#❥ ❛ ( shame at 100% off. — ♡ crack.

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you know - - catherine probably would sell her bathwater ( joking , maybe ) .

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Catherine: Humans are weird.

Marina: Yeah?

Catherine: Some guy said he took an IQ test —

Marina: Uh huh. . .?

Catherine: —- and said he got a perfect score.

Marina:

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Catherine, sipping her wine: Now it makes sense why humans are so unstable around this time . . . mercury is in the microwave.

Catherine: . . . or drinking gatorade?

Catherine: Started a brigade?

Marina, blinking incredulously: You. . . you mean “in retrograde”?

Catherine: Ah ~ that too.

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Marina, holding her head: Cat, can you man the front desk for me?

Catherine, groaning: Your other employee comes in an hour, can’t they do it?

Marina: Yes, in an hour, so why can’t you do it?

Catherine, painfully smiling: I can’t even feel my face.

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Someone, annoyed: Blow me.

Catherine: I did, that’s why you’re in my presence now like a lost sheep. ~

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Catherine speaking into a microphone: and over here, we have —

Some Guy: women should bow down to us and treat us like the alpha male we are!

Catherine, blinking then gestures to the crowd: — someone with the audacity. . .

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Someone: I can fix you. Catherine: And I can break you. <3

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Someone: You psychotic, manipulative, dumb bitch! Catherine: /gasps, hand on chest; . . . DUMB?!

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it’s your nightmare : you’re being chased across puzzle blocks by demon catherine — the sonic mania rendition of metallic madness plays in the background .

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Someone: I just think that you're just a little too out there. Catherine: Here, sweetie, take this marker. Now, circle anywhere that indicated I asked or cared.

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you know it’s a big deal when someone psychotic flirts with catherine and even she is like —

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tag dump!