO MANY PEOPLE MAKES ME HAPPY <33 !!

...oh... and... whats whats whats this about xiao??? ohohhh???

👀

[mondaymelon]

c1 diluc and his weapon ⚰️ my condolences. i have c2 but no weapon

(i also have c2 qiqi, c1 jean, c0 mona, and c0 keqing)

rei if you are f2p... god that is absolutely devastating

for me i have

uhm

lemme think

c1 diluc, diluc weapon

keqing

qiqi

...thats it i usually win my 50/50s tbf but a little shit called qiqi decided that it was a wonderful time to show up

pov:

[mondaymelon]

hello, resident xiao simp.

what would you do if you heard xiao yelling "LAMENT" at the top of his lungs?

i would likely die

i mean his voice is so fine lets be real for a second here

ALL oF HIS VOICELINES IN EVERY LANGUAGE

english?? YES

CHINESE??? KINSEN SDOFIJDKAJLFL:Adfs

JAPANESE??? FUCK YEAH KIRITO MAN

KOReAN?? HOLY HELL HAVE YOU HEARD HIS VOIKEC???

i cant decide which voiceover to choose and its killing me slowly

(short answer: if he said lament i would scream and then collapse)

[mondaymelon]

melon?? pookie?? happy birthday?? <333

expect a drabble in your inbox soon. very soon.

p o o k i e ?

whats this?? has yui finally accepted my love?? im… 🥹

JSJDJJEJR MWAHMWHAHSJJDHEJNSJDHDJKSUSSSKISSSKNNAHSKJSSSS<33333333333333333

refreshing my inbox tehehehe