"Can my family please go five minutes without fighting or trying to kill each other? Is that too much to ask?"
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"Oh my God! Mom, Da, get a room!"
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"Where I grew up, there was an unspoken understanding, if a widow let you touch her braids it meant she trusted you, if she let you take down her braids, well... let's just say it meant something was going on between you two."
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"I want to know more about my family... I want to know where I come from."
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"I swear you people are like Beetlejuice, say your names three times in a row, and you appear!"
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"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
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"What should I get my mom for our first Mother's Day?"
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