#📲 : Unsent Queue

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River river river??

Can we get a morsel of information about them please?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER- say his name four times and he'll manifest in your bathroom to sing the fortnite victory royale song

River is 6'1", Filipino, enby af, and... mayhaps a liiitle bit dumb (but he's got the spirit!) 👉👈

he affectionately calls you "bunny" because you were so timid and skittish during the first few weeks of your relationship. (don't tell him you forgot! you've been dating him for over three years now! why would he lie about this? 😊)

has been playing the drums since he was eleven years old. he started learning it because his idol was from a rock band.

Riv loves to combine leisurewear with sportswear. if it looks and feels comfy, he's wearing it, no matter the occasion. will wear sweatpants to your wedding unless you tell him otherwise

his /j hobbies include birdwatching (you), fishing (near you), cross-stitching (in your wardrobe), yodelling (silently, while watching you sleep), baking (your favourite deserts), and Bigfoot hunting (down your enemies)

when he found out that you'd been in a car accident, he immediately dropped everything he was holding and rushed all the way to the hospital on a stolen bike. he was so desperate to see you that he almost bowled over some guy in a gaudy Hawaiian shirt. but he apologised afterwards, so don't worry!

when your friends arrived at the hospital they made it seem like they didn't know he existed up until now, which was strange... considering how he's supposed to be your boyfriend! were you embarrassed to talk about him? or did you not like talking to your friends at all? not to worry, because River is already ushering them all out so you can get some much needed rest.

Riv was also childhood friends with a guy named Ren! they offered to switch seats with him during the first day of middle school, which was a surprise because no-one wanted to speak to him up until now. their kindness touched him deeply, so much so that he wanted to become friends with him. in hindsight, River probably should've realised sooner that the only reason Ren wanted to swap seats was so he could sit closer to his crush 😬

I'm not sure what else to add, so feel free to ask for something more specific!

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creeper nonnie here: where do we get to see arts of River ;-;

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MESSAGE RECEIVED ! my first named nonnie? feeling super honoured right now ngl chief 💙 but yeye! i'll combine all of my current art of Riv and put it under the cut!

ehe I'm not much of an artist myself, so I've commissioned my sworn enemy / darling beloved @cutiesigh to help come up with a design for River! this is what we've settled on so far, with the major aspects being his scar, a bandaid on his face, and a defined / semi-muscular build.

once I settle on something more concrete I'll b sure to share it here 💪😼

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Screw Ren and River.😤😤 Angel and Bunny starts dating each other./j

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! laffing and guffawing at the thought of Bunny and Angel finally getting to experience being in a non-toxic relationship while River and Ren desperately try to win the back :') they might even be the ultimate power couple of the year if it's buff!Angel and gamerboss!Bunny

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How did we met him ?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! Riv will tell you that you first met during middle school (you let him borrow your pencil and he's been smitten ever since), but didn't start dating until after you graduated!

I wonder... are these event's true, however?

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River’s hair looks edible would he allow me to nom on it while working?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! Riv's hair would probs taste like a mixture of blueberries, salt and some kinda perspiration lmfao :') but they'd let you chew on it if that's what you wanted! maybe even cut a few strands off if you bat your eyelashes at him

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River, thoughts on grabbing pancit together?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! he's the type to cook it himself if he knew it was something you'd enjoy. they'd make it alongside adobo, lumpia and even bulalo if the hospital allows them to smuggle it all in without question. anything to put a smile on your face

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omg i love river already….. what are his thoughts on an artist s/o?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! he would be very interested to learn your art process! River doesn't mind just sitting on the sidelines while you chip away at an art project, though he may bombard you with questions or even try to touch your supplies. will (unfortunately) use your tools as drumsticks while you're not looking lmfao

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"R-River. River... River. I-I have... made s-something for y-you. I-I took a LOT of care in m-making them. JUST. F-for. You. I-I hope you like t-them.

Krow holds out a container of, what's this, hand made chicken nuggets? With some sauce? How thoughtful!

Just ignore that... rather ominous smirk the short artist is giving. Surely there's... nothing more to these chicken nuggets. Surely not.

"Oh so you're not mad about the-" His eyes grow wide, "Wait... Are those nuggets? Ya got me more nuggets? Kroo~oow! You're the best!"

With a laugh, he ruffles the short fry's hair and swipes the container from his hands. Just what he needed! River was beginning to get peckish and he wasn't about to start eating the ramen in his cupboard.

"Did you use the official DcMonalds recipe?" Without a second thought, he pops one into his mouth and hums at the flavour landing on their tongue, "Guess not? It tastes a bit... Different."

As if to test his theory, the blue haired drummer takes another bite. "Ehhh. Still tasty! You want a bite? Sike! More for me!"

Poking out his tongue, River goes to dip yet another chicken nugget into the sauce before noticing how his tongue happened to be a lot darker in colour. Alarm bells go off in his head as he sticks it out all the way, and it was then when he noticed that the entirety of his mouth was now stained a bright shade of green.

"What the-?!" Immediately, the drummer sets his sights on Krow, "Is this... Paint?! KROW."

Luckily the shorter male quickly slips out of River's reach and makes a beeline towards the door, only for River to drop his nuggets and dash after him.

"I'm gonna kill you for real! Get back here!"

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As a filo myself, i was preparing to simp for blue himbo boi bc hes so adorable..... but,,, he plays league (derogatory) /j

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! they're currently in Wood 3 and trying to get Ren to boost their account to Grandmaster 😔

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I AM HERE MWHAHAHA

Anyways, would River help me rob a bank or do some other type of crazy shit? What's more romantic than getting into jail together??

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! if you asked he'd most certainly try! there isn't much River could do aside from threatening the bank teller with his fists while telling you how hot you look in a balaclava, but you'd both rock the colour orange so it doesn't really matter if you end up going to jail for it lmfao