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[morgaseus]

A little brainrot abt Dr. Ratio (he is kinda giving ‘archmage of the mages tower’ vibes. He acts like he doesn’t care about you but deep down he does! He just doesnt know how to act like it😞)

Not even a year in the relationship yet you already want to divorce him. You can’t stand him! That haughty arrogance of his! It feels like hes belittling you with every chance he gets! Its getting in your nerves! He even acts like you both arent married. Not even a simple greeting. What happened to hi, hello, goodbye, i’ll be away for a while, i’ll be home late. The food that you you leave for him for dinner always goes cold and uneaten. He just comes and go and do as he please! You know its a marriage of convenience, it probably means nothing to him, its just empty promises written in a paper after all. But you still want to be civil with him, he’s the man you married after all. But you couldnt take it it anymore! So, when the chance presented itself, you stormed in his office slamming the divorce paper in his desk.

“I want a divorce” you crossed your arms “i’m done with this marriage, sign it”

He looked at the paper for a moment and then at you. You gripped your left arm, feeling nervous under his stare. But you feel hopeful, he’ll probably sign it. There’s no strings attached anyways. But to your dismay he merely put the paper to the side and went back to whatever he was working with

“I wont sign it and as you can see I’m quite busy, please see yourself out”

Yep. You feel like you’re going insane

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

[wwskalisto]

Mors Alba Cookie

Yall know how plague doctors used to be seen as imminent death

So I made her one

But instead I made her white (it's a joke on black death)

She used to be Russian Sapper's caregiver too woa Calisto oc lore real????/j

@lucidreamer404 why does she look like a Faerie Kingdom OC whar the hlel

[kelin-is-writing]

imagine babysitting with boyfriend!dabi

you were supposed to spend the day together but shit got in the way and now you were stuck at your relatives’ place and had to look after their kids for the afternoon. dabi was ready to disappear the second you mentioned it but you practically dragged him there by his collar and now he’s sitting on the couch pouting.

he would never admit it but he was worried that the kids might get scared by his appearance. well turns out they absolutely adore him.

it’s definitely annoying him at first that they won’t leave him alone for even a second and keep demanding that he plays with them. you glare at him after a while and he reluctantly gives in.

it starts with them playing with little race car models and they soon switch to drawing messily in one of their coloring books. dabi turns out to be quite the talented artist which you haven’t known until then.

however he draws the line when the kids want to play dress up. he vehemently refuses… for five minutes at least. when you return from the kitchen with snacks for everyone you have to try your absolute hardest not to burst out laughing when you see the sparkly tiara on his head. (you manage to take a picture without him noticing)

he doesn’t admit it but he’s actually having fun and watching you interact with the kids is putting thoughts into his head that he’s never had before. maybe starting a family of your own isn’t as bad of an idea as he used to think.

now all he can think about for the rest of the day is you underneath him with your legs pressed to your chest and the sound of your heavenly moans when he draws orgasm after orgasm from you until he finally cums inside of you. he rly hopes you won’t mind not using a condom this time...

- 🥛

YOU DID NOT JUST DO THIS TO ME—

the way i actually can picture him letting the kids grab onto his arms and then lift them up to spin the two of them around, once he’s done dabi would be dizzy as hell but then there are the kids who starts screaming “again!” “again!” which has him huff tiredly but still comply to what they want because they were having fun and that surprisingly made our arsonist hold back a smile, all this under your amused but still tender grin.

i can also see dabi play with them the ‘see you, can’t see you’ game, after you teach him, and he adores the laughs and giggles those little dwarfs let out when he exclaims “ah! here you are!”, in the most (semi) monotone voice someone could’ve ever hear, but the kids still loved it so much and that just leave him with a tingling sensation inside his chest from how moved he was, but still managed to keep it low or you wouldn’t let him live it down just like with the tiara moment.

once the kids were gone, you two finally alone, dabi is sitting on the couch with dazed eyes looking in front of him and lips slightly parted; when you sit next to him you’re about to ask him what was that face for, after snorting amused, when in a millisecond the villain has you laying beneath him as he hovers over your figure. you look surprised at him, being meet by a stare of pure desire and love that made your heart skip a beat from the intensity “w-what?”, you blurt out confused while glancing back at your boyfriend unsure on what’s gotten into him, then your eyes fell down and widened at the sight of the bulge inside his pants that was now pressing against your lower abdomen “you–?! wha–?!”

“i...”, dabi interrupted you “want to have kids with you princess.”, he confessed in a low husky gentle tone looking away from you with the back of his hand raising in front of his face and you blinked fervently, no because... was this cruel villain blushing right now?!

god he is so damn gorgeous like that, you can’t wrap your head around the fact that you have the most precious boyfriend out there, he’s truly such a gem honestly.

smiling tenderly at his confession you cup his cheeks, making him flinch slightly because of the sudden move, and pull him towards you meeting him halfway to kiss the raven-haired boy on his lips deeply, with an astonishing amount of love that left dabi speechless but yearning for more which is why a second later he was already ravishing yours back with as much passion as you.

when the two of you parted, panting, your hazy eyes locked and you swallowed down before slowly sliding your legs up his sides then closing them around dabi’s waist in a tight grip that pressed his boner against your clothed heat, a groan and moan leaving both your mouths at the friction. licking your lips under his burning gaze you start talking “what are you waiting for then?”, dabi looks with eyes that you can see ask for permission and “fill me up dabi.”, with that accompanied by a roll of your hips against his, he completely lost it.

after this, skins slapping together, pants, groans and moans are the only things that can be heard inside your living room as your man is cumming for the sixth time inside of you, balls deep into your pussy with the tip of his dick pressing hard against the swollen entrance of your womb as he’s spilling his load in complete ecstacy once again while you squirt all over his shaft and onto his pelvis with a pitiful cry, too overstimulated to even form a single syllable.

dabi has his eyes still rolled back into his skill in pure bliss when he hear you slurr about how much seed there’s inside your cunt, his cerulean irises going back to their place immediately before he raises from his hovering position on you with flushed cheeks as he smirks, totally high on you “of course there’s lots...”, and grabbing onto your waist he starts to rut his hips slowly, fucking all his seed into you with eyes clouded by desire “i gotta make sure my princess is filled up to the brim with our babies, right?”, he ends his sentence with a sharp thrust that made you let out a sob while holding onto his forearms for dear life, moaning continuously as dabi kept pounding into you “you can take more of it, i know it baby, i believe in my pretty girl nhgh–”, dabi kept blurting while throwing his head back with a throaty dragged groan at feeling your walls clench around him, hips picking up pace in no time.

letting out a breathy moan he looks down at you with sweat rolling down his temples long his pretty panting face, then he grabs your forearm to rub kind circles on it “i’m gonna make sure it’ll stick this time, so– ugh— bear with me for a little more ‘kay baby?”, you nod absentmindedly, too fucked out to register well what he’s saying to you, making him let out an amused snort at seeing your expression completely melted from the continuous pleasure and overstimulation “good girl, lemme reward you thenhgh—”, and with that another load of his seed was flowing inside of you and deep into your womb.

the pure bliss dabi feels everytime he cums deep in you, the imagery of his white ropes sticking inside your uterus, makes him rock hard all over again. mind completely lost into the ferverish sensation he’s been feeling for hours now thanks to his precious girl.

[kdrcs]

Rewatching some kirb eps

[raapija]

posting this on its own for all the lance girlies

[bvidzsoo]

I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH UNIVERSITY AND I AM WRITING THAT SAN GREEK GOD AU (and I have another surprise coming for ya that I might be posting later today and if not, then tomorrow)

[websterss]

Scream VI was so fake…I’d be all up on that virgin like a ladder

[twisted-in-underland]

*First year squad hanging out at Ramshackle*

Ace: Prefect! You wanna explain something to me!?

Yuri, confused: I-what did I do? What are you talking about?

Ace: I’m talking about the insane amount of De Vil brand clothes you have in your closet!

Epel: Oh Great Seven, Ace is right! Vil would be so jealous!

Yuri: really? Is it that important?

Epel: De Vil is one of the most well known fashion brands in Twisted Wonderland!

Ace: and one of the most expensive!

Deuce: Wow there really is a lot of clothes in here, how did you get it all?

Yuri: Uh, well Professor Crewel has just like, randomly been giving them to me. Like he’ll just hand me a bag and walk away.

Yuri: and some of them just kinda…show up. I don’t know where they come from

~~~~~

Crewel: Stella, dear, don’t you think the pup has enough clothes?

Stella: first of all, I don’t want you to ever say that again. You can never have enough fabulous clothes!

Stella: secondly, they looks fabulous in everything why waste the potential? Now help me decide a good colour for this new coat

Crewel: *sighs* … the navy would look good…

[youredreamingofroo]

Make the Most of It: Survive the second day.

Roo decided, even with no work that day, to wake up at 5 AM... with no objective in mind for the day, he eventually ended up meeting Loki Beaker, he had hopes of making a friend, and ended up getting battered to death with Loki's jests and jokes...

[wwskalisto]

I took a second glance at the Prussian Emperor (Frederick William III) on G&BP and he looks so stupid I cannot

WHY ARE HIS EYES SO LOW JELELELELELELELELELELDNSBSGSGSG

@lucidreamer404 LMFOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO

[hokkienmee]

Shinjuku Yasen Byoin (2024) Episode 5 Subtitles by Edward Wong

[kelin-is-writing]

i’m one hundred percent sure that dabi loves it a lot when you leave hickeys on his chest or abs, the reddish marks you gave him in contrast with his porcelain skin turns him on so damn much.

[xyixxesx]

Right These Wrongs 🤧

continuation of He’s A Runner, He’s A Track Star for all the qt’s that asked for it 🫶🏽

[fangirl698]

Gentlemen, BEHOLD

Aqua teen hunger force but BABY!!!

[doll-elvis]

never forget that one time elvis got some girls to agree to putting on a little show for him and his friends, only to have vernon show up for the same action 😭🥴

“I can’t even describe the look Elvis shot at me when I walked into that room with his daddy. But his anger at me didn’t stop the scheduled entertainment. Vernon just found a place to stand with the rest of us and watched as Elvis began directing the girls like a certain kind of movie director: You touch her here; you kiss her there; hang on to that; hold still… It really was a heck of a show. And Vernon stayed right to the end of it.”

interesting way to build that father-son bond I guess…

excerpt from “Elvis: My Best Man” by George Klein