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[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

[hbma]

You guys seen that video of a bride getting a wedding gift of a framed newspaper that her husband used to brainstorm his vows? There’s cute notes and scribbles all over the paper and the husband’s best friend got it framed??

That husband is Simon. It seems to be widely accepted that he’s not the most verbal man. I agree. But maybe he writes. Has a little notebook he carries in his vest. Writes down whatever a man like Ghost needs to. Easier for him to write rather rather than verbalizing. The team occasionally see him writing stuff down in the plane or helicopter; they choose to not say anything.

You two are getting married. in the days leading to the wedding, the team, more so Johnny, noticed he seems to be laser focused.

After the wedding somehow Johnny comes across a paper, maybe an equipment manual, or probably a newspaper, with Simon’s messy handwriting all over it. Johnny realizes these are drafts of his vows. All sorts of words and sentences explaining how you’ve made him feel, how you’ve changed his life for the better. Some crossed out, some reworded again and again, seemingly never good enough. Sentences crashing and squishing against the edges of the paper. It brings a smile to Johnny’s face. He decides to swipe it and get it framed for you. Goes to present it in front of Simon.

Simon goes red in the face with some embarrassment and is a little mad at Johnny for taking what isn’t his but doesn’t mind after seeing your elated reaction.

HE DESERVES HAPPINESS.

ALSO I NEED ME A GRUMPY 6’4 BLONDE SAS SOLDIER

[famousfishathletecookie]

When you're irresistible...:)

Когда ты неотразим…:)

[calware]

@clichefangurl i wonder what they are talking about

[vitalapizz]

(๑╹ᆺ╹)'

[randomalistic]

This sucks

[pesky-waffle-bird]

the Empires SMP brainrot is so strong my dudes

[noxgloryxdayz]

Imy…

[goothemighty]

Leagues IV was fun! I didn’t finish my goals, but I enjoyed the shifted mechanics and all the Relics (I’ll miss Bankers’ Note the most).

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

me at 1am: silver definitely killed flint

me at 3am: no silver didnt kill flint but they both wish he had and flint is stuck on the plantation forever

me at 8am: i think flint escaped the plantation and was fine actually

me at 11am: i think flint escaped the plantation and drunk himself to death like it says in treasure island

me at 1pm: i think that

me at 6pm: i think that it's impossible to tell which actually happened and we'll never know for certain and thats Fine <- the voice of someone who is Not Fine

me at 11pm: i think that schrodinger's flint is real actually and silver both killed and did not kill flint at the same time, both of these are true as we do not actually see him kill flint so he is always dead and he is always alive

[hbma]

I headcanon (and include unconfirmed canon comics) that reboot Simon Ghost Riley’s last name isn’t actually his father’s surname. It’s his mom’s maiden name.

For most his life he tolerated having his father’s last name on legal documents and hearing others refer to him with the surname. Probably signs up for the military using Riley instead of his father’s name. After returning from his first tour and kicking out his father from their home he had the surnames legally changed for his mom, Tommy, and himself to Riley.

He wants no association or connection to his father, and cuts him out. And after the death of his family, he’ll always see Riley as continuing his mother’s memory, and will forever have a negative association with his father’s surname when he hears it, even if it’s someone good. Not that he really acts out on it.

He’ll always be grateful for making that decision once he finds someone willing to take his last name as their own, and hopes his mom, Tommy, and Beth are smiling down on him.

I’LL TAKE HIS LAST NAME

[famousfishathletecookie]

Amor…:)

[calware]

i remember being obsessed with these headphones when i was 11

[vitalapizz]

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

[randomalistic]

It happened again