#🐇s/i

[uncertified-selfship]

together's so nice in the darkest place...

carrie, it/its

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profiction, would prefer if antiship stay far away from this blog, this isn't for you.

if you need any of my posts tagged with a cw, please don't be afraid to send an ask.

tags listed under cut

note: i keep all my f/os mostly anonymous on this blog for various personal reasons. some of them i might semi-reveal via photos/fanart of them. i'm not comfortable sharing any of them unless i specify otherwise.

F/Os

📓 - he/him - occasional dead dove AUs - the main of my main f/os, everything i do kinda just comes back to him

🩶 - he/him - shipcest - i can't think of any additional notes just know i love big bro

🥀 - he/him - mostly just a sweet fluffy selfship - monsterboy4monsterboy

🎤 - he/xe - selfcest - stupid little fucking twink (positive) i'm getting cuteness aggression just typing this

⚠️ - she/he - age gap, polyship with 🦝 - probably the cruelest of my f/os

🦝 - he/they - age gap, polyship with ⚠️ - a little bit nicer

🔥 - he/him - nonhuman f/o, i'm pretty sure demonic?

👑 - any pronouns - the closest i have to a classic villain f/o i think?? (cus the underlings)

🩷 - he/any - stupid leetspeak twink <33333

S/Is

all s/is have "s/i" after their emoji in the tags

🐇 - ethan, he/him - s/i for 📓 + 🩶 (version 1) and ⚠️ + 🦝 (version 2) - for elaboration, there's basically two versions of him for different parts of canon, there's a little bit of variation (mostly outfit + personality)

💙 - azure, it/he - s/i for 🎤 - takes a form that's basically his own version of 🎤, weird shapeshifter bug monster thing

🦊 - milo, he/him - s/i for 🥀 - one of my more "unrealistic" s/is, he can shapeshift into an eevee but this isn't a pokemon universe

⚰️ - "tails" [name tbd], he/it - s/i for 🔥 - still haven't fully figured this one out but he's essentially immortal (comes back to life after dying)

🔮 - sirus, she/her - s/i for 👑 - basically just one of my avatars/outfits on roblox + a different spelling of the name i used to go by

💛 - malachi, she/it/he - s/i for 🩷 - weird mannequin/doll girlboy babbling nonsense

OTHER SELFSHIP TAGS

any/all f/os - self explanatory

[au] - indicates an alternate universe of my f/o (yandere, monster, etc.)

WARNING TAGS

cw shipcest - self explanatory

cw age gap - underage x adult

cw nsft joke - carried over from my main, basically sex jokes n shit like that

cw f/o abuse - harm to the f/o, usually done by the s/i

cw s/i abuse - harm to the s/i, usually done by the f/o

[getoapologist]

obsessed with whatever they have going on

[bl0odyh3art]

puppy hybrid Leon who's like. too horny all the time.....so he just jumps everything like the dumb puppy! a couch? yeah! chairs? yeah! tv stand? yeah! your legs? yeah! boxes? yeah!!! like he cannot contain that....

[bizarrescribblez]

UM…. I got hit with the yearning for Stanley again so I drew him a lot this week since it’s been an emotional one 🥲💓 I MISSED DRAWING HIM SM ITS BEEN SO LONGGG. If any of y’all don’t know he’s been my main f/o for four years and he means sm to me.. I also drew him with my mtl boys cuz .. the main guys hanging out makes me hehehehe. THE FIRST TWO OF THESE ARE REDRAWS OF OLD ME X STAN DOODLES FROM 2019 TOO which makes me extra emotional cuz :,) art improvement but also the way I draw myself now makes me happy

[cryptidhusband]

busting out and slightly redesigning my clownsona for tadc.

this meme felt the best way to describe his character.

[drachliebe]

FINALLY!! ART!! i wanted to give a little rough ref to lilli's different phases! the idea for cartoon!v is that because she's a water fairy, she changes w/ the seasons!

for winter, there's ref to snowflakes/sharp edges and her hair would turn to ice cubes when braided, spring is free-flowing water w/ a lot of curves, autumn is mist (and directly insp by villa amalka) , and summer give her a really poofy dress and hair to mimic clouds!

i also think that dep on her form, it also gives her different abilities--- like as a cloud she can float, autumn can turn to mist, fun things like that.

i also thought of a scenario that on her first transformation, lilli had no idea that any of this would happen and was expecting to melt after a day of playing in greenland w/ her friends. luckily that wasn't the case!

also extra below for reluctant dad having a crisis:

somebody went to the icebox for a week after that.

[astral-express-family]

I saw you wanted to talk Astral Express Fam so Ill share a few headcanons, feel free to add your own💜

March gets sucked into youtube rabbit holes really easily, she literally falls asleep to a cooking video and somehow ends up on random ASMR videos

Dan Heng likely knows alot about random planets and their cultures/civilizations, he seems like a bit of a nerd so i think he'll info dump abt them to you if you ask

^ adding to above if you ask any question about what he's talking about he will definitely go off on tangents and talk about different, semi-related things while he answers your question^.^

Welt's room is kinda messy, his desk is covered in half-done sketches and random books about mecha and drawing. He probably also wakes up and spends the first hour of his day doing warmup sketches/drawings

Even though she prefers dark, bitter coffee, Himeko has memorized the specific way everyone on the express likes their coffee and she makes fresh cups in the morning for everyone.

Himeko, Stelle and March have girl's nights where they try on new clothes they bought and listen to Himeko talk about previous Nameless and the adventures she had with them

^Pom-Pom is sometimes roped into them, they have successfully dressed them up as Cinnamoroll at least once(ik pom pom purin is right there but idk cinnamoroll just...fits)

I wanna know ur thoughts and stuff, lmk lmk lmk<3

yessssss i so agree with all of these wklejfkdjf

i especially love the girl's nights headcanon (i may only be partly girl but i am there for Girl's Nights too :3) honestly i might need to draw Cinnamoroll Pom-Pom at some point wjkfdjkd

Also headcanons of my own (ft. Miya aka my s/i):

if any threat got onto the Express, Pom-Pom would bite it without hesitation

When it comes to protecting his family (especially his kids), Welt has zero reservations about getting violent

There was once a time where Stelle, Himeko and Welt went to a planet together and pretended to be a family - husband, wife, and their daughter

It was Stelle's idea - Himeko thought it was funny and Welt was embarrassed

Surprisingly enough, Welt's actually very much a Girl Dad

Not to say he doesn't love Dan Heng or Caelus, of course

He's just ended up being closer to Miya, March, and Stelle overall

Conveniently enough, Himeko's actually very much a Boy Mom (not the shitty ones from like TikTok or whatever though)

March collects plushies and is very excited when she learns that Miya collects them as well

Stelle and Caelus forcibly claim Miya as their long-lost triplet (joking)

Dan Heng is incredibly touch-starved, but he will never admit this

His lack of admitting it doesn't matter, he gets hugs and cuddles from everyone anyways

Welt is the resident pillow for the Astral Express Kids

Himeko has borrowed March's camera and taken several pictures of them

Pom-Pom has been used as a stuffed animal, especially by Miya - they complain about it but secretly they don't actually mind

that was a lot of headcanons but i have many thoughts about these guys sooo

[makyurini]

if könig was in his 20s it wouldn’t be nearly as fun imagining him sobbing beneath us - 🐇

people are so afraid to make him older and idk why. what’s more attractive than having an older, more experienced, weathered man under your boot begging for you? yes, it’s fun to imagine him as a shy little virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman and cums in his pants if you look at him a certain way. but to also imagine him as someone with confidence that’s only earned with age, someone who has seen the world and knows what he wants from it, someone who knows what he needs in a partner, and finds it all and more in the way you coo down his name as you overstimulate him?

now THAT is *chef’s kiss*

[caracello]

i see shawty went doom mode today (leaving) (returning with a vampire cape held over my nose) vas that guy bothering you

[ok2rb, he/any for both!]

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Tea Time Interruptions

Ship: The Mad Hatter (Tarrant Hightopp) x Gabriel Renard Kingsleigh, familial Gabriel & Alice

Word Count: 1059

Summary: Some Gabriel/Hatter interactions and the moment when Alice returns to Underland.

Tag List: @canongf @rexscanonwife @dudefrommywesterns @futurewife

Gabriel would never regret leaving London for this miraculous place, but things sure did get dull being confined to tea time for all eternity. After being accepted by the Underland Underground Resistance, despite not being Alice, he couldn’t wander far without somehow finding himself back at that long, messy table. At least on his walks there was Cheshire to talk to and strange things to observe.

And he’d never say anything bad about Hatter, either. His loyal companion after three years of wandering Underland alone. During that time, he only knew Absolem, the caterpillar, and the Cheshire Cat. Considering both of them knew the rest of the resistance, Gabriel was surprised he hadn’t come into contact with them sooner.

Gabriel sighed as he wandered back into the charred clearing where his friends sat, returning from another fruitless wander.

“Welcome back, Gabriel!” Mallymkun called. Gabriel waved, stifling a yawn. “See anything interesting?”

“‘Lo, all. Same old, same old. Had a lovely chat with Absolem. Do you think he’s going to build a cocoon soon?”

“A what?”Thackery interjected and Gabriel waved his hand dismissively as he took up the empty seat next to Hatter.

“Never mind.”

“Darling, where’s your smile gone?” Hatter lightly prodded, his bejewelled hand falling on top of his. “Do you want me to sing something for you?”

Gabriel forced a small smile, looking into his large, green eyes and giving his fingers a squeeze. He suddenly clapped his hands and stood up on his chair.

“Everyone, we must cheer Gabriel up! I say we sing the Unbirthday Song, we haven’t done that one in a while, have we?”

As Hatter struck up a chorus of jumbled crooning, Gabriel’s mood lightened slightly. He always appreciated Hatter’s efforts to keep his attention, whether it was assuring him things would change “soon” or a performance like the one he was experiencing now. He had a good heart, even if his head wasn’t all there. He clapped politely once the singing stopped and tittered as Hatter sat back down and pulled him into his lap, leaving butterfly kisses on his cheeks.

“Feel better, my love?”

“Oh yes, of course. How could a frown last when I have you?” Gabriel hummed, reaching up to play with his partner’s wild red hair. They began to share sweet, rapid kisses that lit up Gabriel’s cheeks like roses. Hatter felt so very blessed to have him. He’d never experienced the feelings he had for him for anybody else. Slowly, the kisses stopped as they both realized the table had gotten rather quiet.

Gabriel turned on Hatter’s knee, smiling lopsidedly before freezing, his eyes glued to a tiny figure approaching the opposite end of the table. Behind his back, Hatter’s eyes widened, as if they weren’t already typically the size of saucers.

“Alice???” Gabriel’s own voice sounded so far from its source. Hatter suddenly stood, accidentally shunting Gabriel forward and into the table's edge.

“Oh dear, oh dear, I’m so sorry my love,” he quickly apologized with a whimper as they hobbled to the side, rubbing their stomach.

“It’s quite fine... you’re as surprised as I am... though how do you...?” He wheezed, but once Hatter was sure they were alright he had climbed onto the table and strode toward the girl with long, blonde hair.

“That isn’t Alice!” Mallymkun insisted frustratedly as Gabriel watched Hatter tower over who was surely his younger sister. She was no bigger than a doll, which was borderline distressing for Gabriel’s psyche, but it was her.

“Oh, but this is absolutely Alice. I would know you anywhere...” Hatter looked back at his friends, calling manically, “I would know him anywhere!”

With that, Hatter took her tiny hand between his fingers and hopped back onto the table, leading her back to his seat. Neither of the siblings was paying attention to his ramblings as they met each other’s eyes.

“Gabriel!” Alice yelled out as Hatter settled back into his seat. Bewildered, he looked between the two.

“Do you two know each other??”

“Tarrant, you do remember how I told you I had sisters, correct? An older and a younger? That in fact one was named Alice, like the foretold hero of this land?”

Hatter nodded.

“Well,” Gabriel paused, attempting to regulate his breathing as his grey eyes fell upon Alice. “This is her. My dear younger sister. But why on Earth are you so tiny?!”

“It’s a long story, why on Earth are you in this place?? I thought mother had you sent away!”

Gabriel’s visage turned slightly sickly as he sat upon his own chair. “Is that what she told people?” He scoffed, resting his chin atop the backs of his hands. “Unsurprising... no I... we had a fight one night and I left the house to get some air... and I saw the most peculiar thing...”

“A rabbit in a waistcoat?”

“Yes! How did you know?”

“That’s the exact reason why I’m here!”

“And both times McTwisp has brought us someone it’s been the wrong person!” Mallymkun butt in, eying Alice suspiciously.

Gabriel and Alice spoke at once; “But I am Alice!” / “But she is Alice!”

“How can we know this is the Alice from the Oraculum?”

“Well he looks an awful lot like him, doesn’t he?” Hatter interjected. Gabriel shook his head, confused.

“Tarrant, why do you keep referring to her as ‘he?’”

“That’s what the Oraculum says,” Hatter shrugged, scratching at the corner of his lips with his pinky.

“Let me see this Oraculum.”

“Absolem has it,” Cherishe’s voice suddenly reached the table and Gabriel turned around once more.

“Cheshire, will you accompany me to visit him?”

Hatter’s brow furrowed. “Why not me?”

Gabriel took his hand. “Because I need you to stay here with Alice. Please, Tarrant, I-I need to figure out what’s going on.”

“Tarrant, I know we don’t always get along, but I assure you, Gabriel’s in good paws.”

Hatter huffed slightly but remained seated when Gabriel stood. He kissed their hand.

“Thank you, my love,” Gabriel whispered before following the floating cat into the thick and blackened woods. He had never expected to see any of his family members again, let alone Alice out of all of them. Still, through the shock, he was almost glad to see her. Perhaps he would get the chance to make up lost time after all.

[anoddopal]

Silva; all gussied up and ready to go on a hot date at Rain Dinners! 💕🐊💕

[The blushing and stuttering and hook-handholding will commence momentarily…]

More about Bun-Bun HERE!

[rosegold-lovers]

totally not f/o related but i'll be tiering for the next d.4dj event😭😭😭 if i'm gone then you'll know why /j

[bl0odyh3art]

guys....im having a hard time figuring this out

[bizarrescribblez]

Finally !! A Ghostface with remorse! (Literally only cares about one singular person [💖me💖])

[cryptidhusband]

I borrowed the idea of the flustered bunni ears from @/local-halloween-girlie post!

But anyways I like imagine S/I is smol at least compared to Jax so... the ol' lift and smooch as cartoony hearts appear in the background.

[horromcom]

watership down s/i :3 his names domino hez a pet/show bunny who got lost nd gets taken in by the warren. hez got three bfs now nd yes they eat clover