also, welcome to the unglamorous life of having a piss kink, am I going to spend the rest of the day insanely turned on because I almost pissed myself in public at the start of the morning? you can bet on it
why is my brain like this π€£π€£
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Why is it that I ALWAYS end up simping for the awful, douche bag, bastard men?? Iβm literally over here pulling a Helga Pataki for Adam and Mammon right now, and I am fighting for my life
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"Satoru, let go of me, now." you tried prying your arm away from the vice grip of the looming white haired sorcerer cornering you against the frame of your office door. Thumb gently caressing, smoothing over the supple surface of your wrist with soften lulling strokes, a tugging smile and a low, playful hum resonating deep from his rumbling chest.
Binded cornflower eyes peer straight through the delicate cotton lacing his vision, searing down at you with such coy and taunt. Thoroughly, eating away at the uprising fluster seeping onto your adorable cheeks.
"Now why would I do that, hm? doesn't my pretty girl like it when I do this with my thumb?" he whisks ever so sultry β promiscuously, tone tainted with deep allure and amorous, as he continues to sweep the pad of his long digit across your trembling wrist, gradually tracing up into the palm of your soft hand, fingers smoothly interlacing with one another in a swift of a motion.
Chuckles lightly as he watches you scowl up at him shyly, but still scorned up at him with annoyance and blunder. The heat in your skin giving away your likeness to his subtle advances. Loathing that he was right...how much you melt to the tender graze of his lengthy fingers caressing over your skin.
"Heh, there she is~"
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I'm adding the story of Cliff's absence at Reuben's birth under the cut because it happened so long ago and I feel like I need to explain.
So basically it was the game's fault. As you know, the game can get glitchy and even when we try to control it, it always seems to have a mind of its own.
When Saffron was in labour with Rue, I had Saffron go to the hospital and it prompted me to bring along other people and I chose Cliff. Now, mind you, she did ask Cliff to accompany her to the hospital using an interaction available through Pandasama's childbirth mod and he was like "Yeah, DUH." Ok, maybe not those words exactly but you get the idea.
So Saff tells Cliff "baby's coming!" And loading screen loads, right? Guess who's not at the hospital? Guess who I now CAN'T invite to the hospital because he's not even an option when I try to invite people to the lot. Meanwhile, Saffron is over here doing her breathing and taking another 9 months to dilate and deliver. So, because the game wouldn't let me bring Cliff, I had her invite her mom, Madeleine, instead.
So when the game does things like this I try to work it in my story in some way. At the time, I said that Pearl showed up and dropped off the kids unannounced. She said she had an "emergency" and I guess we'll never really know whether that was true or not. Cliff wasn't expecting to have his 7- and 3-year old with him for a few more days as per their custody agreement. Flustered and overwhelmed, he considered taking them with him to the hospital but, in the end, he knew it would only make an already stressful situation more stressful.
Did he regret that decision? As he says in the post above, absolutely. Everyday of his life. The man's two biggest regrets in his life: missing Reuben's birth and not being honest with Saffron from the beginning of their relationship.
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Omar not getting the recognition he deserves for his work as Simon it's why I'm starting to hate the whole Kingdom of Sweden, I'm serious! πππ
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I really don't think the Scream fandom knows what an incel is.
I've seen tons of people call Ethan an incel, but he's not. How was he an incel? Because he was supposedly a virgin? (Which I don't entirely believe because it made no sense for him to say that given he thought he'd survive, so I think that was likely for the bit. But maybe he was a virgin, Idfk.) Because he said he wanted to fuck Tara? Neither of those things make someone an incel.
I've seen people call Billy and Stu incels. How? They both pulled bitches, to our knowledge. Stu pulled Tatum, ffs, that boy was not an incel! They were misogynistic, sure, but they were also suburban small town boys in the 1990's!
Charlie could qualify as an incel. He and Jill are the closest we have so far to incel & femcel Ghostfaces, especially given their motives.
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My Harry Crosby wishlist for upcoming Masters of the Air episodes:
The Tannoy Incident β’οΈ
Croz kicking a door βto splintersβ like the bamf he secretly is to retrieve a parachute for one of his baby βgators
Croz standing up for one of his baby βgators while dramatically showing off and effectively shutting up two high-ranking officers
Croz working 75 hours straight without eating or sleeping in preparation for D-Day but then sleeping through the whole thing
Croz getting into a full-blown yelling match with a Colonel over the intercom during a mission
More Croz & Rosie
Croz being promoted to Major as heβs coming in for a landing on his 28th (and supposed to be last) mission, therefore making it mandatory that he extends his tour
Bubbles to be okay :(
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Hey so remember that joke animatic I talked about a couple days ago but had no intention of ever making?? But it got stuck in my brain, so I had to draw smth quickly so it'll leave my brain alone for a sec, but the urge to make the animatic grew stronger??? Yeah
Quickly sketched smth, then my brain was like "add more" and here we are
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What if the reason tlb kept Star around instead of letting her become a meal was because she tried to negotiate by offering to pierce their ears LMAO and theyβre were like π€ DEAL π€
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