#🍫 hershey answers

[hershey-writes]

Hello, how are you?

EI read what you wrote about Jotaro, I loved it! But I've been wondering. How would Yandere Jotaro react to his dear being pregnant? I imagine him being extremely overprotective. And Holly is a grandmother who spoils her grandchildren.

PExample: he and she got married and now she is pregnant.

tw: yandere, unhealthy relationships, possessiveness, pregnancy..you get the drill. scroll if any of this will make you uncomfortable.

he'll become a housewife more serious thoughts below the cut! AFAB reader below, although i try to remove most gendered language like 'mother' 'wife' etc

features holly, jotaro and introducing sadao!

first off; jotaro does not like sharing. at all. period, full stop. its been that way since he was a kid. but..the more he thinks about it, this whole pregnancy doesn't actually sound that bad. its an excuse for you to stay home and quit your job, its a way to ensure that you don't leave him and the baby can be a permanent reminder of your everlasting love! hey, that isn't that bad! he just needs to make sure your attention remains mostly on him and it should be fine. expect a lot of pampering. he knows that you're way more fragile pregnant, and as an already protective guy, his instincts will worsen. you're not going out at all. don't expect to see the sun until jolyne's in her crib. also, he'll become WAYYY more jealous and yet..simultaneously proud??? like on the rare occassion you go out with your friends or family he be trailing you like a shadow and eyeing anyone who's getting a little too close for his liking and yet he gets this smug look (by jotaro standards anyway) whenever you mention your pregnancy. after jolyne's born, he actually grows to like the kid. sure, its a bit annoying now that you have to feed her and change her diapers and what-not, but she has your eyes and his smile and..well, she is pretty cute when she starts babbling at him and pinching his cheeks. holly is a beast. have you heard of monster mother-in-laws? well, holly's like that, except in the opposite direction; she babies you to oblivion. you thought her son was bad?? oh-ho-ho, you clearly have not had shared a room with holly. she's controlling every move you make, she writes you up a diet, she's called your work and already quit for you, she's making you move in with her, she's replacing your wardrobe, she's teaching you how to cook and clean and she's already made a room for the baby. isn't she just the best mother in law? sadao is..conflicted. you're basically in the same situation he was when he started "dating" holly. well, can it be counted as dating when you were in (what was then) some random stranger's basement in a foreign country and she started calling you her husband even though you'd never met her before? either way, he really wants to help you, but he's batshit terrified of his wife and wants to make sure his son won't hurt you somehow. so he tries to help you in small ways-- comforting you when you're crying, giving you advice, offering to teach you to play some saxophone etc etc. but there's really not much he can do, can he? he's also away a lot of the time; partially because he loves his job, partially so he can get away from holly for as long as possible. he also tries to cancel out holly's worse tendencies by reminding her to at least ask you before she tries to force you to quit your job. he's away a lot and jotaro turned out fine, didn't he? well, jotaro didn't turn out fine, but he's not about to challenge holly's delusions and risk getting the wrath of joseph joestar on him.

[tinyowlthoughts]

The EC-Theobromine: Chocolate

"Ugh, I would kill for some chocolate right now."

Gorvan fumbled the holopad he'd been typing on, all four hands brushing against the screen as he tried to keep it from hitting the ship floor. He failed and it bounced off the tiles - thankfully neither breaking, nor denting the flooring. Grimacing, he swept it up with his tail and checked over the casing, before the alarming words registered in his head. A glance at the couch showed the human - Max - hadn't moved - still twisted up in their weird, pretzely way, chin in their weird five-fingered hand as they peered at the passing stars with a far-away look in their eyes.

"You, uh, want...chocolate?" He asked, certain he'd misheard.

"Oh my god, yes." Max heaved a sigh, shoulders rising to their weird, inefficient ears before dropping back down. "Jesus, I'd even eat a Hershey's Bar right now."

Gorvan gripped his tablet with two of his hands, hard enough to crack the casing. "Oh, um - what is a 'Hershey'?"

Max didn't look away from the window, still lost gazing into the galaxy. "It's a type of chocolate bar from Earth. Maybe a Mars Bar or a Milky Way would be better..."

Gorvan huffed through his nostrils, tail lashing anxiously behind him. "Oh. Um. I - er, I forgot I have a meeting with Captain! I have to go." Without waiting for an answer he turned and fled the recreation room, hooved feet clattering against the floor, desperate to report what he had heard. He missed the bemused look Max gave him before returning to their star gazing.

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"Max."

The human paused upon entering the meeting room, seeing the rest of the C7H8N4O2 Star Explorer gathered around the table. All eight were tense in their seats, and the moth-like Elaana looked like she'd been crying. (Well, the species equivalent, which appeared as a dusting of pollen along her sharp cheekbones.)

Taurvin, the captain, was sitting in the largest seat at the head of the table, his considerable bulk looming over the rest of them. Oddly, the first-mate seat to his left was empty. Gorvan was instead sitting in Max's own.

"Uh, hey all. We playing musical chairs?" Max glanced between the empty chair and Gorvan, but when nobody asked for an explanation to their odd human reference (a common occurrence), they figured it wasn't the time for jokes.

"Have a seat, Max." Taurvin motioned to the first mate seat and, with a bit of hesitation, Max moved to take it. Luckily Gorvan, despite being bulky himself, wasn't too much larger than a standard human and the chair was comfortable enough. "We have something important to address."

Oh god above, what had they done this time? Max tried to think back to all the interactions they'd onboard the last few weeks, but couldn't come up with anything too egregious. Sure, there was the whole joke with 'human snot is acidic' thing but that had been more of a gross-out prank on Elaana, the ships medic, who hadn't seemed too upset when they accidentally sneezed on her a few days later and dropped the act. Epitak, the ships engineer, had been pretty pissed when ze found out Max had taken apart the air filtration unit in their quarters to try and understand how it worked, but ze had also walked them through repairing it, so they thought it was all forgiven.

Oh jeeze, had they found the plans to get a kitten onboard under the 'emotional assistance animal' loophole?

"Max." Taurvin's normally jolly voice was grave, and all the crews eyes were on them as he spoke. "It has come to my attention that you have been expressing some...troubling thoughts."

Okay, definitely the kitten thing then. "Look, I can explain," they started, but Taurvin held up a large, three-fingered hand and stopped them.

"I do not want you to feel pressured to speak to us if you do not wish to. As a member of the Intergalactic Exploration Society, you have access to mental health resources at no cost, any time, anywhere. I will be more than happy to assist you in setting up a link to a therapist through HR and, if required, will grant you time off the ship if you need it. You are the best navigator I have ever seen, and I do not want to lose you."

"Well, thanks, but uh, what do you mean?" Max glanced around the table and noticed that the normally upbeat crew were all showing signs of distress (Elaana was brushing away newly fallen pollen from her compound eyes).

"Max, you requested chocolate." Gorvan reminded them. "This morning, you said you would even eat a substance known as a Hershey Bar from your home planet." The human had never heard the first mate sound so distressed. When Max just blinked, Epitak took over, beak clacking anxiously as ze spoke.

"We understand that many planets have government programs in place for self euthanasia," ze explained, technical as always in zeir word choice, "but we aboard this ship would much rather assist you in healing rather than lose you, despite what you may feel is best for you. Suicide by theobromine is not the way forward."

"...what."

"It's okay, love!" The pollen was flowing freely from Elaana's eyes now, and she blinked it away with her long lashes. If there weren't a table between them, Max was sure she would have bundled them up in a full-wing hug and refused to let them go. "We'll support you through it all, we promise. You're part of our crew - our family, and we never want you to feel otherwise!"

"Well, uh, thanks. I see you all as family too...?" Max glanced at the four remaining crew members. Dhaca and Lenzoill were quiet but obviously upset, Qhals was staring at the ceiling with their fanged muzzle pulled into a tight grimace, and Ir'ith was -

Ir'ith was smirking.

Max narrowed their eyes at the inventory manager and ship cook (for the simple fact that he was the only one onboard who could cook). The zad merely shrugged when their eyes met, though his grin was growing.

"I think I'm missing something here." Max admitted, looking between Gorvan and Taurvin. "This is all because I got a chocolate craving?"

"A craving?" Elaana almost lunged across the table at the word, the only thing holder her back Ir'ith's hand on her shoulder. "You mean you've had chocolate before?"

"Well, yeah? All the time." Max was not expecting the horrified expressions they received.

"So humans treat theobromine as a drug?" Epitak asked, aghast.

"Noooo...? It's a dessert. Like, a sweet treat." Max had no idea what was going on now, but by the way Ir'ith's shoulders were shaking, he did. "Hershey's is a candy bar."

"Wait," Dhaca finally spoke up, leaning forward and shoving his glasses (well, glass - one lens for one eye and all) to the top of his head, "theobromine is not toxic to humans?"

"I'm assuming that theo-stuff is chocolate?" When Dhaca nodded, Max nodded in return. "Yeah, no, chocolate isn't toxic to humans. I ate it all the time on Earth."

Ir'ith gave up and cackled, sounding a bit like the grackles Max used to watch in their back garden on Earth. The avian's wings flapped a few times as he laughed, having to lean forward and grasp his stomach with taloned claws to keep himself from falling out of his chair. When he finally glanced up at Max, it was to the flattest look the human could manage, which only sent him into another gale of laughter.

Taurvin sighed, pinching the bridge of his boar-like snout. "I believe this has all been a misunderstanding," he spoke over the cooks laughter, which had turned into squeaky gasps. "Dismissed."

A few befuddled glances were thrown Max's way, but the rest of the crew were quick to leave, avoiding Ir'ith's flapping wings as they squeezed out of the room. Soon only the cook, first mate, captain, and navigator were left.

"Sorry, kid." Ir'ith finally came up for breath, wiping at his eyes as he regained his composure. He fished into one of the many pockets that adorned his poncho and produced a bar wrapped in purple foil, which he tossed to Max. The human caught it and felt their whole face light up. "No hard feelings, right?"

"None at all, dude!" Max tore open the wrapping and took a big bite of the Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar, nearly melting at the familiar, sweet flavor exploding on their tongue.

"For the record," Ir'ith said as he stood, cracking his back, "Zad's can eat chocolate to. Let me know next time you have a craving." He sauntered out of the room, humming happily.

The three sat in silence for a moment, other than the crinkle of the chocolate bar wrapper. Finally, Taurvin cleared his throat.

"Max, I apologize for not conferring with you in private beforehand." The captain sighed. "I did not wish to embarrass you, but an intervention was suggested and I believed that comfort from your crew would be the best way to show the seriousness of our support were you truly entertaining the thought of self euthanasia."

The human shrugged. "It was nice to hear you all care about me, even though I've only been on board a few months," they admitted. "And I got chocolate out of it." They wiggled the remains of the bar.

"Still, if you ever feel the need for mental health services, they are available to you. And if there is ever anything I or the rest of the crew can do to assist you in that way, please don't hesitate to ask." Taurvin placed a hand on his chest and tilted his head to the side, a show of sincerity for his people.

"Well," Max tapped the chocolate against their chin in thought, "there may be one thing. Have you ever heard of cats?"

Next: Bluffing

EC Theobromine Character & Worldbuilding Notes

Original Reddit Prompt:

[missmeinyourbones]

leah!! i miss you!! how are you!! it’s been such a while since i last dropped by here 🥺 i hope life has been treating you kindly over the past month 🥺

i come with a curious sel question!! 😌 something spooky season related!!! what treat is your fave singling out from your trick-or-treat loot?? what are you singling out? is it the chocolates? the candies? other treats?? 🍫🍬🎃

SEL my dearest…. you continue to be the sweetest angel to grace this earth and please know that while i haven’t answered any over the last few months, your asks always truly make my day

only thing coming to mind right now is that touya is a BITCH. claims he hates halloween but gets grumpy when i don’t have a horror movie queued up for us on the weekends. gets mad that i spend too much money on candy for trick or treaters but awkwardly stands in the hallway every time i open the door and gush over a baby dressed in a onesie. claims he doesn’t like candy and the options i got are lame but he is a SUCKER for chocolate and is sneaking hersheys every time he walks by the bowl. LOSERRERRRRRRRRR

[kits-ships]

👍 🍫 for the doctor?

hi i definitely didn't miss halloween :) its definitely not november but shh!!

👍 - Do they like Halloween, or do you have to force them to participate?

i think he finds humanity's adoration of halloween very endearing. before olive can convince him to celebrate, though, he insists that he explains the holiday's origins, what samhain is, and a bunch of little fun facts like how turnips were the original jack'o'lanterns. he will also happily eat candy and watch horror movies with her, but dressing up depends on the incarnation!!

he insists that he doesnt wanna dress up..... you might get him to wear some silly glasses or something, though

YES OFC. he'd be something goofy like a squirrel.

he initially says no, but olive eventually convinces him to go shopping with her and he falls in love with some regal vampire outfit. three will pretend like he's only getting it for her but actually loves it and flaunts around all day

you dont even have to ask. he originally wants to be over the top with a handmade mask, an intricate outfit, and some props, but he gets distracted and almost forgets halloween entirely. olive ends up making him some little ears and draws a nose on him so that he can be a bear. its a little last minute, but the tardis comes in clutch with a brown sweater and corduroy pants!!

he says he doesn't want to dress up but he also can't say no to olive. as to not push him too far, she draws a lil nose on him again and gives him some ears and a tail so that he can achieve full, golden retriever energy. he is embarrassed.

he gives olive a firm 'no'. peri tries to tease him into dressing up by talking about how dreadful his usual outfit his, but he ends up just sulking into olive's side for the rest of the night. if anyone asks, hes joseph in the technicolor dreamcoat

he considers it and acts like his answer is no, but he secretly goes off and finds the absolute goofiest costume he can find. like, this man would show up to olives door dressed as buttercup with ace in a bubbles costume. it doesnt matter if she already had an outfit planned because olive has to be blossom ofc!!

he is sappy and wants couples costumes; even if they aren't planning on going out. after going through the tardis' wardrobe, they eventually settle on mr darcy and elizabeth bennet

he says no, but olive gently coaxes him into the idea as long as the costume isn't too overbearing. they end up adding a bandana and sunglasses to his usual look so that he can be a biker :)

oh he was planning on it. but, as excited as he was to dress up, it takes them the whole month to figure out what to go as. through the use of the internet, they eventually decide to be tuxedo mask and sailor moon (even though olive doesnt know anything about the show/manga)

he is so excited to dress up as something cool and scary but, as soon as they walk into the store, he is enraptured by the countless onesies and insists on choosing one of them. he loves that they can be a costume and pajamas!! olive chooses a silly lil monkey onesie for him and he picks a bunny onesie for her

'i dont wanna dress up' shhh. yes you do. clara and olive manage to get him to wear a ghostbusters uniform and, after spending a good amount of time trying to boost his confidence and inflate his ego, the other two decide to be some kind of ghost or ghoul.

oh my god. she insists on it. the whole fam has to get into it, too, and she spends so long trying to search for group costumes. eventually, they settle on horror icons!! the doctor dresses up as freddy krueger, olive is annabelle, yaz chose chucky, graham is jason, dan is forced to be michael myers, and ryan is secretly excited to be ghostface. the doctor also demands that they try to be 'in character' as they go trick or treating

🍫 - What is their favorite candy/treat?

okay after that massive list im only giving a simple answer.

olive likes getting lollipops and pretzels (she's gettin old smh) and the doctor loves hershey bars, starbursts, and double bubble so he can blow obnoxiously large bubbles!!!!!!

[mark-matos]

🚀🤖 So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish: An AI Takeover! 🤖🚀

📚🔍 Hello, Hal! Do You Read Me? - AI and the Supply Chain 🔍📚

Artificial Intelligence, with its cold, calculating algorithms, is now en route to take over the monotonous roles in the supply chain, effectively chucking us humans out of the equation. Morgan Stanley calls this impending scenario an AI-powered version of The Office without all the humorous chaos. #OfficeSpaceMeetsIrobot

🍫🤖 Charlie and the AI Factory 🤖🍫

Picture this: robotic arms swiftly organizing Hershey's chocolates in neat, perfect rows, ready to be shipped off to chocoholics worldwide. No, it's not the Oompa Loompas! It's our mechanical mates, the bots, preparing to take over last-mile deliveries. And you thought Amazon Prime was fast! #WillyWonkaGoesAI

🚛🤓 The Rise of the Machines: Goodbye Truckers, Hello Sidewalk Robots 🤓🚛

The transportation industry is about to get a makeover, and not the Extreme Makeover kind. Self-driving trucks are hitting the highway, sidewalk robots are skipping down your street, and customer service bots are answering your frantic calls. Sci-fi? More like supply chain reality. It's the Wall-E world we never asked for, but we're getting anyway! #TransformersInTheRealWorld

💡🚀 Make It So, Number One - The Freight Transportation Revolution 🚀💡

Morgan Stanley predicts a Star Trek-style shift in freight transportation, with AI leading the charge. Autonomous trucks, drones, and even blockchain technologies are poised to disrupt the sector. Even Picard would find it hard to keep up! #AIEngage

📦👀 The AI is Watching" - Predictive Power and No More Empty Shelves! 👀📦

Supply chains are as complicated as an episode of Westworld, but AI is swooping in like a superhero to save the day. Through predictive analysis, AI systems could forecast disruption scenarios, ensuring your favorite cereal remains on the supermarket shelf. No more breakfast blues! #CaptainAISavesTheDay

🧩🌍 AI Goes Mainstream with Maersk 🌍🧩

Maersk, the shipping giant, is betting big on AI. Navneet Kapoor, their CTIO, compares AI's transition from "interesting research projects" to mainstream applications to the evolution of the TARDIS from Doctor Who. Expect a timey-wimey shift in shipping logistics! #AIPioneers

⚖️👩‍💻 A Double-edged Sword of Efficiency and Job Loss 👩‍💻⚖️

AI, much like Gollum's precious ring, is a double-edged sword. It brings unparalleled efficiency but threatens to render several jobs obsolete. But don't panic! Like every disruptive technology, it'll create new roles. So, while your job might morph, it won't vanish entirely. Think of it as an AI-induced job evolution! #TheHobbitMeetsAI

🔎🗺️ The Rise of AI "Knowledge Assistants" 🗺️🔎

AI could become your next efficient office assistant, sans the coffee-making abilities. As per Igor Rikalo, AI-powered "knowledge assistants" will help streamline orders and supply, leading to a more productive working environment. Just be careful not to call them Jarvis! #IronManInTheOffice

Overall, this massive transition may seem daunting, but as they say in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Don't Panic"! After all, who knows? We might even get a few robotic colleagues who could beat us at office trivia!

[mlqc-gavinslove]

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Tagging anyone who would like to do this..it pretty fun to answer and read other's answers 😄

Thanks for the tag @finger-pieck sorry I’m a bit late getting to this!! 

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions.

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Currently reading : Shingeki no Kyojin but I’m behind >_< 

Currently watching : Haikyuu!!, Hypnosis Mic, A3!, and a few other things casually that are on tv

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[hershey-writes]

How many characters can i pick for the yandere alphabet thing?

id give a max of three so i can answer them fully!

[hershey-writes]

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my name is hershey and welcome to my little corner of the internet !!

as my bio would suggest, i write yandere (and non-yandere) fanfiction. i'm currently 16+ and i use they/them pronouns. i take prompts but not requests; it all depends on my mood.

ASKS ARE ALWAYS OPEN FOR QUESTIONS, PROMPTS, COMMENTS ETC ETC !

i write for all sorts of fandoms. the best way to know if i write for it is to ask. as a general guide, i write for;

jojo's bizarre adventure (parts 1-7, possibly gappy and yasuho if you give me a good prompt)

jujutsu kaisen (maki, yuta, toge, satoru, suguru, yuki, and kento)

hunter x hunter (ging (obvs), kurapika, leorio, illumi, milluki if you give me a good prompt, chrollo, aged up!gon and killua, machi, pakunoda, pariston, cheadle, kite)

honkai: star rail (most characters except for the children and dr ratio)

bungou stray dogs (everyone except for dazai, fyodor, nikolai and akutagawa)

yu-gi-oh (most characters; the best way to know is to ask)

code geass (lelouch vi brittania)

and pretty much anything else that strikes my interest!

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i will obviously write yandere-related horror shenanigans, a lá being kidnapped etc etc but i will not write or interact with hard nsfw or kink.

most of the time, i write gn reader, however i will also write female and male reader if i feel like it enhances the story, which tbh is pretty rare.

i don't condone anything i write, this is all fiction. if you are in situations that resemble ANY of the horror fics i write, here are some domestic violence helplines i recommned;

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please keep yourself safe. you are loved and valued, and your safety matters.

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i'm fine with anyone over 15 accessing my work, so long as you understand that this is fiction not to be replicated in reality and read the trigger warnings before reading, which will be over every piece.

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my masterlist:

oh hunter, my hunter! (ging freecss x reader, longfic, slowburn, eventual yandere)

yandere! jotaro kujo headcanons (jotaro kujo x reader, part 3-4, headcanons)

kishibe rohan's love report (rohan kishibe x reader, part 4, slowburn, oneshot)