#✨️coming up next: their voicemail greetings lol✨️

[cosmicstarlatte]

mc's voicemail

lucifer - "i can see you hiding. turn around." beep " ...i appreciate the gift you left on my desk today. thank you." beep "...can you give me company tonight? i'll be waiting in my room." beep

mammon - "oi! don't hang up on me! who is that beside you!? mc!? mc!? " beep "who needs ya anyway!" beep "this is the devildom police department, is this mc? we found a drunk lord mammon sobbing on the street calling for you. please come collect him." beep

levi - "*rustling sounds* h-hello? is this thing on? h-hi this is levi, u-um y'know i l-live with you- of course you know th-" beep "o-okay let's try this again, h-hi-" beep // new text: do you want to go out this weekend?

satan - "i was walking to the bookstore when i saw the fluffiest sweetest stray cat & thought you should know." beep "lucifer is getting on my nerves I don't know how much more i can take." beep "*crackling sounds* get your hands off my books! that's it! i am going to-" beep

asmo - "you won't ever guess what i heard!!! call me quick!" beep "emergency!!! beauty emergency!!! come to my room!!!" beep "did you read the horoscope today!?" beep "mmmmmmc!!!" beep

beel - "do you wanna grab something to eat tonight?" beep "i saw a beautiful bakery display today & it reminded me of you" beep

belphie - "mmm...where are you? can you come cuddle with me? ...zzz" beep

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