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[chuluoyi]

hey chuu, I was thinking what if little munchkin accidentally got angry at mom?

(English is not my language, sorry) -🐟

hmm~ good idea… munchkin doesn’t get irritated often at his mama but one day he just does after the reader won’t give him any mochi and throws a tantrum—

“you’re evil!!” your son wailed, full of tears. “i hate mama!!”

you wince. “you can have it more tomorrow—”

“i want it now! you’re so stingy that’s why papa won’t be home often!”

it is something your son doesn’t even understand, you know that. but throughout the four years of his life, he observes how much his father is away and often is left with you—and even though you know it’s not true… it hurts you regardless.

“hey kid.” suddenly satoru goes to him and picks him up. he is not amused, you can see that. he levels a stern gaze on your son. “you’re so incredibly rude and you hear me—you can’t be rude to mama.”

“but she’s mean!”

“no. you’re the one who is mean because you yell at her. now, you’ll go with me and no mochi until you say sorry.”

in the end, later that night, somehow satoru succeeds in making your boy bow his head and apologize to you. and yet you’re still gloomy until both of you are in bed.

“oh what is this? my second baby seems sad.” he pulls you closer and presses a kiss on your face. “he doesn’t mean all that, yeah? he’s just upset for not getting more sweets—just like me at times!”

you look at your husband and then wrap your arms around him silently. you want to ask a lot of things—am i an inadequate mother? am i stifling you while you’re at home? and yet no words come.

“you’re good…” satoru presses a another kiss on your head. “you’re already a good mom to our baby, yeah? don’t worry.”

you squeeze him.

“and i love you to bits! i’m not home because those grandpas abuse me! no worries though, i’ll hollow purple them so i can be home more often!”

and you finally laugh. “satoru, no. they’ll jail you.”

“eh?? i’ll hollow purple the jail too!”

[hyunsvngs]

seungmin w his big hands massaging you with nice smelling massage oils and ur moaning bc you can’t help yourself… he gets so worked up about seeing you shirtless and groaning so he begs you to let him fuck you and he’s fucking you in the most slow n sensual way, him deep in you and him slowly making short but rough thrusts hitting your gspot over n over… like do u get what i’m saying or BECAUUSEEEEE

- 🐟 anon

i think seungmin would prefer sex like this normally!!! i think his rougher bdsm style is typically saved for when he really has the energy, and him loving on you like this and giving you everything you want is not unusual :3

“i gotta- i gotta be inside, baby, you’re too fucking sexy,” and then he’s pushing in, long shaft filling you up beyond believe. your back is still slick from the massage oil, so his big palms are sliding around trying to keep you in place on your stomach, but you wouldn’t dream of moving anyway. “is that good, yeah? you want it faster? harder?”

and you’re nodding, unsure to which you’re agreeing to, but seungmin gets it. he leans forward, chest pressed against your back, and then his hips are slapping against your ass with a pace that causes your asscheeks to ripple. “sexy fuckin’ thing, baby, that’s it. push this ass back on me, just like that.”

[imrllytootiredforthis]

OK imagine this: yandere sub felix that is so in love with you, he will literally do anything to get any form of praise form you. He just wants to be your perfect house husband. He'll clean, bake/cook, s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶w̶e̶a̶r̶. He's so convinced that you two will be together he already started planning your wedding. He even told his mom that he found his soulmate. -new anon🐟

no because this is actually so him,

you've only been together for a little while, but he's already so utterly and completely obsessed.

doing any little thing you say, completely whipped for you in any and every way.

including but definitely not limited to being your pretty little house husband.

all while you're at work he's back at home, washing the dishes and vaccuming the house, dusting the shelves and any other chore a dutiful thing such as himself will be sure to get done.

he's so thoughtful too, remembering the way you said that you've been stressed all week. and what better way to make you happy than to bake your favourite treat while you're gone.

mixing all the ingredients, looking over the recipe and preheating the oven until it's ready to be baked.

and then, he thinks he deserves just a little break while they're in the oven,

stealing a pair of your underwear as he waits, sprawling out across the bed as he covers his mouth to quiet the mewls reverberating off the walls.

he's all alone and you aren't going to be back for a few more hours, he can't help how much more turned on he gets at the thought of you walking in on him.

and even though a small voice in the back of his head whispers to him, even though he knows it's wrong, he can't bring himself to stop. he's just so needy and you're gone for so long every day:((, how is he supposed to go that long without you?

when every moment he's without you feels like torture?

after that he does the laundry to cover his tracks and has everything spick and span, dinner on the table and baked treats all ready for desert when you come in all tired from work--just wanting to see your baby boy~

smiling and telling you he missed you, giving you a sweet kiss on the cheek.

you're completely unknowing to the way he's gone through all of your stuff today. he knows you love him too, knows you'll never cheat on him or hurt him like that, but he just needs to be sure. be sure that he's the only one in your life that makes you this happy

after all, he has a binder hidden in his dresser under all of his clothes, filled with all the wedding plans. he's so sure that you're his soulmate that lixie has everything for the rest of your life planned out for you.

from if you're gonna have any pets--taking account into allergies and preferences (lix is a good listener, and a good stalker, he knows your allergies before you're even to the second date), to where you're gonna live one day and if you're gonna have kids, if that's what you're into

he's even told his mom all about you, detailing every little thing he loves about you. gushing about you over the phone to her, telling her all about his soulmate he's gonna spend the rest of his life with<3

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[candyheartedchy]

i considered sending "i'd still love you as a worm" as a sorts of pickup line for the lulz but instead i'm gonna wax poetic about the concept. i 100% believe the "correct" answer is "yes, and"...

"i'd get you a vermicomposting enclosure and feed u kitchen scraps. spend time making a fantastic lil vermicomposting ecosystem for u. get u some friends so u won't be lonely (idk if i'd be able to tell u apart anymore, maybe by behaviour?)..."

imagine just putting ur beloved outside bc they're a worm now! they'd prolly get eaten by a bird! granted ik not everyone even knows abt vermicomposting... -🐟

Not gonna lie, the part with getting other worms so my worm-self wouldn’t be lonely is sweet 🥺

[linabirb]

hi mewtual.. checking in.. poke poke

hi hi!! barely managed to get out of bed... i've been cursed with the softest and comfiest bed ever so it's impossible to leave it..

[servasha]

et voila, my magnum opus, A CARTON OF EGGF/O'S!!

[thelargefrye]

DRAGON!WOO × WITCH!(Y/N) WHEN THEY FIRST MATED

I DID IT ✨BESTIE✨ IT TOOK A WHILE BUT I DID AND ITS HERE!!

[tokusaatsus]

NOOO, I WAS LATE (TT)

NOOOO IT’S OK I WILL STILL WRITE UR REQ !! 🫶

[motherlove]

Hello Mama!! May Ai please request a flag for age regressors that like More More Jump? No pressure on The Dragon Mother to complete this ,, thankyu!! ^_^ —🐟 (If Ai can claim this,,)

Queued for 16:00 EST on Monday， the 19th ^,^ 🐇🧸

[chuluoyi]

I love your work chuu, I also want to write something but I'm such a bad writer that it feels like I have to go to work on Monday :)

Have a good day

-🐟

aww hello🥹🩵 sorry for getting to this so late but thank you so much for loving my silly works🥹 and i admit i know how that feels sometimes :’) like i have severe brainrot but i can’t write it🥲

[hyunsvngs]

haiii i was the person who sent an anon msg about riding han and him pissing inside of me :3 i can be a fishie anon yes 🐟🐟

YAYYY WE GOT A FISHIE FRIEND <33333

[imrllytootiredforthis]

I know you're on hiatus So you don't have to answer this now if you don't want to. Take your time. But this idea just popped in my head and I gotta tell you before it forgot about it.

So sub yandere jisung who has a crush on you and has journal. He writes all of his fantasies about you in that journal because hes too shy to actually tell you how he feels. Many are very wholesome fantasies about you and him. Cooking/baking together, watching movies together, going on cute little dates. And then there are the "not so wholesome" fantasies, where he explains in great detail what he wants you to do to him. Pegging, bondage using toys on him and lots of other ✨️juicy✨️stuff. He hides his journal in his room hoping no one will find it, But one day he gets careless and leaves a it out in the open where you happen to find it. And when he discovers that you've found it and you read every single page of that journal he just crumbles.

-🐟anon

i literally just finished writing the sub yandere jisung hcs and THEN I READ THIS

OMFGGG

you would get complete whiplash reading that journal, the first page is just him gushing about how much he loves you and would do anything for you, a scenario where he confesses his undying love for you and imagines everything you could be,

the next page is ideas, notes about things you like and places you mentioned that interested you, like the museum or a restaurant you've wanted to try. it's filled with hearts and cute date ideas, a rating out of ten on how much he thinks you'd enjoy it,

and then the next page is straight up porn, damn boy would put us in shock with the filth he depicts on the page, imagining how it would feel for you to peg him, describing exactly how he would want it and the size dildo he wants (he's also ordered it, already all tied up in a pretty box in his closet, waiting for the day that you'll finally use it on him)

the next page is movies, date ideas with shows he thinks you'll like and one's that you've already said you like that he's planning to watch so he can talk to you about them<3

the next page is straight up sex toys he wishes you'd use on him. vibrators and dildos, cockrings and ropes, gags and lingerie (you don't really know if he wants you to wear it or him to, or even both of you to)

it goes back and forth, with each new page you'll never know what you'll get, the filthiest smut out there or the sweetest fluff. a scarily accurate recounting of how your body looks or a love song he's written for you

there's two options after you've read it really, put it back and pretend it never happened, act like you never found it and never ever bring it up to him

or confront him and fulfill some of the depraved perverted fantasies that he's written about...

his blush would be really cute if you did tell him, but he would either be absolutely mortified or maybe, secretly, deep down some part of him wanted you to find it, some part of him knew that leaving it out in the open would result in you finding it

and the same part of him would sing and gloat in pleasure as you make him act out just how he would ride your thigh like he wrote in the margins of his journal

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anyway, yes, sub yandere jisung hc will probably be out soon and i dunno who i'll do next yet but we'll find out soon enough

(also isn't there a song where the singer talks about finding someone's journal at their house, something like, 'read those pages, you really love me baby?' or smth? idk, i could be tripping)

[ask-toonie-cogsworth]

Do you all have favorite areas in Toontown?

Uhm.... That'd be home! Boardbot apartments! Love being home.

Mayyybe mezzo melody land? I mean anywheres great with silly at my side.

Oh! Oh! Drowsy dreamland!!!! There's so many stars there! Did you know im an aspiring astronomer?! Theres so many...

Frankly. Anywhere is fine. I prefer my work space backstage at the musical master of melody, but home is also nice.

The sorting room! Best place in my opinion! Been workin there since i joined the company! Heck thats where i met toonie!

[sorcerymuses]

@13xwishes asked: "I just wanted to hear your voice." (Gigi to Lagoona)

"I just wanted to hear your voice." | Always accepting

Lagoona smiled softly. She was worried at first with the sudden call, but this was probably the best reason her ghoulfriend could have had to call.

"Gigi, love...," she chuckled. "I was just thinking how much I missed you." In truth, they'd seen each other less than a few hours ago at school, but every minute apart was horrid.

[candyheartedchy]

I'll consider that a success, haha! Also, very amused that I found a fish themed pickup line after designating myself 🐟 :'D Well. Here's a random fish fact about my fav fish, the Crucian carp. It's a bottom-dweller that is unusually adept at surviving in shallow lakes that freeze all the way to the bottom in the winter, because it basically replaces its normal respiration with fermentation. This makes it produce ethanol in its tissues! -🐟

I did not know that about them! :O That’s actually pretty cool that they can do that.