#🌙Fang-ciful Dreams🌙

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i’ll b real, i would be talking more about my vampire loves but so far. i have not adored the writing in season 3, granted i’ve only watched the first three episodes, but my hopes have kind of middled 😐😔

thus making it hard to think about them unless i go back to season one lol...

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How I Think The Vampires (+ Guillermo) Would React To Receiving a Gift of a Warm Hat & Gloves

I’m in a chilly weather mood, and it does seem that vampires can get cold so! (If I’m remembering things correctly of course...)

Nandor s/o: I have something for you! Nandor: Oh? What is it, what do you have for me? s/o: *hands him the beanie and gloves* Nandor: A hat! And gloves! The perfect set, now I will not be so jittery in the winter, thank you, s/o. Nandor: *proudly shows them to Guillermo* s/o made/purchased these for me! ùwú

Lazslo s/o: I have something for you! Lazslo: Oh-ho, a gift! Well, give it here, I’m sure whatever it is it will be very thoughtful since it’s from you. s/o: *hands him the beanie and gloves* Lazslo: How chic! And just my colour, you’re finally picking up on my fashion sense. /lh

Nadja s/o: I have something for you! Nadja: What is it, my little blood orange? s/o: *hands her the beanie and gloves* Nadja: Oh! Oh, how sweet! You are too precious, thank you, s/o.

Collin s/o: I have something for you! Collin: A gift? Nobody ever really gets me gifts, what’s the occasion...? s/o: I just wanted to do something nice for you. ^_^ s/o: *hands him the beanie and gloves* Collin: Oh, how thoughtful... Collin: Did you know *starts a tangent on gloves*

Guillermo s/o: I have something for you! Guillermo: What is it, s/o? s/o: *hands him the beanie and gloves* s/o: I know you do a lot of work around the house, I don’t want you getting frostbite when you shovel the sidewalk, okay? Guillermo: Thank you, s/o, that’s very thoughtful. Guillermo: I’ll be sure to use them!

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Baby Mine

Nandor the Relentless x V the Human (soon-to-be Midwestern Vampire), with platonic appearences from Guillermo and Colin! (And obviously Lazslo is also a romantic f/o but seemingly not at this point in time-)

Word Count: 743

Tag List: @heavenshipped @fangedwife @the-schizotypal-cryptid @f-orever-and-ever

Summary: V finds out they are pregnant with Nandor’s half-vampire, half-human, child, revealing to the other vampires they are not the blood-sucking creature they appear to be! They deliver the news to their lover, who is more than ecstatic to have an heir, even though he is immortal.

Warnings: Pregnancy mentions throughout, emeto mention, sex mention.

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“Oh! Hello V, what brings you here this evening?” Guillermo asked, surprised to find his neighbor on his doorstep.

“I’ve got some news. Can I come in?” They looked more disheveled than usual; their dark hair a mess, even deeper shadows under their eyes, and their clothing as large and as comfortable as it can get.

“Yes, please,” Guillermo stepped aside, ushering V into the vampiric home. “I don’t mean to be rude, but you look… beat.”

“Yeah… is Nandor home?”

“No, it’s just me, Colin, and Lazslo right now.”

“Well… I guess they can be in on it. Library, I’m guessing?”

“Mm-hm.”

The two went to the library, V being greeted in a friendly manner as they entered. They heavily sat on one of the chairs.

“I’ve got some… Big news, guys.” They started out slowly.

“What is it?” Lazslo asked, bearing a slight frown. “You look fit to drop dead. Well, if you could.”

V arched their brow at the statement but continued. “So, you all know how Nandor and I have been… close, these past few months. I. There’s no point evading it, I’m pregnant.”

Stunned silence.

“How? That’s not physically possible.” Colin chimed in.

“What do you mean?” V asked, looking directly at him.

“You’re a vampire… right??? We don’t reproduce like that.”

“I’ve been trying to tell you guys I didn’t think they were a vampire…” Guillermo muttered before clearing his throat and speaking up; “Did you know?”

“Know what? That Nandor was a vampire? Obviously. A bit after we all became true friends I figured it out. I didn’t say anything, but I did think it was weird nobody has bitten me yet, as I’m definitely not opposed to it.”

“You mean to tell me Nandor fucks???” Lazslo spoke at last, after much thinking.

“Yes, Nandor ‘fucks.’ And now I’m carrying his partially immortal spawn.” V paused, taking a breath and letting that sink in. “How do you think he’ll react?”

“… I think he’ll be happier than you expect. A bit shocked, maybe, but happy nonetheless. And then he’ll immediately want to turn you, but you seem okay with that outcome.” Colin mused.

“So how did you find out??” Lazslo asked.

“Sudden aversion to garlic, horrible vomiting and vertigo spells, blacking out and waking up in weird places. Not your typical baby symptoms, but I knew I had sex with Nandor so I took a couple tests and that was that. Truthfully I didn’t think anything of it when we did the deed, either.”

“Yes, unfortunately we can impregnate humans, but vampires cannot get pregnant themselves. Typically the baby does not survive, because the human parent cannot keep up with the mixed-species child’s needs, and the vampire has flown the coop.” Colin spoke, now actively feeding off of V, in spite of them already being drained from the baby in their gut.

“Knock it off, Colin,” Guillermo scolded, going to V’s side. “Come on, I’ll set up a place for you to rest until my master comes back.”

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When V awoke, they were being stood over by their colossal lover.

“Something is different about you,” Nandor spoke lowly, concern evident in his beautiful, dark eyes. V slowly sat up, taking his hands in theirs.

“Yeah, yeah. Something is different-”

“Are you sick?”

“No, no! Don’t worry… it’s just… I’m pregnant. It’s yours.”

A wave of emotions crashed behind Nandor’s eyes, though his expression did not change. His hands began to shake.

“You mean… you’re human?”

“Yes. But I won’t leave you. If being yours and carrying your spawn requires being turned, I’m willing.”

Nandor practically fell to his knees, resting his forehead on V’s hands. He allowed himself a few hidden tears, but V was never one to shame him for being emotional, so they lifted his face up so he would look at them.

“V… I’m a papa.”

“Yes…” V themself began to tear up as well. Nandor lifted his head properly and kissed his lover softly.

“I will turn you as soon as the baby is born… I don’t want it complicating the pregnancy. Oh… I’m a papa…” He stood, squeezing V quickly before rushing out of the room to tell the good news to those who already knew it. V smiled, wiping away their tears.

“He’ll be a good dad.” They assured themself, though they didn’t really need to. It was obvious his love was bursting at the seams for both of them.

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Baby Vampire Headcanonz

aka how everyone helps take care of little Ezra!

First and foremost, V is turned pretty much only a couple of weeks after the birth, so it’s not the smoothest transition, but at least V can now keep up with Ezra’s erratic sleep schedule!

At night; typically it rotates between V, Nandor, and Colin, to look after Ezra if she’s sleeping. Occasionally Lazslo and/or Nadja do it as well, but their schedules are obviously a bit too adventurous to make a lot of time for guarding a sleeping baby. ^o^”

Speaking of guarding, V and Nandor basically become living gargoyles, crouching on a shelf over Ezra’s crib-

An extra, unused room in the vast Vampire residence was converted into Ezra’s room, to be updated as she grows, and very gothy with everything a growing half-vampire needs!

During the day, it’s usually up to Guillermo to help with Ezra if she wakes up, but occasionally V will go against his new internal clock to provide some help as well.

Colin and Lazslo are the most hesitant in warming up to the child, with only Lazslo visibly growing more comfortable with handling her. Colin of course continues to stay awkward about it but tries his best, and is also the most likely of the adults to talk to Ezra with non-baby talk.

“My parents never talked to me in baby talk and coincidentally I was way ahead of a lot of my peers in language classes... I mean, they’re just little humans, right? Well, in our case, half-human.” - V

Nadja is all about cooing over the baby until vomit is involved.

Ezra is Nandor’s little princess!!! He spoils her to undeath but it’s okay bc it’s cute as fuck.

Even as a baby, Ezra exhibits some powers, including crawling on walls/ceilings, minor telekinesis, possible hypnotism but it might just be because she’s AN ADORABLE LITTLE BABY, and she has some very dull, tiny baby fangs that won’t fall out but will get bigger and sharper as she grows up.

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fremds!!

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Nobody asked but here are my gender/sexuality headcanons for my vampires and singular human. It is canon that everyone in the show is pan but I haven’t heard anything about the film. 

Generally I feel all vampires lean toward polyam relationships. And nobody here is cis SHSH (well, Nick can be the token cis/het ❤️)

Viago - Demiromantic/Pansexual, Nonbinary

Vladislav - Panromantic/Pansexual, Trans Man

Deacon - Biromantic/Bisexual, Demiboy

Petyr - Aromantic/Asexual, Nonbinary

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Nandor - Panromantic/Pansexual, Demiboy

Laszlo - Panromantic/Pansexual, Nonbinary/Genderfluid, doesn’t really put a lable to his gender he’s just Laszlo

Nadja - Panromantic/Pansexual, Demigirl

Colin - Definitely Panromantic bc canon but I’m not really sure about his sexuality. On one hand he attended the vampire orgy, on another I’m not sure if he’s actually very interested in sex and may have probably just attended to feed. Maybe sex-neutral/sex-indifferent Asexual? Trans Man.

Guillermo - Demiromantic/Demisexual (as I’m not sure if the pan rule applies to only the vampires or the whole main cast), Nonbinary

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Here Kitty-Kitty!

V x Nandor, though actually a majority of this is V interacting with Guillermo

Word Count: 1226

Tag List: @heavenshipped @ghostlyvenus @fangedwife @the-schizotypal-cryptid

Summary: V meets their neighbors for the first time while looking for their lost cat, Claude. Something about said neighbors is... odd. From the way they dress, to the way they act. And by the time they’ve parted ways, V can’t stop thinking about a certain someone.

Warnings: None, as far as I know. As always, never hesitate to ask me to tag specific things if I haven’t already!

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“Claude!” I called out for my cat in the dead of night, searching the yard. He had gotten out before I could lock the cat door for the evening, and I had only noticed when I had finally decided to get some sleep. “Claude, I don’t have time for this!”

I shook a treat bag at some bushes, but with no luck. I felt guilty and frustrated as I shown my phone’s flashlight up and down the sidewalk. Eventually, I took a breath and ventured to the other side of the street, wary of the neighbors.

“Here kitty, kitty, kitty… surely you haven’t gotten far… gods, I hope you haven’t gotten far.”

I froze in my tracks when a door suddenly opened, having not realized I had tread into someone’s yard. I straightened up and turned toward the neighbor, reminding myself of how I looked… a baggy sweater, tiny athletic shorts, hair resembling a bird’s nest, and glasses likely slightly askew.

“Er, sorry, did I wake you up??” I asked awkwardly, “I-I lost my cat.”

I could just make out the shape of a noticeably tall man with long, wavy hair in the doorway, but other than that his features were obscured by shadows.

“Cat, you say?” He asked in an accented voice after an extended beat of embarrassing silence. “What does it look like?”

“White and fluffy. He doesn’t have his collar on him since he was inside but he responds to the name Claude, most of the time.”

“Nandor, who in the blue blazes are you talking to??” Another voice came from inside the house.

“Our neighbor! They’ve lost their cat.” The man named Nandor turned back to me after calling over his shoulder. “Would you like to come in? It’s late. I’m sure you’re disoriented, and I have a few housemates. We could work together to find your precious…”

“Claude.” I finished for him before hesitantly approaching the steps. “I…”

I was cut off by a rumble of distant thunder.

“Sounds like a storm…” Nandor hummed, glancing toward the sky.

“I better come in.”

The man stepped aside and I entered the large home, closing the door behind me. I sighed, putting my phone in my pocket and running a hand through my hair. “This is all my fault…”

Nandor led me into a cozy lounge where a few others sat. In the warm glow of antique lamps, I realized how… eccentrically my neighbors dressed. Yet, it was incredibly familiar, considering my own tastes. I smiled a little.

“Didn’t know I was living across the street from other goths…?” I ventured, not wanting to offend them if it was another alternative subculture but it was the first thing that came to mind. “We should hang out sometime. Outside of trying to find my cat, that is, heh.”

My words gained no comment and I stood awkwardly beside Nandor.

“Guillermo!” His sudden call made me jump slightly. “Go get our guest something to drink while I discuss with Nadja and Lazslo about how we shall find their kitty-cat.”

“O-oh, okay,” a chubby man stood and guided me down a hallway, “c’mon. What’s your name?”

“I’m V.”

“V, are you a virgin?”

I stopped in my tracks, blushing furiously. “Th. That’s none of your business, what the fuck??” If I was only half-awake before, I was certainly well aware of myself now.

“Forget I said anything,” Guillermo showed me to a mini-fridge. I shook my head, bewildered. Maybe I heard him wrong??? He opened the fridge. “Let’s see, we’ve got water.”

He paused. There wasn’t much else in there. He closed the fridge. “Or I have a stash of lavender tea in my room.”

“Tea sounds great,” I told him as I heard the faint patters of a storm beginning. I frowned, thinking aloud; “I hope Claude finds some place dry if we can’t find him…”

Guillermo led me to his room. “I’m sure he’ll be okay.”

The “room” was not much bigger than a closet, with enough room for a bed, a bedside table-dresser combo, a cabinet above the bed, and a portable stove. Guillermo retrieved a teapot, a mug, and of course the tea, from the cabinet.

“Could you go fill this up in the bathroom for me, please? It’s just down the hall and to the right.” He offered me the teapot. I took it and stumbled to the bathroom, beginning to question if entering this strange house with strange people was a good idea… but then again, I would’ve just been caught in the rain and probably given up on my search. I filled the teapot with water and returned. Guillermo set it on the portable stove and waited for it to simmer.

“You can sit down if you want to,” he gestured toward the bed. Instead, I sat on the floor, not quite comfortable with sitting on a stranger’s bed.

“I’m alright here.”

When the pot whistled, he put a teabag in the mug and poured the steaming water over it.

“Sorry I don’t have sugar or anything like that, not much room in the cabinet.”

“How’d you get stuck with a room like this??”

Guillermo simply glanced away sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. I decided not to push it, instead thanking him for the tea as I waited for it to steep. I drank in silence before Nandor called for Guillermo again and we headed back to the lounge.

“We think Claude may be on the property,” Nandor told me. My expression lit up.

“Really??”

“We heard some yowling in the backyard when lightning lit up the sky. He probably found a dry place near the shed, the roof has a bit of a lip to it.”

I turned to leave, excited to retrieve my cat, but was stopped by Nandor’s sizeable hand on my shoulder. “We should wait until it’s dry, no? Don’t want to spook your little kitty if he has found a dry spot by taking him in the rain.”

“I don’t want him to catch a cold…” I frowned, “don’t you have towels or something?”

“No.”

Something odd occurred, then. We made eye contact, and something seemed to change in the large man. “Maybe. Guillermo, grab Colin.”

Guillermo skittered off and soon returned with a rather average-looking man.

“What’s all the hubbub??” Colin asked.

“You’re going to help our neighbor retrieve their cat from our yard. Guillermo, towels.”

Guillermo skittered off again and I gave Nandor a quizzical look.

“Why do you talk to him like that??”

“Who?”

“Guillermo. Do this, do that. He’s not your servant.”

He didn’t respond, and soon we had a couple of towels to scoop Claude in. I moved on, simply wanting to grab my cat and leave by now. Myself and this Colin fellow stepped out into the pouring rain after I was lent a jacket from Guillermo, and wandered around to the back of the house. I did eventually find Claude, huddled and shaking behind the shed, as Nandor predicted. I scooped him up in a towel with Colin’s help, thanked him, and dashed back home, forgetting to return the jacket.

It was not long after this encounter that Nandor began to show up in my dreams, more and more frequently as months went on, driving me batty. What the hell was up with my neighbors?!

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wwdits (series) s/i vibes

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I’m indecisive; meet V, Staten Island’s resident Midwestern Vampire with a penchant for thrift shopping and turning human flesh into a gum substitute for fellow creatures of the night.

He has both a human disguise, similar to the picture featured in the moodboard, and a more monstrous form, other than the standard bat form. (Among other creatures.) He also tends to hide his eyes, either with bangs or sunglasses, because they are always distinctly non-human.

Flatmates with Laszlo, Nadja, Nandor, Colin, and of course Guillermo! Laszlo and Nadja immediately began fawning over him, and he and Nandor are close but are unsure what to make of their relationship.

While the idea of a Super Old and “Wizened”™ vampire is totally my jam, it wouldn’t be truthful to my own vibes. So, like Edgar, V is a relatively young vampire; Younger than Edgar, even, being turned in 1920 but adapting to modern trends much quicker than other vampires. He favors the 80s/90s (and even early 2000s occasionally) aesthetics with gothic twists.

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Tell me about your vampire babes!! How does your relationship work w each of them, like dynamics and such?

*rubs hands together* !!!

Film Vamps!

🔆 Viago: Closest bond and knows the most about me, is most understanding of my anxiety, etc. Looks out for me a lot and we're always quick to compliment each other. Seeks me out for fashion advice. :oD

🐈 Vladislav: Lover! Confident, Experienced Dumbass + Shy, Inexperienced Smartass (somewhat) shshshs. Shows off for me but also knows he doesn't have to be this big, brooding, macho man all the time when it's just us. Helping me with my confidence!

🍽️ Deacon: I don't have any particularly strong feelings about his character so I don't have anything super fleshed out, other than we're friends based on living in the same house.

🏰 Petyr, before he died: Fairly close. I talked to him and he listened, and that was about the extent of our relationship.

✨ Nick: I tolerate him but I also want to maul him SHSHSSH

Show Vamps + Singular Human!

🌫️ Nandor: Bestest friends! Cuddly and we often get into long conversations with each other where we don't even know what the starting topic was but now we're talking about something else shshhshs

💝 Lazslo: Lover! Very "loud and proud" about his relationship with me and Nadja. Would kill for us. Showers us in affection; it's not always executed properly but his heart's in the right place!

🖤 Nadja: Lover x2! GOOD LADY WIFE!!! I would kill for her/she would also kill for me and Lazslo, you get the point shshsh. Like Lazslo, she's very doting toward me, though in a less brash way. They both love to show me off, but Nadja also likes our private moments together just as much!

🧠 Colin: Colin I love exist beside you but PLEASE SHUT UP... /lh SGHSHGSSH Seeing as I barely have any energy in the first place I can tolerate Colin's presence the longest. So. We're """friends.,"""" :o)

🕯️ Guillermo: Also good friend! I probably show him the most respect in comparison to the other vampires. 😅 I attempt to pay for his groceries but my s/i died in the 1920s, so while they don't try to use ancient coins like Nandor their money is still outdated. He is also probably the reason my s/i still has some humanity in-tact and is adapting so quickly to the new times.

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Losing my mind over this new season and I’m only two episodes in

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GHDSHGSGHS I HAD A THOUGHT,, that v managed to live among/in contact with the vampires without getting turned long enough for them to do the do with nandor and become pregnant with Ezra. AND THE FACT THEY GET PREGNANT IS WHAT FINALLY TIPS OFF, HEY, THEY’RE NOT AN UNDEAD BLOODSUCKER SGHSHGHS because apparently i now headcanon that vampires themselves can’t get pregnant, but can impregnate others

(V) “Well... I’m pregnant. And it’s got to be Nandor’s-” (Colin) “That’s physically impossible. Unless...” (Guillermo) “I’ve been saying I didn’t think they were a vampire!” (Laszlo) “Nandor fucks????”

AHGSHGHSHSSJDKDHJJDK-

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NOT ME SCREAMING OVER GUILLERMO

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tumblr knows what i want to see

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Concept of V’s monster form. See bio for pronouns. 🔪

6′3″ + 5 inch heels

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Edgar the Vampire notes/main traits:

- Introvert/loner/socialization avoidant

- Mildly paranoid/anxious

- Cynical

- Creative

- Witty/humorous (Both in reaction to stress and if he’s become relaxed with your presence)

- Basically the “FUTURE...” scene from Spongebob Squarepants when put under significant pressure

- Due to his anxieties he’s become accustomed to not eating for days on end (Busy avoiding the outside world and all)

- More of a mentally powerful vampire than a physically powerful one