#★ ˎˊ˗ moots~ yui!!

[mondaymelon]

if u wanted to eat me u could’ve just said so

i would like you to know that i have screenshotted this for scientific purposes

[mondaymelon]

i’d enjoy the smell of you in my sheets better actually

cAuSe lAsT niGHt yOU WeRE in My RoOm

aND noW MY bEDsHeEts SMelL liKE yOu-!!!

you are summoning a ginger yui. this is not okay. think of rei. think of your undying love

[mondaymelon]

listen tho listen……. it’s tempting

this has been rotting in my inbox for like three days to the point where i have no recollection about whatever you were talking about and that only further spurs my fear

[mondaymelon]

NOOOOOOO UR SO MEAN >:(

LALALLALALALALLALAL I CANAT HEAR YOU LALLALALLALAA

@papiliotao helllpp your lover is accusing me of wrongful acts !! i did nothing wrong :(((/

[mondaymelon]

melon?? pookie?? happy birthday?? <333

expect a drabble in your inbox soon. very soon.

p o o k i e ?

whats this?? has yui finally accepted my love?? im… 🥹

JSJDJJEJR MWAHMWHAHSJJDHEJNSJDHDJKSUSSSKISSSKNNAHSKJSSSS<33333333333333333

refreshing my inbox tehehehe

[mondaymelon]

take this

he's chilling!! vibing!! quite possibly, jamming!!

very buryable 10/10 perfect wonderful image this makes up from earlier

[mondaymelon]

also this

WHY WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOT WHAT I mEANT By XIAO PICS I STILL LOVE HIM BUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU FIEND MONSTER GRIEdvER AHHHhh

what provoked you

why must you do this

what have i done to you to offense be oh so terribly

[mondaymelon]

wonderful fantastic majestic perfect marvelous superb excellent worthy respectable moral favorable pleasent benevolent satisfactory outstanding terrific splendid magnificent

this is very real (HELLO RESIDENT XIAO SIMP)

[mondaymelon]

MELON WHY’D YOU RUN AWAY 😭😭

wwwwhhhhyyy dooo youuuuu knnnooowww whhhhaattt iiii tttasssstteeee llllliikkkkeeee........?????????? ???? ? ?

[mondaymelon]

I’M CRYING WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET MY BAD SIDE ON THE BANNER OSNDJENS

what bad side

as rE I would say, this your "endearing" side </3

i merely decided to match themes dgshfgsdads

[mondaymelon]

he's not going emo, the emo was always a part of him 💀💀🥀⛓️🖤🖤

[mondaymelon]

melon?? MELON!! MY POOKIE YOU’RE HERE!! OANDKSNDNDJX

UH THIS WAS A LITTLE LATE BUT YES I AM!!!! DUCK!!!! the fact that i know exactly what this image is from where are the grapes . is maybes a little concerning and i don realy know if ive ever told anyone here this but JDJFD GOOD GOD I LOVE DUCKS THEY ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMALS AND I USED TO HAVE TWO <33333 mine was named waddles and he shat all over the floor (what a cutie patootie)

brb ima hunt for an image of waddles because i know i have some SOMWHERE and drop it in your inbox hehehehe

[mondaymelon]

MY LIST FOR LOVING YOU that sounds so cute labdoshsishsjsjddb <333

okay thats one of the ones that more thought out

comfort fic !!

basically

you are pissed and rambling abt the things you don't like (abt yourself) and KAVEH the MAN OF THE HOUR THE ABSOLTUE WONDERFUL HANDSOME MAN HE IS interjects and instead counters you with all the things he loves about you

basically fluff

sm fluff

do you sense bias? cause if so you must be hallucinating theres no way id be bias to my PRECIOUS LOVABLE KAVEH !!!

[mondaymelon]

okay new plan: distract zhongli with shiny shiny mora!!! then!!! take xiao >:)

perfect plan!! 10000/10

so we take mora such shiny shine heehhead falksdjg and then we take xiao and then what

what times what day

what do we do after we take xiao

therell be someone looking for him

that my weak ass arms probably cannot apprehend

important plans. very important

[mondaymelon]

greeting and welcome to midnight thoughts ft. me, yui!! and xiao!!

alright so i think that xiao is an interesting character in and of itself - i say that because when i saw his character trailer, the one that was released around lantern rite and started righting poems about this man because even tho the circumstances were far from ideal, can i just say that the man STILL LOOKED PRETTY?? LIKE?? idk it was like seeing him for the first time because his EYES are literal amber and glowing and so pretty?? help?? and then during the actual event i started to like him a bit more because it’s like his demeanor is just rugged and scarred from all the eons, a shield for himself as much as anyone else and is still somehow considerate and attentive to those around him because he didn’t want his karma to corrupt those who were invited to that one dinner party? yeah i was dead. deceased.

so yeah all of this came back because i was trying to past time earlier and found myself watching almost all of the character trailers and his was one of them and made me realize how much i actually like him

anyways hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii melon :) hope you’re having fun at camp (and that the spiders hadn’t had their dinner with you!!)

greetings to you as well i am preparing myself for the delusions that are about to occur

(OH?? XIAO??? LEANING FORWRAD IN MY CHAIR. POSTURE FIXED. NO MORE BACK PROBLEMS)

yes. of course xiao is interesting. of course he is beautiful. he is literally perfect. not even literally. he is perfect. no argument if you disagree get out of here do not ppear before me

YUI. YUI AAA YOU GET ME. how xiao acts so cold to everyone because he's afraid to let down his walls and get hurt again??? how he still finds space in his heart to care for you, however cautious it may be??? MY HEART RA. C I N G FRRR

i died too

and i think i stayed dead haha

this is good yui. youve had your awakening. now its time to let go of scaramouche.... yes,,,, xiao.... xiaooo.... follow the pendant with your eyes.... xiao.... xiaoo.... xiaooo......

i had...f un? idk bro mixed feelings fr the spiders are gone at the very least but there are these bees that are VISCIOUS they arent even bees??? wasps??? hornets??? they have this fat ass stinger and their wings are purple and yellow and they look intimidating as fuck

(...xiao will protect me ehhehe <33)

[mondaymelon]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,that’s an imposter. that wasn’t even me.

📸📸

are you sure about that