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[codelew]

FUCK

[laurfilijames]

[rafesthroatbaby]

daddy 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[officalseoeun]

Good night 💦🔥

[imhavinganotherbaby]

Ohh fuck I'm having-- another-- contractioooooo--

OH MY GOD MY WATER JUST BROKE !!

[alukaforyou]

GET THE FAWK OUTTTTTTTT RAHHHHHHHHH

[thatfatbabe]

I drink a lot of water

do with that information what you will

[kulemireloaded]

[inflateftm]

Thoughts on lactose intolerance as the main cause of bloated guts and upset gurgles n churns?

Boy. Ooooooh boy.

[lklvz]

Hello, God? It’s me again.

[cutiromer0]

Alfie Whiteman watching and rating Beau Travail 5 stars… he’s my husband now

[rafesthroatbaby]

rafe sluts, y’all dead or DEAD ?

[fuckyapost]

Wet wet 😂

[daryldixonpls]

me with @hotdamnhunnam

when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

[pastelclovds]

invincible is dragging me back by the ankles

thinking about a human!reader who has lived a pretty decent, normal existence. at least, as normal as it could be with all the hero's trying to exterminate world ending threats daily, and leaving major cities in ruins afterwards. the death of the guardians made the threats worsen over time.

one day, as you were taking your usual midnight stroll, you were stopped by the one and only, omni-man. his only excuse? he said and i quote.

“human, it has come to my attention that you’re releasing strange, aphrodisiacal pheromones; and it has become a problem for me.”

you blink once, twice, thrice, and you’re eyes widened as you finished processing his sentence. you were releasing sexy pheromones?? where was it during your days in college? your vision on omni-man’s flushed face trails down to his pelvic region, where his ragging boner was making itself known beneath his suit.

cue to nolan dragging you to an empty alleyway, stripping you both butt naked, and riding you until you left his hole gaping and filled to the brim with your cum. he let out an uncharacteristic, longing moan as he painted your chest in white.

turns out he’s been wanting you for a while ever since he first caught whiff of your scent that one afternoon a week ago as he was defeating a kaiju.

as for the “aphrodisiacal pheromones” you seem to unknowingly release daily: it only seems to affect nobody else but nolan. you don’t have a problem with it though, as long as you continue to fuck the number one super “hero,” you don’t need anything else.

that’s until mark appears before you with an embarrassed grin and a hard on of his own. then his other variants appeared like beasts in heat, and now conquest. yeah, you’re a viltramite magnet.