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Congrats on 500k @yamujiburo ! I'm not one to participate in DTIYS but I couldn't resist this one!

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hi tumblr can you tell I haven't taken my meds in over a year

Your welcome

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I found this on Pinterest and I'm gonna do something based on it

Grey (hypnos lullaby) : "another death in the family?.."

toritsuka (saiki k) : "man! That's the 4th one this year!"

Valentine (monster high) : "what're we gonna do now?"

Shane (stardew valley) *shoves everyone out of the way.* "I've got an idea." *presses a button*

Me, passed out drunk at a bar with a chicken on the table next to me:

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CAREGIVER glitchy red head cannons!

(Chat it's time...greys next)

Oh this man has no clue what he's doing

When you cry, he has to hold back yelling at you

hes absolutely the kind of guy to tell you to "walk it off" when you get hurt

(and then Steven slaps him upside the head because that's not what glitchy's supposed to do)

he HATES hearing people say stuff against age regression

If he hears it (especially when it's directed towards you) he actually fucking kills them

Leads you off into an alleyway or something like that and he tells you to stay there for a bit, and then he leaves and kills the person. He wouldn't want you getting scared!

He really doesn't care if you play pokemon, just don't play gen 1 or it's remake around him, it triggers some memories he doesn't like

He isn't the best at watching movies with you, he always falls asleep in the middle of it and he SNORES.

This might be my favorite so far, but greys gonna be FUN

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FUCK YEAHHHHHH LEON KENNEDYYYYYY

Good job bbg you deserve it. Now cmon let's try and get Albert Wesker in the top 10 next year

Video Games Fictional Characters

Honestly? We brought this list back out of our own need to know whether Astarion or Gale would come out on top.

Astarion | Baldur's Gate 3

Sonic the Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

Simon "Ghost" Riley | the Call of Duty franchise

Shadow the Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

Gale Dekarios | Baldur's Gate 3

Shadowheart | Baldur's Gate 3

John "Soap" MacTavish | the Call of Duty franchise

Karlach Cliffgate | Baldur's Gate 3

Lae'zel | Baldur's Gate 3

Lamb | Cult of the Lamb

Narinder | Cult of the Lamb

Wyll Ravengard | Baldur's Gate 3

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

Sans | Undertale

Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

Halsin | Baldur's Gate 3

William Afton | Five Nights at Freddy's

Link | The Legend of Zelda

Tav | Baldur's Gate 3

John Price | the Call of Duty franchise

Kim Kitsuragi | Disco Elysium

Harrier "Harry" Du Bois | Disco Elysium

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick | the Call of Duty franchise

Daycare Attendant | Five Nights at Freddy's

Mario | Super Mario Bros.

Aventurine | Honkai: Star Rail

Malleus Draconia | Twisted Wonderland

Belphegor | Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Kirby | Kirby

Leon S. Kennedy | Resident Evil

Papyrus | Undertale

Amy Rose | Sonic the Hedgehog

Sundrop | Five Nights at Freddy's

Medic | Team Fortress 2

Springtrap | Five Nights at Freddy's

Siffrin | In Stars and Time

Moondrop | Five Nights at Freddy's

Michael Afton | Five Nights at Freddy's

Dr. Ratio | Honkai: Star Rail

Scout | Team Fortress 2

Kris Dreemurr | Deltarune

Boothill | Honkai: Star Rail

DogDay | Poppy Playtime

Neuvillette | Genshin Impact

Akechi Goro | Persona 5

Frisk | Undertale

Enver Gortash | Baldur's Gate 3

Gabriel | ULTRAKILL

Arthur Morgan | Red Dead Redemption 2

Kurusu Akira | Persona 5

Sniper | Team Fortress 2

Spy | Team Fortress 2

CatNap | Poppy Playtime

Rouge the Bat | Sonic the Hedgehog

Minthara | Baldur's Gate 3

Princess Zelda | The Legend of Zelda

Furina | Genshin Impact

Azul Ashengrotto | Twisted Wonderland

Leona Kingscholar | Twisted Wonderland

Yuu | Twisted Wonderland

Knuckles the Echidna | Sonic the Hedgehog

Scaramouche | Genshin Impact

Ignis | Final Fantasy XV

Kaveh | Genshin Impact

Flowey | Undertale

Spamton | Deltarune

The Dark Urge | Baldur's Gate 3

Lilia Vanrouge | Twisted Wonderland

Heavy | Team Fortress 2

Alhaitham | Genshin Impact

Wriothesley | Genshin Impact

Jamil Viper | Twisted Wonderland

Idia Shroud | Twisted Wonderland

Jade Leech | Twisted Wonderland

Floyd Leech | Twisted Wonderland

Pearl Houzuki | Splatoon

Marina Ida | Splatoon

Luigi | Super Mario Bros.

Noelle Holiday | Deltarune

Maya Fey | Ace Attorney

Chara | Undertale

Soldier | Team Fortress 2

Vil Schoenheit | Twisted Wonderland

Lucifer | Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Leshy | Cult of the Lamb

Mammon | Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Melinoë | Hades II

Silver the Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails the Fox | Sonic the Hedgehog

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy VII

Sylus | Love and Deepspace

Goat | Cult of the Lamb

Sebek Zigvolt | Twisted Wonderland

Sephiroth | Final Fantasy VII

Ace Trappola | Twisted Wonderland

Zagreus | Hades

Klavier Gavin | Ace Attorney

Maria Robotnik | Sonic the Hedgehog

Metal Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehog

Riddle Rosehearts | Twisted Wonderland

Tada! This is a returning list!

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Helloo :D I loved ur cg steven headcannons! Can you do mike ones as well?

I wrote this while eating cheezits lol

CAREGIVER Mike x AGE REGRESSOR reader

-loves giving you baths! Makes the water all for you and makes everything how you like it

-carries you EVERYWHERE and I mean it, gotta get down the stairs? You're in his arms immediately

-hums more than reading stories but will read to you if you request

-absolutely watches shows with you, his favorite to watch with you is definitely bluey

-adores cooking for you, Steven can't cool for shit lol

-not that good at doing hair, but he is good with outfits

Hope this was good! It was really fun to write :3

Curse this platform for not having any Mike gifs (img isn't by me)

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caregiver Steven Stoughton x age regressor reader

(Chat...chat I'm going insane.....no request...only personal comfort) (yeah I'm an age regressor so what)

-this man adores cuddles omg, holds you tight against his chest and gives you lil pecks to your scalp.

-absolutely there for you at all times. are you scared of getting shots? He'll hold you in his lap and gently rub your back. scared of public gatherings? He'll make sure you're close to him at all times and holds your hand.

-carries a messenger bag with stuff you like/need. Headphones, fidgets, favorite snacks, etc.

-absolutely introduced you to Miki, made sure she wouldn't react too suddenly or anything that might scare you.

-he constantly carries bandages with him as a just in case if you fall and scrape your knee or even just get a paper cut.

-absolutely reads to you before bed, he has a big stack of books that him and Mike read as kids and he reads them to you, even hums a lullaby or two.

-100% bought you a charmander plushy.

-if you like cold pillows he will absolutely flip the pillow every time it gets warm to the point you don't like it, he wants his baby to be comfy.

-lets you play/do his hair, and if you don't wanna do your own, he'll do it for you (look at how much hair that man has and tell me he wouldn't be good at doing hair).

THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE OH MY GOD??? I did not expect to be able to write that so well

lmk iif you want a Mike version

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actually him with my oc hori because girlie's 7'4 any weight she puts on his body makes him vaporize

Get you a man that WILL die if you sit on him

Give me 20 bucks and I'll draw your oc in this TW: suggestive

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the exorcism didn't work.

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*holds out hand with re oc art* here. Take.

Chat the render is rendering

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P...pretty blood oc x Eluca content...

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MAXIE GENERAL DATING HEAD CANNONS

These came to me at like 3am in the morning, anyway happy cyndaquil community day

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-please don't sit on his lap, his hip bones will stab you and he will snap under your weight no matter what

-stealing his glasses are a death wish, but watching him stumble after you is hilarious

-he had two different moods during the night "please cuddle me so hard I can't breathe" and "if you even brush against me I'll get groudon to boil you in lava" there is no in between

-very, very busy man, I mean come on hes running a whole entire evil company, of course he's busy

-he absolutely takes walks on Volcanos, if you can't handle heat, just go to team aqua you coward

-this man will blow away with the smallest gust of wind please hold him down

-hes one of those guys who flirts and compliments you by also insulting you, like saying your cuteness/handsomeness makes up with how stupid you are

-not a pet names kinda guy, he calls you your name and only your name

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I gots me a shiny typhlosion I named Eclair I'm gonna cry I'm so happy

Look at this unit of a typhlosion

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*throws glitter* saiki k memes woo hoo

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@nshtn here he is... he sing (horribly)

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okay so funny little mini story, i posted on soundcloud recently and i got 2 different spam messages saying "i can get your song played on the radio" and bla bla bla, and i read the message (knowing it was spam) and was like "this is a cover of Albert Wesker singing PoPiPo by Hatsune miku..."