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vrisrezi

TEREZI: YOU 1D1OT, YOU DR4NK TH3 L1QU1D FROM TH3 M4G1C 31GHT B4LL 4G41N, D1DNT YOU

VRISKA:

dave you are so right

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lets cry 2gether. hgnghffghdhd THEMM I HATE THEM

even better: we can kill them

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what is your homestuck hamlet au. i need to know

i classpected the hamlet characters during english class and then was like. damn guess i gotta go all the way with this now

prince of mind hamlet, page of space horatio, maid of heart ophelia, knight of doom laertes, thief of blood gertrude, rogue of light polonius, lord of void claudius, prince of time king hamlet.

didnt classpect r & g at the time but theyd be bards i suppose i gotta think on aspects tho. i gotta check my notes from class

the sburb session paralleling the play happens after a scratch caused by king hamlet getting murdered prescratch and some bullshit i made up to let that happen. havent thought abt the plot postscratch in a ton of detail but its like. hamlet happens in a sburb session and its terrible

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Aradia blorbo..

her "color" is fun emo blinkies tbh

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i love your tagging system so much

HEHEHE its so funnnn i would NEVER be able to keep up with it if it wasnt for xkit shortcuts...you dont actually wanna know how long i spent typing these out. by hand. every single time. shudders. but now that it is faster i cannot stop making new fun tags!!!!

i dont tag every single instance of a character its more like. it started out as something adjacent to kin tags just for jade and callie and terezi. and also vriska cause im gay. butttt then i was like hmmm i would love to be able to look at a bunch of art of (character) being cool and started tagging more stuff!!! and tagging specific Vibes also. its very funsies. even my answered asked tag is so fun :3 teehee

tags for general art of characters are usually quotes about them or said by them. (callies is from jade talking abt alt callie, jades is from her pesterquest route title, pm's is from a quote she says abt mail lmaoo) and Emotion Specific art is from song titles (originally i just had heir of grief for john angst, then i added savior of the waking world/dreaming dead, and then i added at the price of oblivion). i have like 4 separate vrisrezi tags (which r mostly quotes, one is a song lyric, and one is a song title) because im clearly normal abt them . and emoji ship tags just for fun (ig its nice to be able to tag a pairing without being like omg op the romance and theyre just hanging out lolz) theyre so funnnn

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rezi you are SO yurilicious mwah mwah mwah 💥💥💥💥

YURI BEAM ATTACK

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vriska

did nothing wrong

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Jane blorbo

answering cake was too easy. shes the most southern butch girl from washington ever.

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urm. how about.... le fish boy (eridan my beloathed/beloved)

im a month late to this ask i hope this is funny. never drawn him before. average middle school boy tbh

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Do you have any appearance headcanons for HS characters? Such as who are muscular, who are chubby, who are tall, etc.

i have this height chart for the kids that i dont follow super strictly (+ its kinda exaggerated i dont think that jade is THAT tall lmao) but it shows my general headcanons . also the lighting isnt great but oh well. putting all the answers below the cut cause this got long as HELL

john: short, a bit above average build. light skinned but slightly tanned+freckled, more so during the summer. my headcanons for everyones eyes is that theyre like a believable shade close to their canon colors, but when they either enter the medium or godtier, i cant decide but i lean towards medium, they change to their canon bright colors. johns are naturally blue pre-sburb. also i headcanon that hypermobile ehler danlos runs in the prospit family (saying this bc i refuse to use some godawful portmanteau family name for them) because projection, and for him it starts presenting more obviously after getting to earth c. even before then he would do weird joint shit to mess with people lol. headcanon that people keep scars from various resurrections or might end up with them from other versions due to weird universe shit so he has a couple stab scars on his chest + lots more from sburb stuff. also i like the idea of him having some visual aftereffect from going out of canon whether some breath lookin scars on his arm or something like that.

rose: mixed east asian/european (vague bc they dont technically have actual ancestry, given a no sburb au im undecided for more specific asian background but since her surname has french origins thats my headcanon for that part); darker skin. natural dark hair but she bleaches it to dye it purple. fairly average height. naturally below average weight growing up, but fills out in her teens. gray eyes before sburb; her hair dye make them look faintly lilac, but they become actual purple eventually. somewhat fluffy hair but mostly only if she styles it to be. keeps scar from being killed by jack + absorbs the scars of doomed rose from davesprites timeline.

jade: tall and lanky, but much closer to daves height than in this drawing. very similar hair and skin tone to john, but much more tan, especially at the start of sburb since she lives in the tropics. by the end theyve both faded to close to the same color. hair looks black but with brown highlights in bright light. natural green eyes, but instead of just turning brighter they also glow like the green sun in the dark (or an animal with reflective eyes). hair gets a lot fluffier and thicker after dogtiering, + gets fangs. it was very long and a tangled mess from not brushing or cutting it enough growing up, so on the pre-retcon yellow yard she gets it cut and grows it back while on post-retcon she cuts it off herself during a breakdown moment. quite a few scars from jungle mishaps + taxidermy stitching scars after dogtiering. pretty wiry from taking care of herself growing up. her ehlers danlos presents with more fatigue as she gets older so the sleepygirl vibes return...she also had to self-treat a lot of dislocations from incidents on the island. her body is a bit fucked up after godtiering from the combo of vague dogginess making the connective tissue stuff worse.

dave: same as rose but im very much in the albino dave headcanon camp! lots of scars from strifing with bro, which show up pretty easy on him. big one on his chest from the strife where his shirt got cut, and sometimes ends up with doomed daves' scars. his eyes were naturally pinkish red but again became their super bright color eventually. heavily masks his expressions most of the time but gets better at displaying emotion while on the meteor. pretty tall and a good bit of muscle, but skinny throughout childhood from his living situation. thin hair without a ton of volume. also please make him so very very texan i beg you all.

jane: shortest of the alpha kids + chubby :] very fluffy hair, and pretty pale from not going outside as much as the other prospits. gets pretty emotive and frazzled at times + gets red in the face easily from both that and being paler. maybe a couple scars from failed assassination attempts that she usually covers with makeup to keep up the heiress public image? her and roxy both have scars from being killed pre-entry.

roxy: darker than rose + curlier hair; also mixed but less so without dirks genes in the mix obvs. second tallest of the alphas! she dyes her hair pink but not as often as rose so her roots are grown out a lot more. various scars from living in the water apocalypse + kitten accidents as it goes with those silly creatures, and more freckles than rose bc climate change lol. natural dark brown eyes instead of something "pink" lol . void style. prescratch she just bleached her hair but didnt dye it. i like to think maybe jade did end up getting a little silly :3 when she was a prisoner on derse so some scars from that too :(

jake: short!! i live for short jake. honestly might make him shorter than jane; theyre def closer in height than i drew them here. lotsss of scars he thinks they look cool. clothes usually a bit battered. haircut is not very neat whatsoever because he just does it himself to keep it out of the way which is better than jade letting hers go wild i guess. similar complexion to jade. scars on his chest from getting forked by jane which has angst potential. natural eye color is sorta hazel/green

dirk: tall! white surfer boy lookin. natural dirty blonde hair but the combo of sunbleaching + various improvised methods to lighten it to resemble his totally awesome bro makes it closer to blonde (prescratch he bleaches it so hard and its so shitty but irony am i right). extremely freckled + lots of scars but he got most of them in very stupid ways like slipping while climbing the supports for the apartment. he does ofc have the iconic neck scar. naturally had light brown eyes.

ok and trolls! this is the only pic where ive drawn all of them so itll work as my visual lol.

first tho these are my headcanons for how different castes ears look! mind that the pic of all the trolls is a bit older than this (which is also something i made a while ago in case i never needed to describe my headcanons. so some things changed from one to the next but in general the same ideas are there; also some things in this diagram i dont like as much as what i drew above so take it with a grain of salt.

also my headcanon is that on average for this age range, trolls are in the same range of heights as humans, but the higherblooded they are the taller they can get. however they keep growing a lot longer . like lobsters . which extra reason why highbloods get bigger cause they live longer

aradia: short, chubby but muscular, with super curly and long and wild hair. when alive, lots of dark red freckles and blush but when dead, very pale gray skin. for my ear shape headcanons, rustblood ears are just slightly more pointed than human ears, though you cant see hers in this pic. sometimes i draw her with horizontal pupils when i remember.

tavros: tall for a bronzeblood, but still short compared to humans. his robot legs make him taller than he was before lol. pretty obvious brown flush to his skin a lot of the time. lil bit chubby

sollux: short-average height, thin and lanky. terrible posture. i lean into the goldbloods with two pairs of ears headcanon. no freckles

karkat: he hasnt slept in a month and everyone can tell. worlds awfullest eyebags on a thirteen year old boy ever. i draw trolls with nails corresponding with their blood color but he paints his black. what do you mean he has red freckles those are the blood of his enemies. average height and constantly tense

nepeta: short. silly. will kill you. there is a nasty mix of blood under her nails at all times but look at her silly smile. she doesnt look buff but she is. super messy hair goes all over the place standing on end when she takes off her hat. cleft lip + slit pupils. lots of scars but she rocks them like a warrior cat.

kanaya: curly fluffy hair. in this pic i didnt draw it cause im a loser i guess but she has tons and tons of freckles. sometimes they look like stars (space player moment). i draw her ears with sorta leafy/almost frayed-looking edges as a rosemary nod since they kinda look like rose leaves! fairly tall for a jade.

terezi: lots of freckles on her face! very straight and pointy ears. short + chubby + not exactly visibly muscular but she WILL throw you. triangle body shape language (wide stance, very solid).

vriska: super wild unkept hair. fairly pale; burn scars across her face, side, and shoulder. the pic shows her damaged ear (she lost most of it in the explosion) but her other ear would be a bit longer than terezis but with a less dramatic point. somewhat tall and pretty solidly built.

equius: buff but NOT like a super muscular body builder he may be a troll but he is basically thirteen. hes like a buff middle schooler but not super over the top. just kinda a regular guy. i dont like how his hair looks in the comic so i draw it a bit different. strong blue (no pun intended) flush to his skin in some places, especially under eyes and near joints. fairly tall.

gamzee: ive never rlly draw him without makeup so i dont rlly have an idea of his normal appearance. tall but slouches, somehow both a bit chubby as well as awkwardly bony in places. thick + very curly hair. i draw purpleblood ears with a sorta multilobed/wavy edgy to sorta resemble approaching seadweller fins.

eridan: average height for a violetblood, but tall for a human. a few freckles. his glasses are just for show. hes like a middle schooler who you think looks so tough and edgy at the time but then you look back and realize they were just a loser kid.

feferi: short + chubby but very strong. long curly hair, lots and lots of freckles! very round + soft + bubbly shape language.

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your trollian is broken

NOO whats it doing... the only weird thing on my end is the layers doing this which i MIGHT try adjusting the z-index values to get around later.

but if theres a glitch that aint showin up on my end ill do what i can to fix it!

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💔 terezi !!!!!

i forgor abt this ask game from three weeks ago. nyanyways...

hey do u ever think about the timeline where vriska went to fight jack. the one where the remaining meteorstuck trolls were slaughtered. do u think she tried to put up a fight when jack showed up. she and karkat seem to have been together when they died. as long as he knows hes landed a killing blow he doesnt seem to care to finish them off (he just leaves dream nepeta to die after stabbing her. he probably expected davesprite to bleed out which is probably the only way he survived.)

soooo imagine shes still alive while jack goes and kills uhhhh. shit is anyone else alive at that point. kanaya and sollux ?? thats angsty. and i mean remember how long she lasted after aranea made her stab herself? its not crazy to say

or even worseeee shes not quite dead when jack shows back up on the victory platform with her and karkat. justttt long enough to see vriska fall into a murderous rage at the sight of what jack did to her

terezi was gonna kill her. and she chose not to. because she loved her too much. and it got her killed. but vriska sees her and it doesnt matter that she was gonna kill her. because she loved her too. and thats enough to throw her into a fury strong enough to almost kill a near-indestructible god that an entire army of telekinetic robots couldnt defeat and took an equally-matched god three years to take down. and if terezi got a glimpse of that reaction before she died? yeah thats some awesome doomed yuri.

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lore lore lore lore are you good at classpectingg..

i would say i am yeas,,,

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Porrim for blorbos chart

yeah i. i dont have strong enough opinions here

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hi terepi here can i see that exile edit u were talking abt in your tags?

HI YES I TOTALLY MEANT TO POST IT EARLIER ACTUALLY

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whats the lemonsout turnabout tag for :?

tis my...sillay terezi kin tag idk i dont take it too seriously tho,, just terezis that i especially enjoy i suppose. theres also #✨ - ballad of awakening for jade n #📔 - stellarUm salve for calliope.