#🧨 [wile e.]

[imaginemyshipswithme]

How do you feel about the Coyote vs ACME situation and if it gets leaked, will you watch it

Silly answer: I am aggressively biting Warner Brothers in the ankles, while lighting sticks of dynamite in their office. Wile is handing me said dynamite. Foghorn is berating anyone of the admins. Pepé is being a menace. WE WILL NOT GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!

Serious answer: It’s completely nonsensical to throw away a movie that is basically complete as a tax write off. How do you write it off your taxes if you made no profit off it (yet)?

I’ll watch a leak at this point. It’s not like I’m supporting anyone anyway since they won’t put it out themselves.

My boyfriend was going to be a star and they canned him!

[hotvintagepoll]

logging on to go to work in the hot lady mines is genuinely my favorite part of my day rn, thank you so much for running this even though if your taste is anything like mine you're repeatedly enduring the psychic equivalent of wile e. coyote pratfalls every time the results roll in 🙃🧨💥

We are holding up small signs that say "help" as we suddenly realize there is no ground beneath us only to plummet to our doom together <3

[maxslibrary]

Could you do some headcanons of the Looney tunes meeting a gen z reader? idk maybe its one of the Looney tunes extended family and they just decided to take the reader with Them (bc why not) and the other Looney tunes is confused because they don’t what the actual fuck the reader is saying bc of gen z slang?

[Gen Z Reader x Looney Tunes Gang Scenarios]

(Oh god I'm gonna love writing this. I decided to go with the main gang! Hope you don't mind!)

🐰Bugs Bunny🐰

You let the word "BASED!" slip in front of him.

"Based on..what?"

He said, literally not knowing what the heck you were saying. After a bit of laughter you begin to explain it to him.

"Oh! Yeah.. Based. Based."

He kind of like, trails off when he says that because he's still genuinely confused.

I imagine he typically sticks to the slang he's used to, however there's been a few times where he's tried to use modern slang.. it typically does not go well but at least he falls with grace.

🦆Daffy Duck🦆

When you first let the slang slip Daffy is absolutely confused. He's unsure of what you just said and more importantly: did you just insult him?

"Whatda mean "Cringefail?????""

bro is flabbergasted. You explain it to him and he's even more confused. But then you say it's modern lingo and he nods.

He starts using modern terms and it's BAD.

He throws around "Based" and "Cringefail" like NOBODIES business. He thinks he's hot shit now. (VERRYYY "how do you do fellow kids")

Eventually he has to be told that he was NOT pulling it off and he hesitantly stopped.

🐽Porky Pig🐽

Porky was trying to bake something. Nothing more, nothing less. Then you suddenly call him "A malewife".

"W-W-Whatsa..W-Whatsa m-m-malewife?"

You assure him, it's not a negative thing! After you explain he takes it sort of like a complement. He still doesn't fully understand but hey! He's a Malewife I guess!

He'll go up to the others and be like "Y-Ya know! Y/N called me a male wife and I-I-I think that's pretty n-n-n-nea-n-ne..swell!"

He doesn't use any terms himself BUT he does try and ask for you to explain some of them to him.

🚩Marvin The Martian🚩

INSTANTLY after you say the word Marvin is confused to hell in back. What EARTHLING dialect WAS THIS?

"Earthling what on MARS is a BOGOS BINTED???"

You explain to him that it's an internet joke and he's even MORE confused. He paces around trying to think of what exactly to say.

You show him the video and he just kind of stares for a second before squinting at you.

"... Is that EARTH humor?"

You confirm that it is yes. Earth humor.

"Weird."

He then proceeds to walk away, before chuckling to himself.

🧨Wile E Coyote🧨

Wile overhears what you say and puts a hand to his chest.

"My word what.. what WAS that?"

Rinse and repeat, you explain to him and he is utterly baffled.

"Ah this is the modern dialect of the youth. I understand"

He proceeds to talk about how he feels older dialect is much less "Timeless" and such. But he humors you.

He does little laughs whenever you use the terms. You can't tell if it's out of genuine fondness or it's meant to mock you.

"Ah yes. Swag. What a word."

Yeah you literally cannot tell.

Road Runner Dabs.

[raziiyah]

🧨 ROAD RUNNER VS. COYOTE 💣

fnished version of this!

coincidentally, i had always interpreted white spy to be the more sadistic one while i saw black spy as the more clever one, judging by their schemes mostly, and i think that's great for representing road runner and wile e. respectively!

[imaginemyshipswithme]

This is my “in show” s/i. So if this was just a cool coyote dude ordering acme in the desert and totally not falling for the cute delivery dude.

[imaginemyshipswithme]

HI Em hope youre doing alright! I came across a thought-provoking post about Wile and thought to share this with ya! -@wisp-herr

https://www.tumblr.com/party-gilmore/711345820149104640?source=share

My boy has anxiety! That makes sense though. Him redoubling his efforts and being too anxious and stubborn to stop. It also helps with my headcanon that he is selectively mute.

Chuck put so much thought into my man. Why can’t Warner Brothers give me my Wile movie? 🥺

[imaginemyshipswithme]

I couldnt submit my drawing in the secret drawing box, so sending it here instead! -@wisp-herr

My cat knows how annoying I am with pictures, don’t tempt me! /j

[imaginemyshipswithme]

💤,💕 and🔥 on any f/o! -@wisp-herr

Hi Nicole! Wanna hear how cute Wile E. is? We’re going to use canon verse.

💤 - do you and your f/o sleep together or in different beds?

We try to sleep in the same bed. Though some nights, I have to drag him to the bed. We definitely fall asleep in each other’s arms. 

💕 - who said, “i love you” first, and how did the other react?

I said “I love you” first, and I will always remember the look of shock on his face. Don’t worry he said it back after like a minute. 😆

🔥 - how do you and your f/o deal with and resolve struggles within your relationship?

We’re both the kind of person who needs to feel our emotions before we can resolve anything. So, if we feel like nothing can be done in the moment, we allow ourselves to take a break from each other and come back to it with clear heads.

Fluff Asks

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Me, holding Wile E. so hard and crying: It’s not fair! You deserve better! Fuck WB! I’ll kill them!

Wile E., letting it happen because he knows I need to feel my feelings: It’ll be okay, my love. I still have you. *kisses forehead*

[imaginemyshipswithme]

2, 10, 14, & 23 for the ask game for Wile E.? :3

Wile E.’s mood perked up at the mention of his name. “Oh wonderful. It’s my turn now.”

2. So, how have you and s/i been? What have you two been up to recently?

“Oh nothing too exciting, I’m afraid. Em always knows when I’m doing something because they deliver my packages. Although, I do make time for them once they’re off work.”

10. If you had to describe s/i in three words or less, what would it be?

“Only three? That seems unfair, to limit my opinion of Em to a mere three words.” He ponders a bit, giving it some thought. “I suppose “stunningly brilliant” will have to suffice.”

14. If s/i was here right now, what would you tell them?

Wile E. grinned. “Why, that I love them, of course. But also to thank them for giving all of us the opportunity to gush about them instead.”

23. Be honest— do you easily get jealous?

He sighs. “Unfortunately. I know Pepé is their qpp, and I’m fine with that now, but I can’t say I don’t feel a certain way when someone is too friendly with them, in front of me.”

Casual F/Ovember Asks

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Assumption: Wile E. C.oyote being the genius, probably is the type to make personalized gadgets and trinkets for you. But being extra careful and testing them to ensure it doesn't cause any trouble or harm for you! -@wisp-herr

He would tho!!! 🥹

He’d see problem, no matter how small, and want to make me something to make it a little bit easier/better.

Poor boy would have new injuries if it fails, and we’d just constantly be like,

Me, after handing me a present: Wile, sweetie, why are you covered in bandages again?

Ask Game

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Okay, but what if Wile is working so hard on a project that he forgets to eat, so I make him some food? But he tries to argue that he is saving his appetite for Roadrunner, so I give him a sad look and say “You’re going to make me eat this by myself? 👉🏼👈🏼”, to which he caves and has a warm meal with me? 🥺

[imaginemyshipswithme]

💕😍 on any f/o you like! -@wisp-herr

@wisp-herr It’s “I don’t talk enough about Wile E.”, so here we go!

💕: Who’s the clingier one in the relationship?

Wile E. might be a tad more clingy than me, but not by much. He’s a little touch starved. Me too, so we’re good.

😍: Name your three favorite things about your f/o

So very intelligent. I could listen to him talk for hours about all his plans and inventions.

Perfect hugs. He’s so soft and very, surprisingly, easy to hold. 

His determination is something to be admired. He never gives up and always tries again .

Basic Self-ship Asks

[imaginemyshipswithme]

how about 💕,🌎 and 🏆 for the f/o most on your mind at the moment?

I have a few f/os on the mind at the moment, so I'll just post a different one for each.

💕 - “I miss you” Text

I made lasagna. He seemed to like it.

🌎 - “I am so very lost, please help me figure where I am” Text

Gods forbid we're on time for anything!

🏆 - “Please look at this thing I did, I am very proud” Text

We, in fact, did not have bird that night.

F/O TEXT MEME

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Looney Tunes S/I

Name: Emari

Age: 30

Romantic partner: Wile E. Coyote

QPR: Pepé lé Pew

Familial: Foghorn Leghorn

In show canon

Occupation: ACME delivery personnel

Pronouns: He/They

Warner Brothers Studio

Occupation: Studio Props Manager

Pronouns: He/They/She

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Your new Pfp is SO CUTE!!💞💖💘 Mr. Coyote looks so smitten, good for you guys!!☺💞💞 I live your ship sm

Me when I saw this ask:

He’s such a joy in my life. I love him! 💕

The pic was a kinda gift from @onedumbazz. Its art style is so cute!