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who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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i wish saying i love you dispelled every bad thought from my friends heads forever

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i think if you touched the glowing hand of an angel it wouldn't feel dissimilar to a cat's fur directly after a sun bath

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i love my boyfriends and all my friends forever

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Reblog to dump scalding hot boiling oil on dennis reynolds

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5x02 leads me to believe that laszlo and nandor would get stuck in a glue trap together and nandor would find a clear way out for both of them but laszlo would be like Yes Of Course You'd Take The Cowards Way Out Nandor. I Will Sit Here And Outlast The Glue Like A Real Man. and nandor would be like No I was Simply Letting You Know That Was An Option. I Was Also Always Planning To Outlast The Glue. and then because they are vampires and cant die they would just lay there until guillermo drags them out

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a healthy musician is always unbelievably aroused while performing. if they're not unbearably hard during their performances it's a sign they're sick and need to be taken to the vet

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sighs loudly <- saw an annoying post on the internet

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okay i was thinking and you know how you pick up phrases from your friends? i bet the ghosts do that, but it gets super mixed up because the caveman is using a phrase he heard from the georgian noblewoman which is a misinterpretation of the army captain's slang, which eventually becomes its own phrase with an entirely new meaning. sometimes alison hears them pull out these phrases and it takes her forever to figure out what they mean. When she finally does figure it out they become part of her vocabulary, which in turn confuses mike.

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i loved the guide's 30 seconds of screen time. Didn't contribute a single thing to the episode just appeared to show us her cute little nurse outfit and dipped

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i wonder if they're gonna acknowledge that guillermo is calling nandor master again

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the way some people act is crazy like. How do you sleep at night knowing you've done and said these things

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sometimes you have to acknowledge that there's a little element of incest in a story. and sometimes you have to acknowledge that this makes the story better

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is it actually common to assist people when they're sick or have fevers or whatever. i feel like fanfics are lying to me

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you ever see a post your mutual mass reblogged and you're like girl it's not even all that